Pandemic Funny Quotes

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Funny how well-rehearsed you can become at being who everyone thinks you should be.
Stevie J. Cole (Jag (Pandemic Sorrow, #1))
When historians in the future ask a really old version of me about this pandemic, I’m gonna tell them that Trump’s MAGA minions were the only ones who had no idea what was happening, while the rest of America stared into the abyss.
Oliver Markus Malloy (American Fascism: A German Writer's Urgent Warning To America)
Coronavirus needs a better name. Something bad ass, like the Black Plague. I'm thinking Airborne Aids. Or Flying Herpes.
Oliver Markus Malloy (American Fascism: A German Writer's Urgent Warning To America)
It is funny how the two principles they always taught us about business are being rendered useless by the pandemic~ Bringing out the humane side of the business
Kanika Sharma (IINK Magazine : September 2020 Edition (The IINK Magazine, #2))
Here is a COVID-19 Commandment: Greater love has no one than this, to lay on one's couch without friends.
Jamie Arpin-Ricci
With all due respect to Women's Empowerment, in this pandemic there has been a little tug of war between my daughter and me to get the wifi connection for our classes.
Avijeet Das
If you can't handle me when I'm broke, then you don't deserve me when I get my $600 check.
Kianu Starr
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS My husband, for all the backrubs he gives me, the double-chocolate muffins he bakes, for the kisses, the gentle teasing, the pep talks, and the patience he displays whenever I am stressed, irritated, angry, or grumpy about uncooperative characters and plots. Thank you for listening to my theories about true crime shows and for being a magnificent DM for our D&D group. My brave, funny, fierce daughter, whose persistence and strength in the face of multiple challenges, including spina bifida and clubfoot, inspires me every day, and my sweet, sensitive, story-loving son, who has worked so hard to learn coping strategies for his sensory processing disorder. “Allo” you both with all my heart, babies. Thank you for inspiring me, for keeping me laughing, for asking for so many kisses and hugs every single day, and for having absolutely zero interest in my stories because they don’t feature any trains. D, for helping with my children during a pandemic when no one else is available, and for reading a thousand books to them and “playing Star Wars” with them so enthusiastically. My family, for helping so much with my children and supporting my career’s success however you can. Love you guys. Dani Crabtree, for being the most understanding and flexible editor in existence. If this book has errors, they’re mine. (I like to add extra things after she’s seen the book.) My dear, lovely, generous readers—thank you from the bottom of my heart for reading and loving my books. I couldn’t do it without you. The stories only come alive with your imaginations, so with you all to imagine them, our beloved characters would only live in my head. I’m thrilled to share them with you. Thank you for all the notes you write me and the emails you send. Your words make a difference, especially when I’m struggling to remember what I love about this job (usually during a particularly stubborn first draft.) I love you all!
Kate Avery Ellison (Hollowfell Huntress (Spellwood Academy, #3))
The positive thing about being Masked Up is that it saves us from witnessing all the fake smiles that are aimed at us.
Mitta Xinindlu