Osman 1 Quotes

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In life you have to learn to count the good days. You have to tuck them in your pocket and carry them around with you. So I’m putting today in my pocket and I’m off to bed.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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After a certain age, you can pretty much do whatever takes your fancy. No one tells you off, except for your doctors and your children.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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You can have too much choice in this world. And when everyone has too much choice, it is also much harder to get chosen. And we all want to be chosen.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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You always know when it’s your first time, don’t you? But you rarely know when it’s your final time.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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It was a well-known fact that there were no calories in homemade cakes.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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People without a sense of humor will never forgive you for being funny.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Many years ago, everybody here would wake early because there was much to do and only so many hours in the day. Now they wake early because there is much to do and only so many days left.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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It’s great to be the fastest runner, but not when you’re running in the wrong direction.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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...There are silly, proper tears now. I'll let them fall. If you don't cry sometimes, you'll end up crying all the time.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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We all have a sob story, but we don't all go around killing people.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Some people love their children more than they love their partner,’ says Ibrahim, β€˜and some people love their partner more than their children. And no one can ever admit to either thing.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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If you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Donna has always been headstrong, always acted quickly and decisively. Which is a fine quality when you are right, but a liability when you are wrong. It’s great to be the fastest runner, but not when you’re running in the wrong direction.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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He’s all the things that can go wrong with men if you leave them to their own devices.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Always look where the action isn't, because that's where the action is.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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because you know that getting out of a garden chair at our age is a military operation. Once you are in one, you can be in it for the day.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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The sun is up, the skies are blue, and murder is in the air
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I'm afraid I don't know WTF. I only discovered LOL from Joyce last week
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Well, imagine if we only ever did what we were supposed to,
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I know the difference between alone and lonely,
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Thank you so much for reading The Thursday Mystery Club. Unless you haven’t read it yet and have just turned straight to the acknowledgments, which I accept is a possibility. You must live your life as you choose.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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You got to be careful with money. Don't let it be in charge.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Was he a content man, doing the things he liked alone? Or was he a lonely man making the best out of what he had? Alone, or lonely?
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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At least I have discovered that online dating is not for me. You can have too much choice in this world. And when everyone has too much choice, it is also much harder to get chosen. And we all want to be chosen.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I would never have therapy, because who wants to unravel all that knitting? Not wroth the risk, thank you. My daughter, Joanna, has a therapist, although you'd be hard-pressed to know why if you saw the size of her house.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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It was a community, and in Ibrahim's opinion that was how human beings were designed to live. At Coopers Chase, anytime you wanted to be alone, you would simply close your front door, and anytime you wanted to be with people, you would open it up again. If there was a better recipe for happiness than that, then Ibrahim was yet to hear it.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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The God of Imagination lived in fairytales. And the best fairytales made you fall in love. It was while flicking through "Sleeping Beauty" that I met my first love, Ivar. He was a six-year-old bello ragazzo with blond hair and eyebrows. He had bomb-blue eyes and his two front teeth were missing. The road to Happily Ever After, however, was paved with political barbed wire. Three things stood in my way. 1. The object of my affection didn't know he was the object of my affection. 2. The object of my affection preferred Action Man to Princess Aurora. 3. The object of my affection was a boy and I wasn't allowed to love a boy.
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Diriye Osman (Fairytales for Lost Children)
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You know when you look into someone's eyes for the first time and the whole world breaks apart And you just think, "Of course, of course, this is what I've been waiting for all this time"?
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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You always know when it’s your first time, don’t you? But you rarely know when it’s your final time.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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If you don’t cry sometimes, you’ll end up crying all the time.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I'm afraid I don't know WTF. I only discovered LOL from Joyce last week. I'm going to assume that it doesn't refer to the Warsaw Transit Facility, as that was shut down in 1981 when the Russians came sniffing.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Of all the things to lose, to lose one's mind? Let them take a leg or a lung; let them take anything before they take that. Before you become "poor Rosemary" or "poor Frank," catching the last glimpses of the sun and seeing them for what they were. Before there were no more trips, no more games, no more Murder Clubs. Before there was no more you.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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There is another dating app for gay men called Grindr. Perhaps it’s for gay women too? I don’t know, I didn’t ask. Would they use the same one? That would be nice.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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No kneeling for him these days, though, arthritis and Catholicism being an uneasy mix.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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So every day Elizabeth opens her diary to a date two weeks ahead and writes herself a question. And every day she answers a question she set herself two weeks ago. This is her early-warning system. This is her team of scientists poring over seismology graphs. If there is going to be an earthquake, Elizabeth will be the first to know about it.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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One by one, the lights of the village switch off. The only remaining illumination comes from behind the thick hospital blinds of Willows. The business of dying keeps different hours than the business of living.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Pearson Street is just what you want a shopping street to beβ€”busy, friendly, local, and happy. Joyce thinks it’s so perfect that it’s surely only six months away from having a Starbucks and losing what it now has.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I think that if I have a special skill, it is that I am often overlooked. Is that the word? Underestimated, perhaps?
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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There comes a time when progress is only for other people.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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He had read a headline about Diet Coke once, which was so worrying he had chosen not to read the article.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Big is the same as small. There's just more of it.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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The business of dying keeps different hours than the business of living. 45.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I volunteer because it makes me look helpful, and it gives me first dibs on the refreshments.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I keep Gerry in a tight little ball just for me. I think if I let him loose here, it would overwhelm me, and I worry he might just blow away.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I don't think you're supposed to use your mobile telephone in here, Elizabeth," says John. She gives a kindly shrug. "Well, imagine if we only ever did what we were supposed to, John." "You have a point there, Elizabeth," agrees John, and goes back to his book.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I am not a vegan and have no intention of ever becoming one, but I still feel like it's something that should be encouraged. I read that if mankind doesn't stop eating meat, there will be mass starvation by 2050. With respect, I am nearly eighty, and so this won't be my problem, but I do hope they sort it out.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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He always found it easy to wake up in the morning; he just found it hard to sleep at night
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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The only remaining illumination comes from behind the thick hospital blinds of Willows. The business of dying keeping different hours from the business of living.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Whatever they say about time healing, some things in life just break and can never be fixed.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Ron, I didn't really know how to ask for just an instant coffee, so I got us Caramel Frappuccinos.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I would never have therapy, because who wants to unravel all that knitting?
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I’m just organized,’ says Joyce. β€˜It’s out of fashion. If I say I’m going to Zumba, I go to Zumba.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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DCI Chris Hudson is addressing the team. He always seems nice enough. He once opened some double doors for her without looking like he wanted a medal for it.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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One day, spring will come without her.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Like someone reached in and took out my heart and my lungs and told me to keep living. Keep waking up, keep eating, keep putting one foot in front of the other. For what? I don’t think I ever really found an answer to that.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I see,” says Elizabeth, lips pursing. β€œAnd what happens if I still choose to say WPC? Will there be a warrant for my arrest?” β€œNo, but I’ll think a bit less of you,” says Donna. β€œBecause it’s a really simple thing to do, and it’s more respectful to me.” β€œDamn, checkmate, okay,” says Elizabeth, unpursing her lips. β€œThank you,” says Donna.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Was he a content man, doing the things he liked alone? Or was he a lonely man making the best out of what he had? Alone, or lonely? This question cropped up so often these days, Chris could no longer be confident of his answer. Though if he was a betting man, his money would be on lonely.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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now
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Who killed Tony Curran though? Ventham. Typical Blairite.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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The desk sergeant sees that this is a discussion that could end badly in so many ways, and chooses an easy life.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I like it when men cry. Not too much, but this was just right.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Bit by bit, Donna was intent on dragging Chris from his century into hers.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Normal is an illusory concept, Bogdan," adds Ibrahim.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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So we were all witnesses to a murder" says Elizabeth "Which, needless to say, is wonderful
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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They had got away with it, as some people do, I'm afraid. The older you get, the more you have to come to terms with that.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I remember dabbing at my mouth before I answered, like you see on television sometimes. It makes you look clever, try it.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Anytime you would see a photograph of him in the paper, the caption would always be something like, "Talks collapsed late last night.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I still haven't quite worked out how my Instagram works, which is very frustrating. As @GreatJoy69 now has over 200 private messages.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club / The Man Who Died Twice (Thursday Murder Club, #1-2))
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Sitting in their gardens, doing a sudoku, knowing they had got away with murder.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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The back is ramrod straight. It would be the most uncomfortable chair that Chris had ever sat in, had he not just made the flight to Cyprus on Ryanair.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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One of the first things you learn at Coopers Chase is that some people can still actually hear.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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would never have therapy, because who wants to unravel all that knitting? Not worth the risk,
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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The business of dying keeps different hours than the business of living.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Elizabeth looks to Donna like the sort of teacher who terrifies you all year but then gives you a grade A and cries when you leave.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Everyone has to leave the game. Once you’re in, there is no other door but the exit.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Don’t get me wrongβ€”I know what an engineer is, and I know what chemicals are, but I can’t join the dots.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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If you hit women, you hit women
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Chris takes a swig of Diet Coke. He sometimes worries he is addicted to it. He had read a headline about Diet Coke once, which was so worrying he had chosen not to read the article.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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More than anything, she is supposed to be a reassuring presence in a terrifying world. Donna understands that, and it also gets her out of both the station and paperwork, so she volunteers.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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At Coopers Chase, anytime you wanted to be alone, you would simply close your front door, and anytime you wanted to be with people, you would open it up again. If there was a better recipe for happiness than that, then Ibrahim was yet to hear it.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Chess is easy,' says Bogdan, continuing the walk between the lines of graves and now flicking on a torch. 'Just always make the best move.' 'Well, I suppose,' says Elizabeth. 'I've never quite thought about it like that. But what if you don't know what the best move is?' 'Then you lose.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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It was a community, and in Ibrahim’s opinion that was how human beings were designed to live. At Coopers Chase, anytime you wanted to be alone, you would simply close your front door, and anytime you wanted to be with people, you would open it up again. If there was a better recipe for happiness than that, then Ibrahim was yet to hear it.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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We normally meet in the Jigsaw Room, you see,’ says Joyce. β€˜But it’s not Thursday and the Jigsaw Room is being used by Chat and Crochet.’ β€˜Chat and Crochet is a fairly new group, Detective Chief Inspector,’ says Ibrahim. β€˜Formed by members who had become disillusioned with Knit and Natter. Too much nattering and not enough knitting, apparently.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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So, he would go home, and have a night in by himself, with a curry. He knew that was where this was heading. There was a darts tournament on Sky. Chris wondered if this was a tragic plan, or whether it was simply the sort of plan that people would think was tragic. Was he a content man, doing the things he liked alone? Or was he a lonely man making the best out of what he had? Alone, or lonely?
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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regime also imposed a further restriction on religious parties (and independent parliamentary candidates), namely an amendment of Articles 1 and 2 of the constitution to define Egypt as β€˜a state of citizenship’ and remove the reference to Islam as β€˜the religion of the state’. The change in theory would have the effect of allowing women, and Christians, to run for any position, including the presidency.
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Tarek Osman (Egypt on the Brink: From the Rise of Nasser to the Fall of Mubarak)
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1923 constitution. The committee, which comprised five Christians, one Jew and six Muslims, instituted Article 1 (that Islam is the religion of the state) unanimously. And interestingly the five Christian committee members were the ones who rejected a clause, suggested by a Muslim, to have a minimum number of parliamentary seats and ministerial posts reserved for Christians. β€˜It would be a shame for Egyptian Christians to be appointed, not elected,’ commented one of the Christian committee members. That was the era when a Christian politician such as Makram Ebeid Pasha, the legendary general secretary of Al-Wafd, was elected for six consecutive terms to the parliament in a constituency with virtually no Christians. Sadly, those were different times.46 In another incident following its 2005 electoral success,
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Tarek Osman (Egypt on the Brink: From the Rise of Nasser to the Fall of Mubarak)
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The sun is up, the skies are blue and murder is in the air.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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If you don't cry sometimes, you'll end up crying all the time
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Big is the same as small. There's just more of it.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Of all the things to lose, to lose one’s mind?
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Ron is looking forward to causing a bit of trouble, and I am looking forward to watching him do that.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Chris opens a Twix as he studies the photo. He has his annual medical in two months, and every Monday he convinces himself that this is finally the week he gets back into shape, finally shifts the stone or so that holds him back. The stone or so that gives him cramp. The stone or so that stops him from buying new clothes, just in case, and that stops him dating, because who would want this? The stone or so that stands between him and the world. Two stone if he's really honest. Those Mondays are usually good. Chris doesn't take the elevator on Mondays. Chris brings food from home on Mondays. Chris does sit-ups in bed on Mondays. But by Tuesday, or in a good week, Wednesday, the world creeps back in, the stairs seem too daunting, and Chris loses faith in the project. He's aware that the project is himself, and that drags him further down still. So out come the pastries and the crisps, the garage lunch, the quick drink after work, the takeaway on the way home from work, the chocolate on the way home from the takeaway. The eating, the numbing, the release, the shame, and then the repeat. But there was always next Monday, and one of these Mondays there would be salvation. That stone would drop off, followed by the other stone that was lurking. He'd barely break sweat at the medical, he'd be the athlete he always secretly knew he was. Text a thumbs-up to the new girlfriend he'd have met online. He finishes the Twix and looks around for his crisps.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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The village is nearly dark now. In life you have to learn to count the good days. You have to tuck them in your pocket and carry them around with you. So I'm putting today in my pocket and I'm off to bed.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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There are silly, proper tears now. I'll let them fall. If you don't cry sometimes, you'll end up crying all the time.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Ian is on a lot of dating apps, and sets a strict upper age limit of twenty-five. He finds the dating apps useful, because it can be hard to meet exactly the right kind of women these days. They need to understand that his time is limited, his work is demanding, and commitment is hard fro him. Women over twenty-five don't seem to get that, in his experience. What happens to them, he wonders. He tries to imagine why someone would choose to date Karen Playfair, but draws a blank. Conversation? That runs out soon enough, doesn't it?
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Joanna was funny and bight and engaging, and all the things I had worried that she'd lost. There they all were. Perhaps she had just lost them with me.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Now they wake early because there is a lot to do and only so many days left.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Many years ago, everybody here would wake early because there was much to do and only so many hours in the day. Now they wake early because there is much to do and only so many days life.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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...it was a well-known fact that there were no calories in homemade cakes.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I have something to show you. Is best to wait till dark.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))