Osman 1 Quotes

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In life you have to learn to count the good days. You have to tuck them in your pocket and carry them around with you. So I’m putting today in my pocket and I’m off to bed.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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You always know when it’s your first time, don’t you? But you rarely know when it’s your final time.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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It was a well-known fact that there were no calories in homemade cakes.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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It’s great to be the fastest runner, but not when you’re running in the wrong direction.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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...There are silly, proper tears now. I'll let them fall. If you don't cry sometimes, you'll end up crying all the time.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Some people love their children more than they love their partner,’ says Ibrahim, β€˜and some people love their partner more than their children. And no one can ever admit to either thing.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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We all have a sob story, but we don't all go around killing people.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Donna has always been headstrong, always acted quickly and decisively. Which is a fine quality when you are right, but a liability when you are wrong. It’s great to be the fastest runner, but not when you’re running in the wrong direction.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Always look where the action isn't, because that's where the action is.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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because you know that getting out of a garden chair at our age is a military operation. Once you are in one, you can be in it for the day.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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The sun is up, the skies are blue, and murder is in the air
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I'm afraid I don't know WTF. I only discovered LOL from Joyce last week
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I know the difference between alone and lonely,
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Thank you so much for reading The Thursday Mystery Club. Unless you haven’t read it yet and have just turned straight to the acknowledgments, which I accept is a possibility. You must live your life as you choose.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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If you don’t cry sometimes, you’ll end up crying all the time.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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At least I have discovered that online dating is not for me. You can have too much choice in this world. And when everyone has too much choice, it is also much harder to get chosen. And we all want to be chosen.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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You got to be careful with money. Don't let it be in charge.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I would never have therapy, because who wants to unravel all that knitting? Not wroth the risk, thank you. My daughter, Joanna, has a therapist, although you'd be hard-pressed to know why if you saw the size of her house.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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It was a community, and in Ibrahim's opinion that was how human beings were designed to live. At Coopers Chase, anytime you wanted to be alone, you would simply close your front door, and anytime you wanted to be with people, you would open it up again. If there was a better recipe for happiness than that, then Ibrahim was yet to hear it.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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You know when you look into someone's eyes for the first time and the whole world breaks apart And you just think, "Of course, of course, this is what I've been waiting for all this time"?
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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The God of Imagination lived in fairytales. And the best fairytales made you fall in love. It was while flicking through "Sleeping Beauty" that I met my first love, Ivar. He was a six-year-old bello ragazzo with blond hair and eyebrows. He had bomb-blue eyes and his two front teeth were missing. The road to Happily Ever After, however, was paved with political barbed wire. Three things stood in my way. 1. The object of my affection didn't know he was the object of my affection. 2. The object of my affection preferred Action Man to Princess Aurora. 3. The object of my affection was a boy and I wasn't allowed to love a boy.
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Diriye Osman (Fairytales for Lost Children)
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You always know when it’s your first time, don’t you? But you rarely know when it’s your final time.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Of all the things to lose, to lose one's mind? Let them take a leg or a lung; let them take anything before they take that. Before you become "poor Rosemary" or "poor Frank," catching the last glimpses of the sun and seeing them for what they were. Before there were no more trips, no more games, no more Murder Clubs. Before there was no more you.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I'm afraid I don't know WTF. I only discovered LOL from Joyce last week. I'm going to assume that it doesn't refer to the Warsaw Transit Facility, as that was shut down in 1981 when the Russians came sniffing.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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If you have any sort of personality, someone will eventually want to kill you.
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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One by one, the lights of the village switch off. The only remaining illumination comes from behind the thick hospital blinds of Willows. The business of dying keeps different hours than the business of living.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Do you know how to pick loc–’ Rosie’s question is interrupted by Amy taking a large rock and smashing one of Scroggie’s back windows. β€˜Ah, I see you do.
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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Amy smiles. She loves Adam to the moon and back too, and decides she should tell him. Same. She is a romantic fool sometimes.
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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Have you ever shot anyone before?’ Rosie asks Steve, while snapping through Amy’s cable ties. β€˜No,’ says Steve. β€˜But the Coldplay T-shirt made it easier.
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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Steve is grateful that at least he feels loved. Because if you don’t feel loved, it’s difficult to feel anything at all.
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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I think that if I have a special skill, it is that I am often overlooked. Is that the word? Underestimated, perhaps?
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I keep Gerry in a tight little ball just for me. I think if I let him loose here, it would overwhelm me, and I worry he might just blow away.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Big is the same as small. There's just more of it.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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He had read a headline about Diet Coke once, which was so worrying he had chosen not to read the article.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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There are friendships forged in fire, which end up disappearing like smoke, and other casual, nodding friendships, which will stay with you for the rest of your life.
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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I don't think you're supposed to use your mobile telephone in here, Elizabeth," says John. She gives a kindly shrug. "Well, imagine if we only ever did what we were supposed to, John." "You have a point there, Elizabeth," agrees John, and goes back to his book.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I am not a vegan and have no intention of ever becoming one, but I still feel like it's something that should be encouraged. I read that if mankind doesn't stop eating meat, there will be mass starvation by 2050. With respect, I am nearly eighty, and so this won't be my problem, but I do hope they sort it out.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I see,” says Elizabeth, lips pursing. β€œAnd what happens if I still choose to say WPC? Will there be a warrant for my arrest?” β€œNo, but I’ll think a bit less of you,” says Donna. β€œBecause it’s a really simple thing to do, and it’s more respectful to me.” β€œDamn, checkmate, okay,” says Elizabeth, unpursing her lips. β€œThank you,” says Donna.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Joyce turns her face up to the sun and closes her eyes. 'Well, isn't this lovely, Ron? I never knew I liked beer. Imagine if I'd died at seventy? I never would have known.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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No regrets. We live our lives forwards, not backwards. So always make the best of what's in front of you.
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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I would never have therapy, because who wants to unravel all that knitting?
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Whatever they say about time healing, some things in life just break and can never be fixed.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Ron, I didn't really know how to ask for just an instant coffee, so I got us Caramel Frappuccinos.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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The only remaining illumination comes from behind the thick hospital blinds of Willows. The business of dying keeping different hours from the business of living.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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He always found it easy to wake up in the morning; he just found it hard to sleep at night
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I’m just organized,’ says Joyce. β€˜It’s out of fashion. If I say I’m going to Zumba, I go to Zumba.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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DCI Chris Hudson is addressing the team. He always seems nice enough. He once opened some double doors for her without looking like he wanted a medal for it.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Serves me right for mixing marijuana and tequila.
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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at the very least, you made it through to the end. Unless you are one of those people who reads the acknowledgments first, in which case I honestly believe you are a dangerous sociopath.
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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Like someone reached in and took out my heart and my lungs and told me to keep living. Keep waking up, keep eating, keep putting one foot in front of the other. For what? I don’t think I ever really found an answer to that.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Everyone is taking the best shot they’ve got, and some shots are just luckier than yours. Anytime you feel your unhappiness turning into bitterness, you have to check yourself. You can live with unhappiness, but bitterness will kill
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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Chess is easy,' says Bogdan, continuing the walk between the lines of graves and now flicking on a torch. 'Just always make the best move.' 'Well, I suppose,' says Elizabeth. 'I've never quite thought about it like that. But what if you don't know what the best move is?' 'Then you lose.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Was he a content man, doing the things he liked alone? Or was he a lonely man making the best out of what he had? Alone, or lonely? This question cropped up so often these days, Chris could no longer be confident of his answer. Though if he was a betting man, his money would be on lonely.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I know many people enjoy your books, and surely they can’t all be wrong?
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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It’s South Carolina,” says Carlos. β€œSweating’s what we do.
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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You may not have recognized me,’ says Max. This, he has learnt, is politer than β€˜Don’t you know who I am?
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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When are your hunches ever wrong?’ says Ron. β€˜Actually, quite often,’ says Joyce. β€˜She just says them with confidence. She’s like a consultant.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club / The Man Who Died Twice (Thursday Murder Club, #1-2))
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I never take offense,” says Tony. β€œSaved me a lot of time over the years.
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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They had got away with it, as some people do, I'm afraid. The older you get, the more you have to come to terms with that.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I remember dabbing at my mouth before I answered, like you see on television sometimes. It makes you look clever, try it.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I still haven't quite worked out how my Instagram works, which is very frustrating. As @GreatJoy69 now has over 200 private messages.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club / The Man Who Died Twice (Thursday Murder Club, #1-2))
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Anytime you would see a photograph of him in the paper, the caption would always be something like, "Talks collapsed late last night.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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One of the first things you learn at Coopers Chase is that some people can still actually hear.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Elizabeth looks to Donna like the sort of teacher who terrifies you all year but then gives you a grade A and cries when you leave.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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So we were all witnesses to a murder" says Elizabeth "Which, needless to say, is wonderful
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Who killed Tony Curran though? Ventham. Typical Blairite.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Bit by bit, Donna was intent on dragging Chris from his century into hers.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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If you hit women, you hit women
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Normal is an illusory concept, Bogdan," adds Ibrahim.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I like it when men cry. Not too much, but this was just right.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Sitting in their gardens, doing a sudoku, knowing they had got away with murder.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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The back is ramrod straight. It would be the most uncomfortable chair that Chris had ever sat in, had he not just made the flight to Cyprus on Ryanair.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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don’t do nuance either,” says Max. β€œNuance is too woke.
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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Chris takes a swig of Diet Coke. He sometimes worries he is addicted to it. He had read a headline about Diet Coke once, which was so worrying he had chosen not to read the article.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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More than anything, she is supposed to be a reassuring presence in a terrifying world. Donna understands that, and it also gets her out of both the station and paperwork, so she volunteers.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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After writing an email, a text, anything really, you can simply run the whole thing through ChatGPT and it instantly deletes your personality. It flattens you out, irons your creases, washes you away, quirk by quirk, until you disappear.
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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Steve stops by the window of the estate agent and peers through the glass. If he was moving to the village today, he wouldn't be able to afford it. The only way anyone can afford to buy a house these days is to have bought it fifteen years ago.
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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Everyone is vulnerable. For some people, for Steve, it comes out as fear, avoiding situations where the vulnerability is exposed. For others, for an awful lot of people these days, vulnerability comes out as anger, pushing away anything that feels like it might pierce their shell. Steve watches
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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How many more autumns for Elizabeth? How many more years of slipping on a pair of comfortable boots and walking through the leaves? One day, spring will come without her. The daffodils will always come up by the lake, but you won’t always be there to see them. So it goes; enjoy them while you can.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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We normally meet in the Jigsaw Room, you see,’ says Joyce. β€˜But it’s not Thursday and the Jigsaw Room is being used by Chat and Crochet.’ β€˜Chat and Crochet is a fairly new group, Detective Chief Inspector,’ says Ibrahim. β€˜Formed by members who had become disillusioned with Knit and Natter. Too much nattering and not enough knitting, apparently.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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for an awful lot of people these days, vulnerability comes out as anger, pushing away anything that feels like it might pierce their shell. Steve watches people on TV sometimes, shouting the odds about this, that, or the other, railing against the truth of reality, and he always sees the pain first. They have lost someone, or they never had someone, and so now they have lost themselves.
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Richard Osman (We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1))
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So, he would go home, and have a night in by himself, with a curry. He knew that was where this was heading. There was a darts tournament on Sky. Chris wondered if this was a tragic plan, or whether it was simply the sort of plan that people would think was tragic. Was he a content man, doing the things he liked alone? Or was he a lonely man making the best out of what he had? Alone, or lonely?
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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For Ibrahim one of the beauties of Coopers Chase was that it was so alive. So full of ridiculous committees and ridiculous politics, so full of arguments, of fun, and of gossip. All the new arrivals, each one subtly shifting the dynamic. All the farewells too, reminding you that this was a place that could never stay the same. It was a community, and in Ibrahim's opinion that was how human beings were designed to live. At Coopers Chase, anytime you wanted to be alone, you would simply close your front door, and anytime you wanted to be with people, you would open it up again. If there was a better recipe for happiness than that, then Ibrahim was yet to hear it.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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I will let you know how everything goes.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Chris always found it easy to get up in the morning. He just found it hard to go to sleep at night.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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You will go completely mad waiting for life to be fair
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Carlito has done this job for two years now and not a single person has ever been late. Except for Malcolm Weekes, who, as it turned out, had died in the lightbulb aisle in Robert Dyas.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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That's when Ibrahim joined us and suggested that DCI might try plates, and Donna said that was something she would pay to see. Ian Venham didn't want to join in the fun, and told Donna and DCI Hudson that he paid their wages. Donna said in that case could she ask him about a pay rise, and that's when Ventham started shouting the odds about this, that, and the other. People without a sense of humor will never forgive you for being funny. But that's an aside.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Ian is sure this display will blow over, but he hopes the police show up soon. With the amount of tax dollars he hypothetically pays, it's really not too much to ask.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Jei atvirai, tai Ε‘irdΔ― skauda ΕΎiΕ«rint tas fotografijas. Jos man primena kačiΕ³ nuotraukas ant gatvΔ—s lempΕ³ stulpΕ³. Ko gero, vis dΔ—l tos vilties. (Apie Tinder)
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Step 1 was about choosing a general topic for your book by listing ideas in four circles: Interest, Experience, Market, and Job-Related (optional, but recommended). The ideas that fall under the first three circles, and preferably all four, are the topics you
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Hassan Osman (Write Your Book on the Side: How to Write and Publish Your First Nonfiction Kindle Book While Working a Full-Time Job (Even if You Don’t Have a Lot of Time and Don’t Know Where to Start))
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should focus on. In Step 2, you take the general topics you came up with in Step 1 and niche them down by narrowing the audience and/or the outcome. You can accomplish that by looking at your own experiences, reading positive and negative reviews of similar books on Amazon, checking internet forums, and running surveys. The goal of this step is to write an output statement such as β€œMy book will help ” so that you define the topic of your short book. In Step 3, you take that output statement from Step 2 and use it to create a few title and subtitle options for your book.Β  The
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Hassan Osman (Write Your Book on the Side: How to Write and Publish Your First Nonfiction Kindle Book While Working a Full-Time Job (Even if You Don’t Have a Lot of Time and Don’t Know Where to Start))
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As a side-note, I will never tire of saying bludgeoned. I bet you used to say that a lot in the police, you lucky thing.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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People without a sense of humour will never forgive you for being funny.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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That’s who we are as human beings. For the most part, we are kind.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Do we have a choice, Elizabeth?’ asks Chris. β€˜Choice is overrated; you’ll learn that as the years fly by,
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Ian had felt compelled to agree to the terms because Tony had never been anything but loyal to him, and also because Tony had made it clear he would break both of Ian’s arms if he refused. Ian had seen Tony break people’s arms before, and so they were now partners.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Sunglasses on. And so to business. Ian is not planning on dying today.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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And you’ve chosen, deliberately chosen, a woman architect, so I won’t be allowed to shout.’ β€˜You are shouting though, Ron,’ says Elizabeth, who is two seats away, reading a newspaper. β€˜Don’t you tell me when I’m shouting, Elizabeth,’ shouts Ron.
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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Donna, like any modern woman, I am any number of things, as and when the need arises. We have to be chameleons, don’t we?
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))