Osama Bin Laden Funny Quotes

Funny, for all surveillance, Osama bin Laden is still free—and we're not. Guess who's winning the "war on terror?

New Rule: Conspiracy theorists who are claiming that we didn't really kill Bin Laden must be reminded that they didn't think he did the crime in the first place. Come on, nutjobs, keep your bullshit straight: The towers were brought down in a controlled demolition by George W. Bush to distract attention from Hawaii, where CIA operatives were planting phony birth records so that a Kenyan named Barack Obama could someday rise to power and pretend to take out the guy we pretended took out the Towers. And I know that's true because I just got it in an e-mail from Trump.

New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures of Britney Spears's vagina getting out of a car. Television has desensitizes us to violence, and porn has desensitized us to people getting shot in the eye.

I think it's funny that USA are the first 3 letters in the name Usama Bin Laden. Yes you can spell it Osama, but Usama makes me smile because it's ironic. This guy literally killed 3,000 American people, PLUS he was responsible for 2 wars killing even more... But his name literally spells America! So maybe he wasn't that bad? Something

A detective pulled me aside yesterday for a private word. He looks at me with my two black eyes and says, 'Just tell me the name of the guy who did it and I'll take care of him.' I laughed and said, 'Osama Bin Laden. Good luck with that.' He didn't think it was funny.