“
i have a friend request from some stranger on facebook and i delete it without looking at the profile because that doesn't seem natural. 'cause friendship should not be as easy as that. it's like people believe all you need to do is like the same bands in order to be soulmates. or books. omg... U like the outsiders 2... it's like we're the same person! no we're not. it's like we have the same english teacher. there's a difference.
”
”
David Levithan (Will Grayson, Will Grayson)
“
You just cant help wanting to protect him, can you!
Because he's a pathetic
little-
[f-slur insert]" - Harry (that f-ing annoying dork)
*Nick punches him*
OMG YES NICK!! YOU GO NICK!! THATS WHAT HE DESERVE!!
”
”
Alice Oseman (Heartstopper: Volume Two (Heartstopper, #2))
“
I drop the other Chest to the ground in shock. "What number are you? I'm Four."
He squints at me and then offers his hand. "I'm Nine. Good job staying alive, Number Four.
”
”
Pittacus Lore (The Power of Six (Lorien Legacies, #2))
“
Lils, you've barely even planned Sneak yet. Give it time. He'll get there."
"He did ask me out on Saturday."
"OMG, you two are totally getting married and having a litter of babies. Ooh, what if that's literally true?"
-Scout and Lily about werewolf Jason
”
”
Chloe Neill (Hexbound (The Dark Elite, #2))
“
Logan: 7 days to go.
Amanda: Really, asshole? A countdown?
Logan: 6 days to go. I bet you can't wait to see me.
Amanda: I'm already regretting this.
Logan: 5 days to go. OMG! What am I going to wear?
Amanda: I thought I told you not to contact me for a week.
Logan: 4 days to go. Seriously though, what do you want to do?
Amanda: Not go on a date with you?
Logan: 3 days to go. I'm pretty fucking excited to see you.
Amanda: Shut up.
Logan: 2 days to go. Just thought I would remind you, in case you had forgotten.
Amanda: Who is this?
Logan: 1 day to go. I'll call you tomorrow.
Amanda: I'll be busy.
Logan: I'm calling you in 5 minutes. You better answer. You promised my 'nephew' a date with me.
Amanda: Fine!
”
”
Jay McLean (More Than Her (More Than, #2))
“
Hey, you're kind of adorable.
Hey. So are you.
There's a soft knock on my door.
One sex! Someone's here.
OMG, YOU PERVY IPHONE. Sec. Not sex.
TOO LATE! he writes. Three dots. Does this count as sexting?
I think so?
”
”
Becky Albertalli (The Upside of Unrequited (Simonverse, #2))
“
mad maddie: I GOT ACCEPTED TO SANTA CRUZ!!!!
SnowAngel: omg!!!
zoegirl: maddie!!!! yay!!!!!
mad maddie: i know! it's incredible!
SnowAngel: *squeals and hugs sweet maddie*
SnowAngel: tell us every single detail!!!
mad maddie: well, i got home from school and saw this big thick envelope on the kitchen counter, with "Santa Cruz Admissions Office" as the return address. i got really fidgety and just started screaming, right there in the house. no one was there but me, so i could be as loud as i wanted.
zoegirl: omg!!!
mad maddie: i took a deep breath and tried to calm down, but my hands were shaking. i opened the envelope and pulled out a folder that said, "Welcome to Santa Cruz!" inside was a letter that said, "Dear Madigan. You're in!"
mad maddie: isn't that cool? i LOVE that, that instead of being all prissy and formal, they're like, "you're in! yahootie!"
SnowAngel: oh maddie, i am sooooo happy for u!
mad maddie: i ran out to my car all jumping and hopping around and drove to ian's, cuz i knew neither of u would be home yet. i showed him my letter and he hugged me really hard and lifted me into the air. it was AWESOME.
zoegirl: i'm so proud of u, maddie!
SnowAngel: me 2!
”
”
Lauren Myracle (l8r, g8r (Internet Girls, #3))
“
When people ask about relationships, they always say, "How did you guys meet?" Not, "OMG, tell me about your third year! And when a relationship is in trouble, the desperate couple is always trying to recapture the magic of when they first met. The real tragedy is that, without time travel or amnesia, it's impossible to ever get back there. Which is why to most people, marriage is about as magical as watching David Copperfield make Claudia Schiffer disappear.
”
”
Shane Kuhn (Hostile Takeover (John Lago Thriller, #2))
Rachel Renée Russell (Dork Diaries: OMG! All About Me Diary! (Dork Diaries, #7))
“
RubyMars: Have you heard anything else about when you’re leaving for good?
AHall80: Not yet, but everything seems to be on schedule. Should be about 8 weeks. The longest 8 weeks of my life.
RubyMars: I’m sure.
AHall80: I want a shitty, greasy, deep dish pizza like you can’t imagine. I can already taste it.
AHall80: A hot shower… a real bed… AC everywhere…
RubyMars: Clean clothes?
AHall80: Clean clothes. Clean socks. No sand.
RubyMars: Clean underwear.
RubyMars: No sand? I thought you were planning on going to the beach?
AHall80: The beach is different. There’s water. It isn’t just desert and more desert.
RubyMars: I guess that makes sense.
RubyMars: My brother said once that his goal is to never see sand in his life again.
AHall80: For real.
RubyMars: What I didn’t finish saying was that he said that, but he’s gone to Cancun twice with his boyfriend, LOL.
AHall80: It’s different. I’m over this sand shit.
AHall80: Never again
RubyMars: Does that mean you’re dead set on not re-enlisting?
AHall80: …
RubyMars: Whatever you want. I’m not judging. We don’t have to talk about it.
AHall80: It’s not that I don’t want to talk about it…
RubyMars: But you don’t want to talk about it.
AHall80: :] Basically.
RubyMars: I’ll change the subject then.
RubyMars: Have you gone #2 lately?
AHall80: Three days ago.
RubyMars: Are you joking?
AHall80: I wish.
RubyMars: AARON
AHall80: I know. I KNOW.
RubyMars: Does it hurt?
AHall80: Uh, when it comes out?
RubyMars: Omg
RubyMars: Aaron
RubyMars: I meant your stomach.
RubyMars: Does your stomach hurt?
RubyMars: I can’t breathe
RubyMars: Or type
RubyMars: I didn’t mean your… rectum.
RubyMars: Aaron?
RubyMars: Aaron?
RubyMars: Are you there?
RubyMars: AARON?
AHall80: You’re not the only one who couldn’t breathe or type.
RubyMars: LMAO I’m crying.
AHall80: me too
AHall80: me too
RubyMars: I mean… you can tell me if your butt hurts too, I guess.
AHall80: Ruby, stop
RubyMars: Seriously. You can tell me. I won’t judge.
RubyMars: It happens.
RubyMars: I think.
AHall80: Stop
RubyMars: I can’t breathe
AHall80: I don’t know when the last time I laughed so hard was.
AHall80: Everyone is looking at me wondering wtf happened.
RubyMars: Your rectum happened
AHall80: BYE
RubyMars: I can’t stop laughing
AHall80: You’re never hearing from me again
RubyMars: There are tears coming out of my eyes.
AHall80: Bye. I’ll write you again when I find my balls.
RubyMars: It was nice knowing you.
AHall80: BYE
”
”
Mariana Zapata (Dear Aaron)
“
Shirogane: "This is a brand-new show called 'Naze? Naze? Neeze!' " I'm Shirogane, the teacher of course.♥" " We're covering Arithmethic!" "Here we have Akira-kun and Kengo-kun, who will tackle the questions with us!"
Kengo: "Hello there!" ^_^
Akira: "I'm a high school student, by the way!" "Why do I have to do arithmethic?!"
Shirogane: "And here's my assistant, kokuchi!"
Kokuchi: "HISS!"
Akira: "HEY! I don't get why a kokuchi is here...Besides, does it even remotely understand our language."
Shirogane:"Here's the first question" "Akira-kun, what's three times four?"
Akira: "Twelve..."
Shirogane: "CORRECT!!!" "Wonderful Akira-kun! Fantastic Job!" "You're so smart. Can I call you genius from now on?"
Akira: "Only if you want a pencil shoved in your eye!" "Stop making fun of me right now!"
Shirogane: "Let's move on to the next question.♥
(Shirogane spinning)
Akira: "Why are you so hyper today?" "You're acting like a different person!"
Shirogane: "Kengo-kun what is 23 minus 15?"
Kengo: "Twe--"
Shirogane: "WRONG." " If you can't solve a simple problem like this, you don't even deserve to be considered human. You'd be better off dead. SO JUST DIE."
Kengo: "I made a small mistake! No need to walk all over me like that!!"
Shirogane: "Let me explain this problem so that stupid Kengo-kun can understand."
Kengo: "I...I am not stupid!"
Shirogane: "First, you have 23 kokuchi..." "...You take 15 from the 23..." "...AND KILL THEM"
(Shirogane killing the Kokuchi)
Kengo: "OMG, Akira! Can you stop him?!"
Akira: "Well...Why should I? I don't really care...I'm tired."
Kengo: "AKIRA!!"
(Shirogane covered in Kokuchi blood)
Shirogane: Now then! How many kokuchi do we have left now, Kengo-kun."
(Kokuchi shivers)
Kengo: "SO GROSS! EI--EIGHT! THE ANSWER IS EIGHT!"
Shirogane: "Yes you are correct! Well, the dumb boy finally understood the problem, and it's time for us to say goodbye!" "Take care and see you next week!"
(Akira sleeping)
Kengo: Not likely..."
Shirogane: "GOODBYE!
”
”
Kairi Sorano (Monochrome Factor Volume 2)
“
my phone beeped. I took it from my handbag and saw
a text message from Dixie.
It read: that man is sizzling HOT HOT HOT!!!!
truth! I texted back.
omg! his accent! his body! im in lurv
i noticed!
hes a bilf
wtf???
boss id like 2 fuk!
I snorted out loud with laughter.
Heller flicked his cold eyes to me.
I wrote: norty girl!
ooh! does he like norty asian girls?
Another involuntary snort from me.
“Ms Chalmers,” he warned.
gotta go. my new daddys strict, I texted.
spankz for u 2nite!
lolz! only if im lucky! c u soon xx
- heller 1
”
”
j d nixon
“
I stare at his relaxed face, pale in the dim light. Nearly asleep, he looks vulnerable. Like I could tell him anything I wanted and he wouldn’t remember it in the morning.
When I first met him, I thought he was attractive but not in an omg-he’s-the-most-gorgeous-thing-I’ve-ever-seen way. But somehow, now that I know him, how his light brown eyes can sear right through me, how the corner of his mouth turns up when he laughs, how he blushes when he’s caught wearing a headband, I can see that he really is beautiful.
His hand twitches and his breathing slows, deep and heavy. In an instant he’s fallen asleep, and I’ve fallen even harder for him.
”
”
Kristin Rae (Wish You Were Italian (If Only . . . #2))
“
DAISY:I had sex with Liam.
LAYLA:Is that your idea of a joke? It's too early in the morning.
DAISY:We broke my bed and my desk and my collection of Disney princess teacups.
LAYLA:OMG. I can't even... Are you CRAZY?
DAISY:Maybe.
LAYLA:He's supposed to be your FAKE fiancé.
DAISY:It was just a onetime thing. I'm about to send him home. He's sleeping on my collection of stuffed pigs because there are splinters in my sheets.
LAYLA:What are you going to do when your dad comes home?
DAISY:Tell him I had a nightmare.
LAYLA:I hope it's a nightmare and Sam is going to wake me up and I'll be in my bed not texting you in the middle of the night.
DAISY:It was soooooo goooood.
LAYLA:Stop. You're hurting my eyes.
DAISY:He's waking up.
LAYLA:We need to talk about this. Send him home now. Don't do anything stupid.
DAISY:GTG. He wants MORE!
”
”
Sara Desai (The Dating Plan (Marriage Game, #2))
“
Alice's Cutie Code TM Version 2.1 - Colour Expansion Pack
(aka Because this stuff won’t stop being confusing and my friends are mean edition)
From Red to Green, with all the colours in between (wait, okay, that rhymes, but green to red makes more sense. Dang.)
From Green to Red, with all the colours in between
Friend Sampling Group: Fennie, Casey, Logan, Aisha and Jocelyn
Green
Friends’ Reaction: Induces a minimum amount of warm and fuzzies. If you don’t say “aw”, you’re “dead inside”
My Reaction: Sort of agree with friends minus the “dead inside” but because that’s a really awful thing to say. Puppies are a good example. So is Walter Bishop.
Green-Yellow
Friends’ Reaction: A noticeable step up from Green warm and fuzzies. Transitioning from cute to slightly attractive. Acceptable crush material. “Kissing.”
My Reaction: A good dance song. Inspirational nature photos. Stuff that makes me laugh. Pairing: Madison and Allen from splash
Yellow
Friends’ Reaction: Something that makes you super happy but you don’t know why. “Really pretty, but not too pretty.” Acceptable dating material. People you’d want to “bang on sight.”
My Reaction: Love songs for sure! Cookies for some reason or a really good meal. Makes me feel like it’s possible to hold sunshine, I think. Character: Maxon from the selection series. Music: Carly Rae Jepsen
Yellow-Orange
Friends’ Reaction: (When asked for non-sexual examples, no one had an answer. From an objective perspective, *pushes up glasses* this is the breaking point. Answers definitely skew toward romantic or sexual after this.)
My Reaction: Something that really gets me in my feels. Also art – oil paintings of landscapes in particular. (What is with me and scenery? Maybe I should take an art class) Character: Dean Winchester. Model: Liu Wren.
Orange
Friends’ Reaction: “So pretty it makes you jealous. Or gay.”
“Definitely agree about the gay part. No homo, though. There’s just some really hot dudes out there.”(Feenie’s side-eye was so intense while the others were answering this part LOLOLOLOLOL.) A really good first date with someone you’d want to see again.
My Reaction: People I would consider very beautiful. A near-perfect season finale. I’ve also cried at this level, which was interesting.
o Possible tie-in to romantic feels? Not sure yet.
Orange-Red
Friends’ Reaction: “When lust and love collide.” “That Japanese saying ‘koi no yokan.’ It’s kind of like love at first sight but not really. You meet someone and you know you two have a future, like someday you’ll fall in love. Just not right now.” (<-- I like this answer best, yes.) “If I really, really like a girl and I’m interested in her as a person, guess. I’d be cool if she liked the same games as me so we could play together.”
My Reaction: Something that gives me chills or has that time-stopping factor. Lots of staring. An extremely well-decorated room. Singers who have really good voices and can hit and hold superb high notes, like Whitney Houston. Model: Jasmine Tooke. Paring: Abbie and Ichabod from Sleepy Hollow
o Romantic thoughts? Someday my prince (or princess, because who am I kidding?) will come?
Red (aka the most controversial code)
Friends’ Reaction: “Panty-dropping levels” (<-- wtf Casey???).
“Naked girls.” ”Ryan. And ripped dudes who like to cook topless.”
“K-pop and anime girls.” (<-- Dear. God. The whole table went silent after he said that. Jocelyn was SO UNCOMFORTABLE but tried to hide it OMG it was bad. Fennie literally tried to slap some sense into him.)
My Reaction: Uncontrollable staring. Urge to touch is strong, which I must fight because not everyone is cool with that. There may even be slack-jawed drooling involved. I think that’s what would happen. I’ve never seen or experienced anything that I would give Red to.
”
”
Claire Kann (Let's Talk About Love)
“
Did you already forget how to promise?” I worm my pinkie around his and squeeze.
He squeezes back and lowers our joined hands to the bed. My heartbeat is strong in my ears. Do I pull away first? Do I wait for him to? What if he doesn’t? What if we fall asleep like this?
“I promise I don’t write mushy, girly stuff,” he says. “I just like to keep track of what’s going on, you know? The places I go, the things I find. The people I meet.”
I could be imagining it, but the hold on my hand seems to be tighter.
“I know one day I’ll want to look back,” he continues, “and I don’t trust my memory alone to remember everything. What’s important to me right now might not be later, but that doesn’t mean I want to forget it.” He yawns and his eyes get watery, tired.
I fight the temptation to yawn myself. “I think you’ve just made an excellent case for diaries. Maybe I’ll start keeping one.”
He yawns again and his grip on my pinkie loosens, but we’re still mostly hooked together. “It looked like you already were,” he says in a fading whisper. His eyes drift closed.
I stare at his relaxed face, pale in the dim light. Nearly asleep, he looks vulnerable. Like I could tell him anything I wanted and he wouldn’t remember it in the morning.
When I first met him, I thought he was attractive but not in an omg-he’s-the-most-gorgeous-thing-I’ve-ever-seen way. But somehow, now that I know him, how his light brown eyes can sear right through me, how the corner of his mouth turns up when he laughs, how he blushes when he’s caught wearing a headband, I can see that he really is beautiful.
His hand twitches and his breathing slows, deep and heavy. In an instant he’s fallen asleep, and I’ve fallen even harder for him.
”
”
Kristin Rae (Wish You Were Italian (If Only . . . #2))
Noob Steve (Diary of a Noob Steve: The Noob Wars Book 2: (Noob Wars Series) An Unofficial Minecraft Story)
“
You are a wonderful human being, with a lot of people who love you dearly and care about you a lot,
”
”
Greg Noland (OMG Why is My Body Changing So Much?: A Female Teen's Guide to Surviving Puberty (OMG Teen Book #2))
“
Golden Rule #1 Always build a door for your house. Once upon a time, a noob named Lenny never liked doors. They got in his way. They slowed him down. He had to open them and close them. Without a door for his dirt house, Lenny was free to run inside and outside without any delay. Then one night, Lenny couldn’t understand why so many zombies were approaching his house with their arms outstretched. THE ZOMBIES AREN’T COMING IN FOR TEA, LENNY. OMG, THE ZOMBIES AREN’T COMING IN FOR
”
”
Cube Kid (Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords (8-Bit Warrior, #2))
“
Before I could protest, this man picked me up and put me on the washing machine as it was in the middle of the spin cycle. He opened my legs and then went in like he had been starving all day. Between his tongue, and him sucking me dry, and the vibration from the washing machine, I couldn’t keep my eyes straight. They kept crossing as I held his head in place. “Meer… omg… right there!” I screamed out.
”
”
Jahquel J. (Capri 2 (Season Three: Delgato Family: Capri))
Rachel Renée Russell (Dork Diaries: OMG! All About Me Diary! (Dork Diaries, #7))
“
JazzyGirl: LOL. Since you and Alex kept in contact, I assume he knows your partner.
Evilnbored: Alex is my partner.
He didn't have to wait as long for her response this time.
In fact, he could almost imagine her screaming through the computer.
JazzyGirl: OMG, OMG, OMG. I had no idea. Were the two of you together in high school?
Evilnbored: No, not at all. We've only been partners since our senior year in college. Back in high
school ... I never admitted to myself I liked guys as well as I did girls, although I had some inkling.
And Alex ... I'll let him tell you his story.
JazzyGirl: I can't believe you guys never told me. I feel left out.
Her words sounded so much like the old Jasmine he really did laugh out loud.
33
Coming Full Circle
by Liz Andrews
Evilnbored: Sorry?
JazzyGirl: Unacceptable. I need to be completely caught up on all the news that's fit to print. And all
the other stuff too.
Evilnbored: Um, okay, what do you want to know exactly?
JazzyGirl: Hehehe, oh, you don't know it, but you gave me the keys to the castle.
Evilnbored: Should I be scared?
JazzyGirl: I'm not the evil one, LOL.
Evilnbored: Oh boy. Ask away before I regret offering to tell you anything.
JazzyGirl: You can't see me right now, but I'm rubbing my hands gleefully
”
”
Liz Andrews (Coming Full Circle (Friends and Lovers #2))
“
mould you into a young woman.
”
”
Greg Noland (OMG Why is My Body Changing So Much?: A Female Teen's Guide to Surviving Puberty (OMG Teen Book #2))
“
Slow-Cooked Rump Roast INGREDIENTS 1-2 pounds beef rump roast 3-4 cups chicken broth (no sugar added) 2 large onions, roughly chopped 5-6 garlic cloves, peeled 1 (8 ounce) container of mushrooms, sliced salt and pepper to taste 1 teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon onion powder 1/2 teaspoon paprika 1/2 cup full-fat coconut milk, canned Mushroom gravy PREP TIME: 10 MINUTES—COOK TIME: 6-8 HOURS Serves: 4-6 1. Pull out that handy slow cooker of yours! 2. Add in the broth, coconut milk, onions, garlic, mushrooms, and spice to your slow cooker and mix together. 3. Make a little room in your slow cooker around the mushroom mix and plop that cute little rump roast in the pot. 4. Turn on low for 6-8 hours.
”
”
Juli Bauer (OMG. That's Paleo?)
“
OMG I just saw Warrick Voclain on 5th Ave! #DragonSighting #DragonInMyPants #Dragons #RuinedForAllOtherMen.
”
”
Erin Kellison (Awakened by Fire (Dragons of Bloodfire, #2))
“
What the heck, Shakespeare? Why couldn’t you just talk in normal English instead of Shakespeare-speak?” Well, in his time and place, Shakespeare was speaking in normal English. His plays were written to be understood by the Queen and the peasants alike. So, he made sure that the jokes were common ones and that the language was totally normal for everyone at that time. He didn’t make it hard; our language just evolved. Think about it: if you sent Shakespeare a text message, like “OMG! R&J = so L. J/K loved it. g2g,” he would be beyond confused. He’d have to work pretty hard to make each piece of that text as obvious as “Eggs.
”
”
Hunter Maats (The Straight-A Conspiracy: Your Secret Guide to Ending the Stress of School and Totally Ruling the World)
“
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Suzanne Fensin
“
Mom: Can you turn the oven on to 350? Me: I have children in there. Mom: Omg...chicken! I meant chicken! Mom: LOL!!!
”
”
Barry Strow (TEXT FAILS: Super Funny Messages and Autocorrect Fails. Smiles with Funniest Mishaps Ever on Smartphones! VOL 2)
“
Come on, a deal is a deal. Let it down and let’s get it packed up.” “Tsk… fine.” I stopped punching and the zombie dropped to the ground. But right when it collided with the floor, it poofed and dropped some XP orbs and a piece of rotten flesh. “Whoa! That happened again? Oops! Maybe I should start catching them,” I said as I absorbed the items. BrutalVGam1ng’s mouth dropped. “You… you poofed it?” “I guess so.” “Why?! You’re not supposed to poof it!” “Huh? I, uh, didn’t mean to?” “OMG… I’m in so much trouble now…
”
”
Steve the Noob (Steve the Noob in a New World: Book 11 (Steve the Noob in a New World (Saga 2)))
“
As mentioned earlier, the 27th Amendment was one of 2 unratified amendments written by Madison that Congress sent to the states with the Bill of Rights. But here’s the story of how it was ratified. Unlike modern amendments, the proposed amendments in the Bill of Rights didn’t have expiration dates. So in 1982, 191 years after it failed, a sophomore political science student at the University of Texas–Austin named Gregory Watson noticed that some states had ratified it, but that it hadn’t expired. So he wrote a paper about the failed amendment and got a C from his TA. He appealed the grade, but his professor upheld the C. Pissed off, Watson started writing letters to various state legislatures. They noticed and began ratifying the amendment. Ten years after his C, Alabama became the 38th state to ratify it, giving it the ¾ (38) needed to add it to the U.S. Constitution.
In 2016, Watson’s paper was resubmitted for a grade change, with a request of an A+ for having caused an actual constitutional amendment. The University of Texas–Austin honored the change, but only gave the paper an A.
”
”
Ben Sheehan (OMG WTF Does the Constitution Actually Say?: A Non-Boring Guide to How Our Democracy is Supposed to Work)
“
Hi, she’d like to do the OMG burger challenge.
”
”
Erin R. Flynn (Drowning Studies (Artemis University, #2))
“
Working on the sequel to 'Then She Was Dead' If the ending to 'Then She Was Dead' left you wondering - "What? OMG!" - then, hang on for part 2.
”
”
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