Oap Quotes

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Bridget's fiancΓ© keeps giving her late-night booty calls. Although he has to ring at midday so she can get there in time.
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Bridget Golightly (Bridget and Joan's Diary)
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So we were all witnesses to a murder" says Elizabeth "Which, needless to say, is wonderful
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Richard Osman (The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1))
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* Get one of those marvellous pink rabbit hand blenders. Like the ones I've seen on the late-night shopping channel.
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Bridget Golightly (Bridget and Joan's Diary)
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The poor soul would have been 100 - if he'd lived another twelve years. Apparently he asked to be scattered over the place where he spent his happiest moments - but Bridget wasn't keen no having ash all over her duvet.
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Bridget Golightly (Bridget and Joan's Diary)
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Bridget reckons John Lennon wrote a song about her. I'm guessing it was 'Give Peace a Chance'.
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Bridget Golightly (Bridget and Joan's Diary)
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Bridget - I like my tea like I like my men. Strong, sweet and dark. Joan - I like my tea like I like my men too. Still warm.
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Bridget Golightly (Bridget and Joan's Diary)
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Bridget was so excited to see the giant Colin Firth statue, she almost had a stroke. But she couldn't quite reach.
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Bridget Golightly (Bridget and Joan's Diary)