Notch Minecraft Quotes

They really did kick things up a notch.

In 2010, computer games were sold to the tune of $46.7 billion. That’s more than double the total amount of music sold, $16.4 billion. If you believe the industry’s own statistics, the consumer demographics are a far cry from the usual picture of gamers as mainly young men and boys. Four out of ten players in the United States are women. Three out of ten are over fifty years old, and only one out of ten is a boy under seventeen years old. Today, gaming is one of the world’s largest, most appreciated, and most demographically widespread forms of entertainment.

During its first week in stores, Battlefield 3 sold more than 5 million copies. The financial people at Electronic Arts established that the game had added about $370,000 to the company’s coffers—significantly more money than Avatar, one of the most lucrative films ever, earned during its first weekend in the theaters. For the uninitiated, the numbers may seem sky-high, but they were exactly in line with what the bosses at Electronic Arts had predicted. Battlefield 3 was just more proof that computer games are big business.

If Steve is not careful, his metaphysical musings will turn theological. Steve might form a belief in a “Programmer,” a being with the capability of programming pixels in such a way as to result in a law-governed world. For certainly, if the field metaphysic is true, nothing in Steve’s world would be capable of doing this, since everything in Steve’s world is itself a product of the field metaphysic. The Programmer would have to exist beyond time and space, with powers that would be omnipotent, in Steve’s understanding. This Programmer, for whatever reason, saw it was right and good to create Steve and his world with a wonderful economy of causes and laws that reflected the Programmer’s own creative glory. And so Steve might then go on to found the First Temple of Notch, and sing praises unto the creator of this best of all possible worlds. . . . Of course, we know that Steve is basically right in these conclusions—at least, we know that there truly is a programmer of his world, or a team of them. But Steve does not know what we know, and he might be a bit more cautious in his reasoning.

And so Steve might then go on to found the First Temple of Notch, and sing praises unto the creator of this best of all possible worlds. . . .

If Minecraft had a Mexican version, what would be added? A: Notch-os! (nachos)

Then it began shaking on the ground . . . until a puff of smoke obscured it. . . . The smoke faded, revealing a very angry Notch. "Don't

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Minecraft is a sandbox video game created by Swedish game developer Markus Persson, also known as Notch.

what on Notch’s beard is going on?

The person who had just walked out of the Jungle Temple, was NOTCH.

The Horrifying Origin of Herobrine You probably heard about Herobrine. He walks through each Minecraft world at will like a ghost, haunting newbies and tripping them so they fall off a mountain. Some say Herobrine is the first ever player to be killed by a Creeper, while others say he’s the dead brother of Minecraft creator, Notch, seeking revenge for countless wedgies and Indian burns. You can see Herobrine peeking from beyond every tree, mocking you, judging you. Another Herobrine legend says he’s an Enderman that tried to become human, with the conversion ritual going horribly wrong and getting him stuck in between dimensions, in a state of permanent unlife and undeath. Except, none of these legends are true. Herobrine originally began existence as a prank. One popular Minecraft gamer decided to make up a story about a ghost character inside Minecraft, but his idea backfired in a way when people actually believed him. Of course, some simply pretended so as to promote the joke, but the legend caught on and thus Herobrine was born. Later on, Minecraft developers would join in and add a note to each update stating “Removed Herobrine”. This only added fuel to the fires of speculation and soon enough there were entire Youtube channels devoted to finding, fighting and defeating Herobrine. While there probably are Minecraft mods that try to add Herobrine to the game, he doesn’t exist as such and is only a myth. Let me say that one more time: there is no Herobrine. Now that you know the truth, please don’t spoil the fun for people who think he’s real. Let’s keep the truth between us.

am merely a creator, not a destroyer. I can’t take anything out of the world; I can only put things in. Anyways,” Notch continued, “wake up. The sun is setting, and the Undead Army is coming soon.

Herobrine. He walks through each Minecraft world at will like a ghost, haunting newbies and tripping them so they fall off a mountain. Some say Herobrine is the first ever player to be killed by a Creeper, while others say he’s the dead brother of Minecraft creator, Notch, seeking revenge for countless wedgies and Indian burns. You can see Herobrine peeking from beyond every tree, mocking you, judging you.

In late 2014, Minecraft creator Markus “Notch” Persson sold his company to Microsoft for $2.5 billion. Notch published a depressive justification for his desire to recede from public life thanks to the impossibility of satisfying the onslaught of demands from his customers and fans—another thing that can turn on you, it turns out. Then he bought a $70 million Beverly Hills mansion, along with all the furnishings, accessories, art, even the cases of champagne and tequila, even the ultraluxury vehicles the real estate speculator who built the place had installed within its sprawling garage for staging. Notch, the man who made a blank canvas world in which you could make anything, used the spoils to buy a prepackaged, off-the-shelf billionaire’s life. As for his fans, undeterred, they dutifully reconstructed a version of the $70 million mansion in Minecraft.16 It’s an addict’s logic: only one more hand, only one more hit, then I’ll be satisfied. Then I can stop. But, of course, that’s not how addiction works. With every repetition, the effect of a compulsion reduces, requiring even more stimulation to produce formerly intoxicating results. Such

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It’s alright for you, you’re not the one bobbing up and down in the sea. This looks and feels ridiculous. I wish Notch would update Minecraft and gave me us the ability to swim properly because this looks daft,

Steve, are you alright. I have asked for tomorrow because of you. Your health is not good,” said Notch. “My health is Ok. I get blackouts once in a while, but other than that I am fine. I am ready to go. We can begin right now. If we wait too long, my health may worsen,” said Steve. “Alright, as you think appropriate. We will begin right away. Take all your necessary belongings,” said Notch.

In the name of Notch!” Pinkie gasped, staring at the dynamite, “What’s all this?!” ​“Supplies,” said Nag, “Just a few bits and bobs for a rainy day.” ​“Do you have a licence for this?” ​“What’s a licence?

JEB, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO? IT IS VERY BORING HERE,” said God Notch.

Notch.

EARLY COMMENTS ON the first version of Minecraft didn’t seem particularly noteworthy at the time. Reading them now, they seem rather prophetic. Minecraft was then a very simple game, with only a fraction of the features that it has today. You could only dig up blocks and put them where you chose; that was it. Markus hadn’t had time to put in the animals, monsters, or anything else he had planned for the game. Still, the response was overwhelmingly positive. Players built things, took immediate screenshots of their creations, and uploaded them online. Within a few years, millions of others would be doing exactly the same thing. The question is why? What made Minecraft so easy to like right from the start?

JULY 2010. IT was morning as Markus logged onto his computer at home, as part of the morning routine he had developed and rather enjoyed. Every time someone bought a copy of Minecraft, he received an e-mail. Since most customers were in the United States, most of those e-mails came in while Markus was asleep in Sweden and when he woke up, the purchase confirmations would be waiting for him in droves. Not only had clicking through them become second nature, it put him in a great mood. To Markus, those e-mails symbolized the acknowledgement of all his hard work and bore the fruits of his labors. And so many people willing to pay for Minecraft was pretty good indication that things were going pretty well.

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Notch will get mad. He said I can only summon withers

One of the kids from school said that Notch was trying to make a pig but made a mistake and he ended up with a Creeper instead.

Notch joined the game. God joined the game. : I can create worlds. : So can I. : I can create animals. : So can I. : I can create circles. Notch left the game.

For the love of Notch…

Notch,

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Notch 

SWEET MOTHER OF NOTCH!” they