Nigerian Jokes Quotes

I know this remarkable Nigerian woman, Angela, a single mother who was raising her child in the United States; her child did not take to reading so she decided to pay her five cents per page. An expensive endeavor, she later joked, but a worthy investment.

Typical,’ said Isobel. ‘They hate black people. You should see them in Nigeria. There’s a Chinese restaurant in Lagos and it’s segregated. I’m not joking. There’s a separate area for Nigerians. You don’t even get the same food. And this is in our own country, where they are the fucking visitors. You couldn’t make it up.

An Nigerian man had no child, no money, no home and a blind mother. He prayed to God. God was happy with his prayers and told him to make only ONE wish which will be granted! Nigerian man: I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my child’s hands in our new mansion which has a sea view! God: Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these Nigerians!