Nigerian Jokes Quotes

An Nigerian man had no child, no money, no home and a blind mother. He prayed to God. God was happy with his prayers and told him to make only ONE wish which will be granted! Nigerian man: I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my child’s hands in our new mansion which has a sea view! God: Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these Nigerians!

I know this remarkable Nigerian woman, Angela, a single mother who was raising her child in the United States; her child did not take to reading so she decided to pay her five cents per page. An expensive endeavor, she later joked, but a worthy investment.

Typical,’ said Isobel. ‘They hate black people. You should see them in Nigeria. There’s a Chinese restaurant in Lagos and it’s segregated. I’m not joking. There’s a separate area for Nigerians. You don’t even get the same food. And this is in our own country, where they are the fucking visitors. You couldn’t make it up.