Niall Horan Quotes

I'd rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl's heart.

I'm the kind of boy that can fall in love with any girl because I love with the heart, not the eyes.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

Niall: Help! Louis: Did anyone hear that? Niall: Help!! Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shirt and has Superman shirt underneath) Superman is here!!

I won't date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring.

Liam, shut up. I'm trying to do an interview

Being single doesn't mean your weak. It means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve.

POTATO!!!!!!!!!

If i'm louder would you see me?

Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for the right person.

I'd rather be a boy and play with paper airplanes, then be a man and play with a woman's heart." -Niall Horan

One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.

You know I'll be Your Life Your Voice Your Reason To Be My Love My Heart Is Breathing For this Moment in Time I'll Find the words to say Before You leave me Today

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

Well, personally, I wouldn't like to be a food, because I wouldn't want to be eaten.

If it were legal, I'd marry food. -Niall Horan

sleep till your hungry, eat till you sleep

Every now and then you have like a realization moment where you get goosebumps and think: I am literally the luckiest person in the world. - Niall Horan

I think there's nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i'm not doing anything illegal.

Do you think anybody knows that I'm Irish?

age is but a number who cares how old the girl I date is.

Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy 'til we see the sun. I know we only met but lets pretend its love. And never, never, never stop for anyone. Tonight lets get some and live when we're young! ♫

words will be just words, till you bring them to life.

Let's go to Nando's!

Cause I'm Irish, and everyone remembers me.

Give it up for Harry Pottery

You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you and you'll never treat yourself right darling but I want ya too if I let you knoooowww Im here for you then maybe you'll love yourself like I love you ohhhhh

Being single doesn't mean you're weak. It means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.

The fans always tell me im beautiful but I always tell them that no one will ever be as beautiful as them

If a man whistles at you don't turn around, ignore him. You're a lady not a dog.

I'd be rather be a kid and play with paper planes than be a man and play with a woman's heart.

The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.

Made a lot of changes But not forgetting who i was

Would you like to depress anyone else?

Louis's feet smell the worst. Literally like dog poo on a stick-that bad!

I've tried to ask myself Should I see someone else? I wish I knew the answer.

I'm not perfect. Never have been. Never will be. ~ Louis Tomlinson

Best I ever had Hips don't lie You make me wanna *sssss* One more night Irreplaceable, yeah Crazy, we're crazy

You hand fits in mine like its made to be but bear this in mind it was meant to be and im joining up the dots with the freckles on you cheeks and it all makes sense to me. I know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile you've never loved your stomach or your thighs and the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine but I love them endlessly.I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth but if i do its you oh its you they add up to and Im in love with you and all your little thing. You can't go to bed without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in you sleep and all those conversations are the secrets that I keep though it makes no sense to me. I know you've never loved the sound of your voice on tape you never want to know how much you weigh you still have to squeeze into to your jeans but you're perfect to me. I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth but if its true its you its these they add up to and Im in love with you and all you little things. You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you and you'll never treat yourself right darlin' but I want you to if I let you know I'm here for you then maybe you'll love yourself like I love you ohhhhh. And I've just let these little things slip out of my mouth cause its you oh its you its you they add up to and Im in love with you and all your little things I wont let these little things slip out of my mouth but if its true its you its you they add up to and im in love with you and all your little things. <3

You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you, and you'll never treat yourself right, darling, but I want you to. If let you know I'm here for you, maybe you'll love yourself like I love you,

I love you more than I planned

I'm a math genius!" - Niall "675 books plus 350 books equals?" - Louis "...A Library! Ask harder questions Lou!" - Niall

Niall is a big fan of horror movies. Not only because they are scary, but also because it would give him an excuse to snuggle up with his girlfriend if she got scared.

Did you cry while watching ‘Finding Nemo’? Niall did!

Once, Niall got pranked by Harry and Louis. They went for a swim in their boxers, and woke him up by throwing their wet boxers on his face!

Everyone deserves to feel good about themselves, and if you don’t then start because everyone is beautiful.

If the world was to end what would be the last thing you do? Niall: Fart

33.) When he was younger he was attacked

Harry says Niall farts a lot and not the regular amount you would think when he

Harry says Niall farts a lot and not the regular amount you would think when he says 'a lot' he says it's to the point where if farting was an Olympic sport Niall would be a guaranteed gold medalist 39.)

Liam says Niall looks like a koala 42.)

When he was little he would run around his house screaming "I'm captain Potato!" 54.)

Niall says if he could be in any house in Hogwarts it would be Slytherin with Malfoy

Niall: Help! Louis: Did anyone hear that? Niall: Help!! Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shirt and has Superman shirt underneath) Superman is here!!

look fab feel fab

Early when the band had gotten together, they were trying to think of a name for the group. Niall suggested the name ‘Niall And The Potatoes’.

Like his friend Niall Horan from One Direction, Justin has claustrophobia.