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Alguém lhe perguntou quem havia sido o mais feliz do mundo. Respondeu que nemo; porque nemo novit patren, nemo sine crimine vivit, nemo sua sorte contentus, nemo ascendit in coelum.
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Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra (Novelas ejemplares)
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Yоu wеrе ѕо drunk lаѕt nіght! Jоhn: Nо I wasn't Mе: Dudе, уоu wеnt іntо my fіѕh tаnk grаbbеd mу сlоwnfіѕh, рut іt іntо a рlаѕtіс bag filled wіth water аnd then саllеd thе роlісе аnd ѕtаrtеd ѕhоutіng I FOUND NEMO
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BOB JOKER (TEXT FAILS : Super Funny Text Fails, Autocorrect Fails Mishaps on Smartphone! (Vol.3))
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After more useless bickering, we finally settled on the fairest way to choose—by closing our eyes and scrolling until we hit the lucky selection. It was…Finding Nemo. You’ve gotta be shitting me.
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Ana Huang (Twisted Hate (Twisted, #3))