Mutant Ninja Turtles Quotes

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Most Shadowhunters get their first Marks at twelve. It must have been in your blood.” β€œMaybe. Although I doubt most Shadowhunters get a tattoo of Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on their left shoulder.” Jace looked baffled. β€œYou wanted a turtle on your shoulder?” -Jace & Clary, pg. 314-
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Cassandra Clare (City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1))
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Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag looked like.
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Laurell K. Hamilton (Bloody Bones (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #5))
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Sleep just go to sleep. Cam lived across the hall? You need to get up early. Go to sleep. How in the world was that possible? He was everywhere I went. Go to sleep. And why did he have a pet turtle and did he seriously name it after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, because that was kind of funny. Morning's going to come soon. Did he only wear a shirt during class? Oh my God, he seriously lived across the hall. Jacob was going to flip...and probably move in. That would be fun. I really liked Jacob, but I had a feeling he'd borrow my clothes. Go the fuck to sleep.
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J. Lynn (Wait for You (Wait for You, #1))
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Maybe. Although I doubt most Shadowhunters get a tattoo of Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on their left shoulder.
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Cassandra Clare (City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1))
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Like if Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started being all bummed out about everything. How were we going to kick arse if our Leonardo was wearing a black eye-band instead of a blue one?
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Dougie Poynter (McFly: Unsaid Things... Our Story)
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Wise men say, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Today a child told Santa Ken that he wanted his dead father back and a complete set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Everyone wants those Turtles.
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David Sedaris (SantaLand Diaries)
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Gregori leaned forward. "Can you believe it? We're all a bunch of mutants! Just like the Ninja Turtles." Angus blinked. "We - we're like... turtles?" Gregori burst out lauging. Ian shook his head, grinning. Connor snorted. "Nay. We have vampire DNA. No turtles.
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Kerrelyn Sparks (Be Still My Vampire Heart (Love at Stake, #3))
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Pandora, meet my brothers, Leonardo and Michelangelo." "Like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?" she couldn't resist asking. "Like the Renaissance painters," Leo snapped. He exchanged a snarl with his twin brother. "I seriously hate those damned turtles.
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Sherrilyn Kenyon (Stroke of Midnight)
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As the class went through the Greeks and the Romans and the Renaissance painters, (who were easy enough to remember if you’d ever seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) there was more dick on display than in a locker room.
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K.A. Mitchell (Life, Over Easy (Fragments, #1))
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Do you know about the Turtle?” She said turtle in a way that made it sound like a proper noun. I thought of saying I know about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and didn’t. It was decades too early for Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo. So I just shook my head. She
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Stephen King (11/22/63)
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I wanna have a Eureka moment,” he said, the way another kid might have expressed longing for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. She pressed the back of her hand to his cheek and smiled, her face so close to his that he could smell coffee and makeup. β€œOf course, Colin baby. Of course you will.” But mothers lie. It’s in the job description.
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John Green (An Abundance of Katherines)
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I’m not being superficial but he actually looked like sewer rat guy from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Ayisha Malik (Sofia Khan is Not Obliged)
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All of us were poor, and no amount of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles memorabilia would change that
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J.D. Vance (Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture in Crisis)
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It was things like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, he thought, that made you believe the world was maybe just as well off destroyed.
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Stephen King (The Stand)
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What are you doing?" my mom asked. One side of her mouth curled up. "I'm trying to move that cup." My parents laughed. I concentrated on the coffee cup, but it didn't budge. "I guess I'll have to work on this telekinesis thing. It'll come in handy when Ben is hogging the TV remote and forcing me to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the fifty-millionth time.
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Michelle K. Pickett (Milayna (Milayna, #1))
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To be a damn genius, you are so obtuse. I don’t care if it’s Godzilla or Frankenstein or fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It doesn’t matter what’s on the screen, Banner. I just don’t want you to leave.
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Kennedy Ryan (Block Shot (Hoops, #2))
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He sighed and took another comic book off the stack. Some ridiculous fucking thing called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Ninja Turtles were supposed to be β€œheroes on a half-shell.” He threw Raphael, Donatello, and their numbfuck buddies across the store and the comic book they inhabited fluttered down in a tent shape on top of a cash register. It was things like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, he thought, that made you believe the world was maybe just as well off destroyed.
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Stephen King (The Stand)
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Truth [10w] Tell the truth and its enemies will scatter like roaches. Inventory of a Lost Childhood 1. Lion King’s Simba missing an eye 2. Conan the Barbarian missing a sword 3. Transformer missing an arm/wing/machine gun 4. Scooby-Doo missing a head 5. Star Wars’ R2-D2 missing a gripping tool 6. Etch-a-Sketch missing a knob 7. Powell Peralta skateboard missing a wheel 8. Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle missing a nunchuk 9. Atari console missing a joystick 10. G.I. Joe missing in action
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Beryl Dov
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We hear that we need someone wise to provide guidance and immediately think of Stick, the talking sensei rat from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Jon Acuff (Do Over: Make Today the First Day of Your New Career)
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Go f*@k yourself," SWAT Guy growled at Ozzie. "Better thank f*@king you, Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtle," Ozzie retorted.
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Julie Ann Walker (Hell for Leather (Black Knights Inc., #6))
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Kristy settled herself at a table, across from the boy. β€œMy name is Oliver,” the boy whispered. β€œHi, I’m Kristy.” β€œOkay.” Oliver smiled. β€œDo you know how to spell Leonardo and Donatello?” Kristy raised her eyebrows. Oliver couldn’t have been more than eight. β€œWhat are you working on?” asked Kristy. β€œA report?” β€œNo, a writing paragraph.” β€œAbout famous artists?” Oliver shook his head. β€œI’m writing about my heroes, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” he whispered.
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Ann M. Martin (Jessi's Wish (The Baby-Sitters Club, #48))
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No one will ever know you better than the people you grew up with. The ones you won with, lost with, and changed with. Sure you may end up fighting or drifting apart. That always happens over time. But, that will never change the fact that they knew you before they were you. And that bond, that bond can make them family.
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Ryan Parrott (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
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Center your Self on right here, right now. Breathe deep. Go with Veev.
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Sergio Lazaro (Dragon Frog #3: The Expression)
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Leaning back, she studied me, knuckles brushing along my jaw. β€œYou’ve turned into a man overnight, it seems. Just yesterday, this face was three years old with a samurai turtle Band-Aid on your cheek.” β€œTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mom. Way more awesome than samurais.” β€œYou’re right. Ninjas have masks and nut chucks.” Any other time I would have laughed. β€œNunchakus.” β€œI know, but you definitely did some damage to your nuts that I think you should get checked out before you have children. I meant to tell you years ago.
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Ashlan Thomas (The Silent Cries of a Magpie (Cove, #1))
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they combed our hair while we watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. One hundred brushstrokes a night, Mama ordered, no more or no less.
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Cinelle Barnes (Monsoon Mansion: A Memoir)