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We went into an instant art panic. It was getting dangerously late to be in the house, the roof was about to fall.
"THIS ARTIST IS MORE FAMOUS!" Howard yanked a painting go the wall.
"BUT THIS ONE'S WORTH MORE!" I grabbed another. We hadn't much time.
"NO TAKE THIS ONE! IT'S OLDER!" Howard pulled one down.
"BUT LOOK AT THESE BRUSHSTROKES."
"NO! THIS ONE."
"GIMME THEM ALL. I'LL CARRY THEM ALL!"
I realised it was completely ridiculous to be standing there fighting over art while the house was beginning to crumble in flames.
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