Mst3k Quotes

Most men believe deep down that all women, even those they see on television, are potential mates.

The MST3K guys who riffed this movie were closer to the mark than they ever imagined when they quipped, “Every frame of this movie looks like someone’s last known photograph.” The whole thing looks like a photo album to me. Chapter

Watch out for snakes!

Hell works better when it's a lot more subtle.

Hodson

Perhaps the most frequent question I get about working on MST3K is, “Where did you get your movies from?”  People seem genuinely fascinated by this, as if there’s some mysterious quest involved in finding a not-very-good film, like Indiana Jones traversing a booby-trapped labyrinth to obtain an ancient, priceless idol hidden under a cum-rag in Tommy Wiseau's basement.