“
Sometimes it's not the optimist you need, but another pessimist to walk beside you and know, absolutely know, that the sound in the dark is a monster, and it really is as bad as you think.
Did that sound hopeless? It didn't feel hopeless. It felt reassuring. It felt - real.
”
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Laurell K. Hamilton (Blood Noir (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #16))
“
I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Vendetta (Monster Hunter International, #2))
“
Travel does not exist without home....If we never return to the place we started, we would just be wandering, lost. Home is a reflecting surface, a place to measure our growth and enrich us after being infused with the outside world.
”
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Josh Gates (Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter)
“
We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world—bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts.
”
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Hunter S. Thompson (Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-Crossed Child in the Final Days of the American Century)
“
Nikolai's a badass Russian. Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka.
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Alpha (Monster Hunter International, #3))
“
A monster. I despise my true form. (Acheron)
I can’t imagine why. Other than killing me, you were actually cute in a very Papa Smurf kind of way. (Tory)
Papa Smurf? I don’t look like Papa Smurf. (Acheron)
No, baby, you don’t at all. You look like sex on a stick. Now is your ego all better? (Tory)
”
”
Sherrilyn Kenyon (Acheron (Dark-Hunter, #14))
“
One of my favorite things about hanging out with the monsters is the healing. Straight humans seemed to get killed on me a lot. Monsters survived. Let's hear it for the monsters.
”
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Laurell K. Hamilton (Cerulean Sins (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #11))
“
He gave me the brochure. It was about the Hunters of Artemis. The front read, A WISE CHOICE FOR YOUR FUTURE! Inside were pictures of young maidens doing hunter stuff, chasing monsters, shooting bows. There were captions like: HEALTH BENEFITS: IMMORTALITY AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU! and A BOY-FREE TOMORROW!
"I found that in Annabeth's backpack," Grover said.
I stared at him. "I don't understand."
"Well, it seems to me… maybe Annabeth was thinking about joining."
I'd like to say I took the news well.
The truth was, I wanted to strangle the Hunters of Artemis one eternal maiden at a time.
”
”
Rick Riordan (The Titan’s Curse (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #3))
“
Fish and Wildlife wants to fine us for killing a giant mutant Tennessee River catfish because it was endangered. Sure it had just crawled up on land and eaten some teenagers, but it was still an endangered species.
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International (Monster Hunter International, #1))
“
It's not about winning, Haven. I'm not a prize to be won. I'm not the princess that needs rescuing from the dragon. I'm the prince and I kill my own monsters. You need to be ok with that. -Anita Blake
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Laurell K. Hamilton (Bullet (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #19))
“
I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all.
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Laurell K. Hamilton (The Killing Dance (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #6))
“
Is it better to outmonster the monsters or to be quietly devoured?
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Laurell K. Hamilton (Bullet (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #19))
“
Sometimes it's not the light in a person you fall in love with, but the dark. Sometimes it's not the optimist you need, but another pessimist to walk beside you and know, absolutely know, that the sound in the dark is a monster, and it really is as bad as you think.
”
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Laurell K. Hamilton (Blood Noir (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #16))
“
Then stop trying to throw logic at nightmares. Sometimes the monsters are real, Anita. Sometimes they're real and the only way to defeat them is to be the bigger monster. ~Bibiana to Anita
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Laurell K. Hamilton (Bullet (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #19))
“
Donegan Bane and Gracious O'Callahan - the Monster Hunters. Adventurers, inventors, authors of Monster Hunting for Beginners and it's sequels, Monster Hunting for Beginners is Probably Inadvisable and Seriously, Dude, Stop Monster Hunting.
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Derek Landy (The Maleficent Seven (Skulduggery Pleasant, #7.5))
“
There are three kinds of people in the world: people who can't believe anything, suckers who believe everything, and a few of us who can face the truth.
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International (Monster Hunter International, #1))
“
Sometimes the monsters are real, Anita. Sometimes they’re real and the only way to defeat them is to be the bigger monster.'
- Chang Bibi to Anita
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”
Laurell K. Hamilton (Bullet (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #19))
“
[W]hen all else fails, kill it with fire.
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Alpha (Monster Hunter International, #3))
“
Your boyfriend is…well, way buff. Monster buff. Lord, king buff. (Sunshine)
”
”
Sherrilyn Kenyon (Fantasy Lover (Hunter Legends, #1))
“
Their patch was a molecule with fangs under the words exite! chemicus sum! Which was Latin for, Back off, man! I'm a scientist!
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Vendetta (Monster Hunter International, #2))
“
A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy.
”
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Laurell K. Hamilton (The Killing Dance (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #6))
“
I want nothing more than to climb between the silk sheets and wrap our nude bodies around one another. I want to hold and be held. Sex is a wondrous thing, but tonight I wish to be comforted more than pleasured. I feel like a child in the dark who knows the monsters are under the bed. I want to be told it will be alright, but I am far too old to believe such comforting lies."
- Jean-Claude
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Laurell K. Hamilton (Cerulean Sins (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #11))
“
You say that like I have a choice. These are the ideas that come to me. These are the ideas that have always come to me. If it can bleed me,eat me, or fuck me, I want to write about it. -L.K. on why she writes about sex and monsters in 'Flirt' Afterword
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Laurell K. Hamilton (Flirt (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #18))
“
On one otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American dream. I was able to throw my incompetent jackass of a boss from a fourteenth-story window.
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International (Monster Hunter International, #1))
“
If travel has momentum and wants to stay in motion, as I mentioned earlier, then adventure has the gravitational pull of a black hole. The more you do it, the more you find a way to keep doing it.
”
”
Josh Gates (Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter)
“
I've got a chainsaw with my name on it in my workshop," Milo told us happily. "If I'm ever killed by undead, I want you guys to chop me up with it. It's a good chainsaw."
"I reckon it is, Milo. I would be honored to chop your head off," Sam said.
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International (Monster Hunter International, #1))
“
Why can’t we ever fight cute, helpless monsters? Like the ones on Sesame Street?
”
”
Larry Correia (The Monster Hunters (Monster Hunters International combo volumes Book 1))
“
We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world—a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and that is how history will judge us. . . . No redeeming social value. Just whores. Get out of our way, or we’ll kill you.
Well, shit on that dumbness. George W. Bush does not speak for me or my son or my mother or my friends or the people I respect in this world. We didn’t vote for these cheap, greedy little killers who speak for America today—and we will not vote for them again in 2002. Or 2004. Or ever.
Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush?
They are the same ones who wanted to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill gooks. They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character. They are the racists and hate mongers among us—they are the Ku Klux Klan. I piss down the throats of these Nazis.
And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck them.
”
”
Hunter S. Thompson (Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-Crossed Child in the Final Days of the American Century)
“
We were U.S. Marshals. We hunted and killed the monsters. We did not run from them
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Laurell K. Hamilton (Hit List (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #20))
“
Susan, you were a mighty fine woman when you were alive and all, but personally I'd rather be gang-raped by giant, rabid, syphilitic porcupines, than join your shithead, hippie-commune, undead family, you scrawny-ass, vampire skank whore.
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International (Monster Hunter International, #1))
“
Tell that to the BTK killer,” I said. “He was a churchgoer, raised two kids, married, and resisted the urge to kill for decades. He was a person, but he was a monster, too
”
”
Laurell K. Hamilton (Hit List (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #20))
“
But if I have to deal with another stupid elf and their mystic crap I swear I'm going to shoot them all in their stupid inbred hick faces and burn their trailer park down.
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International (Monster Hunter International, #1))
“
I’d tell you to be careful, but I know you’ve got eyes in the back of your head.” “Tried that once. Too disorienting.” “You’re a very literal man, Franks. . . .
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Nemesis (Monster Hunter International, #5))
“
Adventrue rewrites the routine of our lives and wakes us sharply from the comforts of the familiar. It allows us to see how vast the expanse of our experience. Our ability to grow is no longer linear but becomes unrestricted to any direction we wish to run.
”
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Josh Gates (Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter)
“
It is an easy thing to commit a sin and say that ‘the devil made me do it,’ and then cast that sin on him. But this life has taught me that we make ourselves into the monsters that we are. That the blood we spill is on our own hands.
”
”
Kerrigan Byrne (The Hunter (Victorian Rebels, #2))
“
Nicky looked down at me with a knowledge on his face that he was holding the monster in his arms. I'd have comforted him, but it would have been all lies.
”
”
Laurell K. Hamilton (Flirt (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #18))
“
So did you score with your friend's dead mom ?
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International (Monster Hunter International, #1))
“
Having spent time in Hell, he knew that government paperwork was the closest mankind had ever come to achieving true soul-crushing misery.
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Nemesis (Monster Hunter International, #5))
“
The true secret to seeking the unknown is in the looking, not the finding. The journey is what matters.
”
”
Josh Gates (Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter)
“
His parting shot to me had been, "I don't want to love someone who is more at home with the monsters than I am." What do you say to that? What can you say? Damned if I know. They say love conquers everything. They lie.
”
”
Laurell K. Hamilton (Cerulean Sins (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #11))
“
You misunderstand the point of a symbol of faith then." He walked towards the vampires. "You're abominations, of course it doesn't matter to you. What matters is how much it means to me.
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Nemesis (Monster Hunter International, #5))
“
It's not the fur or the fangs that make you a monster, not always. Sometimes, it's just where you draw the line.
”
”
Laurell K. Hamilton (Burnt Offerings (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #7))
“
I'm not in the redemption business
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International (Monster Hunter International, #1))
“
Evil can kill you, break your body, and sometimes it can even break your mind, but only you can break your spirit.
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Legion (Monster Hunter International, #4))
“
But like they say, if an idea’s stupid, but it works, then it ain’t stupid,
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Alpha (Monster Hunter International, #3))
“
He tried to choke me with the seat belt, so I elbowed him in the face until he stopped moving. It took three good blows to his noggin to put him out. I’ll admit, I enjoyed that part.
”
”
Larry Correia (The Monster Hunters (Monster Hunters International combo volumes Book 1))
“
You know that ‘no weapons at work’ policy?” I asked the twitching and growing hairy monstrosity standing less than ten feet from me. His yellow eyes bored into me with raw animal hatred. There was nothing recognizably human in that look.
“I never did like that rule,” I said as I bent down and drew my gun from my ankle holster, put the front sight on the target and rapidly fired all five shots from my snub-nosed .357 Smith & Wesson into Mr. Huffman’s body. God bless Texas.
”
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International (Monster Hunter International, #1))
“
The magnificent thing about her [Amelia Earhart] is, in the eyes of the world, she simply never died. Her fear never witnessed, her failure never recorded, her shiny twin-engine Electra never recovered. Earhart's legacy of inspiration is amplified because her adventure is perpetual. We don't think of her as dead; we think of her as missing. She is forever flying, somewhere beyond Lae, over that limitless blue horizon.
”
”
Josh Gates (Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter)
“
An hour ago Franks had been swatted across the Strip by a dragon made of ectoplasm and nightmares. Bureaucratic plotting seemed inconsequential in comparison.
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Nemesis (Monster Hunter International, #5))
“
What i took away from witnessing the broken climbers in Moshi was this: *Everything is easy until it isn't.*
”
”
Josh Gates (Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter)
“
She wore glasses, and I was a sucker for a girl in corrective eyewear. Since I was ugly it was probably some sort of subconscious reaction in the hope that I might have a chance with a cute girl who couldn't see very
”
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International (Monster Hunter International, #1))
“
Serial murder may, in fact, be a much older phenomenon than we realize. The stories and legends that have filtered down about witches and werewolves and vampires may have been a way of explaining outrages so hideous that no one in the small and close-knit towns of Europe and early America could comprehend the perversities we now take for granted. Monsters had to be supernatural creatures. They couldn't be just like us.
”
”
John E. Douglas (Mind Hunter: Inside the FBI's Elite Serial Crime Unit)
“
When traveling in rural Africa, it's important to not actually *go* to a hospital until the patient is on the brink of expiration, otherwise things are apt to get worse.
”
”
Josh Gates (Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter)
“
If we start electing presidents on the basis of their sexual purity, some real monsters will get into the White House.
”
”
Hunter S. Thompson (Better Than Sex (Gonzo Papers Book 4))
“
We cannot bear for our most mysterious experiences to remain unexplained. I've therefore learned...that every story has worth, since a person takes the time to tell it. The key is to listen.
”
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Josh Gates (Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter)
“
It is difficult for the ordinary voter to come to grips with the notion that a truly evil man, a truthless monster with the brains of a king rat and the soul of a cockroach, is about to be sworn in as the president of the United States for the next four years. . . . And he will bring his gang in with him, a mean network of lawyers and salesmen and pimps who will loot the national treasury, warp the laws, mock the rules and stay awake 22 hours a day looking for at least one reason to declare war, officially, on some hapless tribe in the Sahara or heathen fanatic like the Ayatollah Khomeini.
”
”
Hunter S. Thompson
“
Beyond customs and norms and wildly variant beliefs, we all generally laugh, cry, and make our way along the dusty road of life in pretty much the same way.
”
”
Josh Gates (Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter)
“
The more annoyed Earl was, the more southern he sounded, and right about then, he sounded like he was ready to fry up some catfish and watch some NASCAR.
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Legion (Monster Hunter International, #4))
“
When monsters have nightmares, they're dreaming about us." —MHI Company Handbook
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Vendetta (Monster Hunters International, #2))
“
When you're getting chased by a zombie bear, I guess you don't need to be faster than the bear, just faster than your friends. I briefly contemplated shooting Grant in the leg.
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Vendetta (Monster Hunters International, #2))
“
The guy that helped me learn this stuff suggested prayer and meditation. So I took up smoking.
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Alpha (Monster Hunter International, #3))
“
They're both a bit cavalier about the whole thing at first; more than anything, they seem to think that it's going to be a lot of fun. Which it is, of course, but mostly in the way a plane crash is fun to reminisce about after you survive it.
”
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Josh Gates (Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter)
“
People think that the South is racist, and it was, and some parts still are, but for the most part, we've dealt with our history. The biggest racists I've ever met aren't here, they're in politics, and they are smug bastards. They're the ones that are quick to play the race card, the ones that pimp poverty. Those are the real bigots.
”
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International (Monster Hunter International, #1))
“
Lee threw down the tripod, and Trip dropped the FN MAG machine gun onto it...Lee hunkered down behind the big weapon. Holly handed me an RPG. The heavy tube was reassuring in my hands. Everyone dug down into the ditch, prepared to fight. Nervous but competent. Scared but professional. We were ready to put some smack down. Not bad for an accountant, a librarian, a schoolteacher, and a stripper.
”
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International (Monster Hunter International, #1))
“
The sight of so many guns, mostly deer rifles and duck guns but with a smattering of black rifles and riot shotguns, made him glad that this was going down in a rural area where people still had their heads screwed on right about personal defense.
”
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Larry Correia (The Monster Hunters (Monster Hunters International combo volumes Book 1))
“
If Adam and Eve were not hunter-gatherers, then they were certainly gatherers. But, then, consumer desire, or self-embitterment, or the 'itch,' as Schopenhauer called it, appeared in the shape of the serpent. This capitalistic monster awakens in Adam and Eve the possibility that things could be better. Instantly, they are cast out of the garden and condemned to a life of toil, drudgery, and pain. Wants supplanted needs, and things have been going downhill ever since.
”
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Tom Hodgkinson (The Freedom Manifesto)
“
You might think you’re a good liar, but you’re not. I’m better at this than you are. Your professional lying days were limited to junkies and whores, but I routinely lie to Congress . . . Well, never mind. I suppose we’re not that different after all.
”
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Nemesis (Monster Hunter International, #5))
“
When we can stand in the solitary presence of something magnificent, the obligation of sharing the experience evaporates, and we are free to truly be a part of it.
”
”
Josh Gates (Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter)
“
There is something out there, he'd said. Something cunning.
”
”
Meagan Spooner (Hunted)
“
As a general rule, the more a situation sucks, the more humor you can find in the little things.
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Legion (Monster Hunter International, #4))
“
it was more like two scared kids huddling in the dark when they knew the monster under the bed wasn't just real, but was holding a grudge.
”
”
Laurell K. Hamilton (Blood Noir (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #16))
“
I didn't even know what color lavender was. I think most men would consider it light blue, or something.
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Vendetta (Monster Hunters International, #2))
“
This won't hurt a bit. Well, actually it'll probably hurt like a son of a bitch. Bite down on something," she suggested.
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International (Monster Hunter International, #1))
“
As travelers, it is our responsibility to adapt, otherwise we miss the whole point: the opportunity to gain a new perspective.
”
”
Josh Gates (Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter)
“
Holly had taken to calling us the rainbow coalition team, since we had one white female, and males of the Black, Asian, and Other categories. All we needed was a lesbian and a guy in a wheelchair and we were ready to salve even the biggest liberal's angst.
”
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International (Monster Hunter International, #1))
“
I'm like any other kid; I've seen the monsters in the closet and under the bed. The only difference between me and other kids is...the monsters are afraid of me..." (Angel)
Night School: A Dasheen "Angel" Vampire Hunter novel
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Michelle Cornwell-Jordan
“
I could have just said I'm good at my job, but I didn't. Didn't want the police thinking I was holding out information when I wasn't. "I've got one advantage over a normal homicide detective, I expect it to be a monster. No one ever calls me in if it's just a stabbing, or a hit-and-run. I don't spend a lot of time trying to come up with nice, normal explanations. It means I get to ignore a lot of theories.
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Laurell K. Hamilton (Bloody Bones (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #5))
“
Edward wonders why I’m so sympathetic to the monsters. The answer is simple. Because I am one.
”
”
Laurell K. Hamilton (Obsidian Butterfly (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter #9))
“
There is a vast gulf between perfection and near perfection, and that gulf is filled with agony.
”
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Nemesis (Monster Hunter International, #5))
“
The doctors had been impressed that I was even alive. When I had asked one of them approximately how much blood I had lost, he had responded wryly with "most of it.
”
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International (Monster Hunter International, #1))
“
It’s time to go. We’ll continue this therapy session later.” “So you’re my therapist now?” “Apparently, I’m a life coach for idiots.
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Legion (Monster Hunter International, #4))
“
Holy shit!” I exclaimed, and that was one of the most coherent comments of the bunch.
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Legion (Monster Hunter International, #4))
“
Like we could buy Idaho kind of money.
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”
Larry Correia (The Monster Hunters (Monster Hunters International combo volumes Book 1))
“
With his long red beard, and bristling with firearms and knives, he reminded me of a pirate. A very mellow pirate, but a pirate nonetheless.
”
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Larry Correia (The Monster Hunters (Monster Hunters International combo volumes Book 1))
“
From the commotion, Franks figured it had to be pretty impressive-looking, but then again, if they weren’t easily impressed, they wouldn’t be cultists to begin with. “Hurry!
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Nemesis (Monster Hunter International, #5))
“
Mordechai, I swear that if you screw up and kill me, I'm going to be pissed. If I end up a ghost, I'm gonna be kicking your ghost ass for eternity.
”
”
Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International (Monster Hunter International, #1))
“
Where can one buy a lit of that *Right Stuff* bravado required to shrug off the fact that your airplane is now a convertible?
”
”
Josh Gates (Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter)
“
We are hunters all. We are, all of us, monstrumologists. And Pellinore Warthrop was the best of us, for he had found the courage to turn and face the most terrifying monster of all.
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Rick Yancey (The Isle of Blood (The Monstrumologist, #3))
“
You're the modern versions of Beowulf, of St. George, of Odysseus. You're Van Helsing with firepower. You're Jack and the Beanstalk with automatic weapons. We're walking in the valley of the shadow of death, but we shall fear no evil! Because evil is about to get a stake put through its black heart because we are the baddest mother-fuckers to ever set foot in the valley!
”
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International (Monster Hunter International, #1))
“
This isn't my last brush with catastrophe while making Destination Truth. Rather, it's merely the opening act in a cabaret of close calls, all in the name of exploration. I'm not saying that making D.T. is dangerous; it's not, per se. It's just that when you go out of your way to find adventure, sometimes adventure bites you on the ass. The key is figuring out how to walk away in one piece.
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Josh Gates (Destination Truth: Memoirs of a Monster Hunter)
“
We each checked the man next to us to make sure he’d been properly secured. Edward, as usual, didn’t care, as orcs didn’t really like to pay attention to things like safety. If things got nuts, Ed would stay inside by the sheer power of his badassitude.
”
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Legion (Monster Hunter International, #4))
“
I was a good man once, but there's just no getting past the truth. I began by fighting monsters but in the process, I became one myself. There's no going back. The darkness still lies inside me. Sated by a lake of blood, and a universe of screams, it will always be there, black and brooding evil. AJ Adams, Dark Hunter
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A.J. Adams (Dark Hunter (Zeta Cartel #4))
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Dissociation is numbness and nothingness; it is a feeling of being lost; it is floating on a cloud that threatens to suffocate; it is automatic speech and action without awareness or control; it is looking at the world and blinking to try to remove the blurry fog; it is hearing and seeing the immediate world and simultaneously feeling very far away; it is raw fear; it is unfamiliarity in familiar places; it is possession; it is being haunted everyday by unknown monsters that can be felt but not seen (at least not by others); it is looking in the mirror and not knowing who is looking back; it is fantasy and imagination; and, above all else, it is survival. Dissociation is all of these things and none of them at once.
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Noel Hunter
“
I folded the restraining order into a paper airplane and sailed it over to Julie without even interrupting my narrative. She caught, unfolded, and read it while mouthing something that looked suspiciously like ducking mother truckers, but I’m not very good at lip reading.
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Legion (Monster Hunter International, #4))
“
Julie was still talking. “No. No, sir. Do not, I repeat, do not approach them. . . . Why?” She rolled her eyes as the person on the other end of the line asked something incredibly stupid. “Because they will eat you. . . . Yes. Eat you.” She paused to cover the phone’s receiver and said to me, “What is it with these people who want to reason with monsters? Morons.” “I blame it on Twilight.” In real life, vampires only sparkle when they’re on fire.
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Larry Correia (The Monster Hunters (Monster Hunters International combo volumes Book 1))
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I hate running. Hate, hate, hate it. Running is something that skinny people do so they can brag about it to those of us who come in adult sizes. I’m actually an okay sprinter. I’ve got long legs, and I’m surprisingly nimble for a big dude, but distance running is for masochists and crazy people who want to collect foot problems and repetitive stress injuries. My insane runner friends kept trying to tell me that at some point you were supposed to get this euphoric feeling during a run, but as far as I could tell that was propaganda they told themselves to feel better about having such a ridiculous pastime. The closest I ever came to euphoria was when the aches got numb. Running sucks.
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Larry Correia (Monster Hunter Siege (Monster Hunter International #6))
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He had murdered any illlusion of Alex Remington. The golden pendant had been replaced by a spiked dog collar, and he was wearing a black T-shirt that hugged his form and showed off the many designs on his arms: Fenris on the right wrist, and Echidna, the greek mother of monsters, high on his left arm. The norse world serpent was wrapped around his left wrist, and a new design had recently been added: Cerberus, the three-headed dog who guarded the gates of Hades. The world serpent was partially obscurred by a black leather knife sheath, which held a silver knife Aubrey had taken from a vampire hunter a few thousand years earlier.
His hair was slightly touseled, as if he'd been running, and a few strands fell across his face.
Looking at him now, Jessica couldn't imagine how she had ever mistaken him for a human. But illusion was Aubrey's art. And it was simple to fool people who expected nothing else.
For the moment, Aubrey appeared to be exactly what he was: stunning, michievous, and completely deadly all at once
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Amelia Atwater-Rhodes (Demon in My View (Den of Shadows, #2))
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California, Labor Day weekend...early, with ocean fog still in the streets, outlaw motorcyclists wearing chains, shades and greasy Levis roll out from damp garages, all-night diners and cast-off one-night pads in Fricso, Hollywood, Berdoo and East Oakland, heading for the Monterey peninsula, north of Big Sur...The Menace is loose again, the Hell's Angels, the hundred-carat headline, running fast and loud on the early morning freeway, low in the saddle, nobody smiles, jamming crazy through traffic and ninety miles an hour down the center stripe, missing by inches...like Genghis Khan on an iron horse, a monster steed with a fiery anus, flat out through the eye of a beer can and up your daughter's leg with no quarter asked and non given; show the squares some class, give em a whiff of those kicks they'll never know...Ah, these righteous dudes, they love to screw it on...Little Jesus, the Gimp, Chocolate George, Buzzard, Zorro, Hambone, Clean Cut, Tiny, Terry the Tramp, Frenchy, Mouldy Marvin, Mother Miles, Dirty Ed, Chuck the Duck, Fat Freddy, Filthy Phil, Charger Charley the Child Molester, Crazy Cross, Puff, Magoo, Animal and at least a hundred more...tense for the action, long hair in the wind, beards and bandanas flapping, earrings, armpits, chain whips, swastikas and stripped-down Harleys flashing chrome as traffic on 101 moves over, nervous, to let the formation pass like a burst of dirty thunder...
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Hunter S. Thompson (Hell's Angels)
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I was on the first one when I felt his fingers encircle my wrist. “Sophie, come on. I don’t want to fight with you.”
Turning, I opened my mouth to say I didn’t want to fight with him either. But before I could, I saw the telltale flash out of the corner of my eye, and the next thing I knew, my arm was jerking out of his grasp. “If you don’t want to fight with her, maybe you shouldn’t suggest she team up with people who want to kill her,” my voice snarled.
Archer backed up so fast he nearly stumbled, and I wasn’t sure I’d ever seen him look so freaked out. But he recovered quickly. “Elodie, if I wanted to talk to you, I’d do a séance or something. Maybe go on an episode of Ghost Hunters. But right now, I want to talk to Sophie. So clear out.”
Elodie had no intention of doing that. “You always were a crappy boyfriend,” she said. “Once you left, I chalked that up to you, you know, not actually liking me. But unless I’m blind as well as dead, you really like Sophie. In fact, hard as it is for me to fathom, I think you love her.”
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Screw that, she retorted. You two spend all your time making stupid jokes and being all witty. Someone has to get real.
“What’s your point?” Archer asked, narrowing his eyes at me. Her. Whatever. God, this was getting confusing.
“Cal loves her, too, you know. And the last time I checked, he wasn’t part of a cult of monster killers. I’m just saying that if you’re going have loyalties that divided, maybe it’s time to bow out gracefully.”
You couldn’t say Elodie didn’t know how to make a dramatic exit. The next thing I knew, I was pitching forward into Archer’s arms, my head swimming.
Archer clutched my waist and then abruptly shoved me at arm’s length. “Sophie?” he asked, looking intently into my eyes.
“Yeah,” I said, my voice shaking. “I’m back.”
His fingers loosened, becoming more of a caress than a grip. “So you can’t control when she swoops in like that? She can just take you over…whenever?”
I tried to laugh, but it came out more of a cough. “You know Elodie. I don’t think anyone has ever controlled her.”
Frowning, Archer pulled his hands back and shoved them in his pockets. “Well, that’s awesome.”
I grabbed the railing to steady myself. “Archer…that stuff she said. You know it’s not true.”
He shrugged and moved past me onto the steps. “Saying the most hateful things possible is like Elodie’s superpower. Don’t worry about it.” He paused and looked over his shoulder. “We should probably go tell Jenna what we found down here.”
Oh, right. We’d just unearthed a whole bunch of demons. That probably trumped over relationship issues. Another few seconds passed. “Come on, Mercer,” Archer said, holding his hand out to me.
This time, I took it.
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Rachel Hawkins (Spell Bound (Hex Hall, #3))
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Suddenly with a single bound he leaped into the room. Winning a way past us before any of us could raise a hand to stay him. There was something so pantherlike in the movement, something so unhuman, that it seemed to sober us all from the shock of his coming. The first to act was Harker, who with a quick movement, threw himself before the door leading into the room in the front of the house. As the Count saw us, a horrible sort of snarl passed over his face, showing the eyeteeth long and pointed. But the evil smile as quickly passed into a cold stare of lion-like disdain. His expression again changed as, with a single impulse, we all advanced upon him. It was a pity that we had not some better organized plan of attack, for even at the moment I wondered what we were to do. I did not myself know whether our lethal weapons would avail us anything. Harker evidently meant to try the matter, for he had ready his great Kukri knife and made a fierce and sudden cut at him. The blow was a powerful one; only the diabolical quickness of the Count's leap back saved him. A second less and the trenchant blade had shorn through his heart. As it was, the point just cut the cloth of his coat, making a wide gap whence a bundle of bank notes and a stream of gold fell out. The expression of the Count's face was so hellish, that for a moment I feared for Harker, though I saw him throw the terrible knife aloft again for another stroke. Instinctively I moved forward with a protective impulse, holding the Crucifix and Wafer in my left hand. I felt a mighty power fly along my arm, and it was without surprise that I saw the monster cower back before a similar movement made spontaneously by each one of us. It would be impossible to describe the expression of hate and baffled malignity, of anger and hellish rage, which came over the Count's face. His waxen hue became greenish-yellow by the contrast of his burning eyes, and the red scar on the forehead showed on the pallid skin like a palpitating wound. The next instant, with a sinuous dive he swept under Harker's arm, ere his blow could fall, and grasping a handful of the money from the floor, dashed across the room, threw himself at the window. Amid the crash and glitter of the falling glass, he tumbled into the flagged area below. Through the sound of the shivering glass I could hear the "ting" of the gold, as some of the sovereigns fell on the flagging. We ran over and saw him spring unhurt from the ground. He, rushing up the steps, crossed the flagged yard, and pushed open the stable door. There he turned and spoke to us. "You think to baffle me, you with your pale faces all in a row, like sheep in a butcher's. You shall be sorry yet, each one of you! You think you have left me without a place to rest, but I have more. My revenge is just begun! I spread it over centuries, and time is on my side. Your girls that you all love are mine already. And through them you and others shall yet be mine, my creatures, to do my bidding and to be my jackals when I want to feed. Bah!" With a contemptuous sneer, he passed quickly through the door, and we heard the rusty bolt creak as he fastened it behind him. A door beyond opened and shut. The first of us to speak was the Professor. Realizing the difficulty of following him through the stable, we moved toward the hall. "We have learnt something… much! Notwithstanding his brave words, he fears us. He fears time, he fears want! For if not, why he hurry so? His very tone betray him, or my ears deceive. Why take that money? You follow quick. You are hunters of the wild beast, and understand it so. For me, I make sure that nothing here may be of use to him, if so that he returns.
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Bram Stoker (Dracula)