Misattributed Quotes

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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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Oscar Wilde
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I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
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Marilyn Monroe
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
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Bernard M. Baruch
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Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
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Mahatma Gandhi
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Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead Walk beside me… just be my friend
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Albert Camus
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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Narcotics Anonymous
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
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H. Jackson Brown Jr. (P.S. I Love You)
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It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.
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Maurice Switzer (Mrs. Goose, Her Book)
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Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.
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Allen Saunders
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.
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Bil Keane
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A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.
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Eleanor Roosevelt
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I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
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Marilyn Monroe
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Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
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Lao Tzu
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It is never too late to be what you might have been.
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George Eliot
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We read to know we're not alone.
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William Nicholson (Shadowlands: A Play)
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
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Paul Terry
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Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.
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Mother Teresa
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
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Joan Powers (Pooh's Little Instruction Book)
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The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.
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Alexandre Dumas fils
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You don’t have a soul, Doctor. You are a soul. You have a body, temporarily.
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Walter M. Miller Jr. (A Canticle for Leibowitz (St. Leibowitz, #1))
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Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
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Marthe Troly-Curtin (Phrynette Married)
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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
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Benjamin Franklin Wade
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Mark Twain
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Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
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Charles J. Sykes (Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write or Add)
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Have you ever noticed how β€˜What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?
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Terry Johnson (Insignificance)
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Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.
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Markus Herz
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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
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Joe Klaas (The Twelve Steps to Happiness: A Practical Handbook for Understanding and Working the Twelve Step Programs for Alcoholism, Codependency, Eating Disorders, and Other Addictions)
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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
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C.E.M. Joad
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Well-behaved women seldom make history.
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Laurel Thatcher Ulrich (Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History)
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I can't give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time.
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Herbert Bayard Swope
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This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.
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George V. Higgins (The Friends of Eddie Coyle)
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
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Douglas Adams
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If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.
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H.N. Turteltaub (The Sacred Land (Hellenic Traders, #3))
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Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
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Carter Crocker
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Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.
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Jalal ad-Din Muhammad ar-Rumi
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A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.
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Albert Einstein
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First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. And then they attack you and want to burn you. And then they build monuments to you.
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Nicholas Klein
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Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not want to sign.
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ThΓ©ophile Gautier
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If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?
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Laurence J. Peter
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How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
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Evans G. Valens (The Other Side of the Mountain: The Story of Jill Kinmont)
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The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
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F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.
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Bette Midler
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The Seven Social Sins are: Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character. Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle. From a sermon given by Frederick Lewis Donaldson in Westminster Abbey, London, on March 20, 1925.
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Frederick Lewis Donaldson
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The Paradoxical Commandments People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered. Love them anyway. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Do good anyway. If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway. The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway. Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway. The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds. Think big anyway. People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs. Fight for a few underdogs anyway. What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway. People really need help but may attack you if you do help them. Help people anyway. Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
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Kent M. Keith (The Silent Revolution: Dynamic Leadership in the Student Council)
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I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.
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Daphne Rae (Love Until It Hurts: The Work of Mother Teresa and Her Missionaries of Charity)
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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Anthony G. Oettinger
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Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.
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Jalal ad-Din Muhammad ar-Rumi
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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
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Eleanor Roosevelt
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He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much; Who has enjoyed the trust of pure women, the respect of intelligent men and the love of little children; Who has filled his niche and accomplished his task; Who has never lacked appreciation of Earth's beauty or failed to express it; Who has left the world better than he found it, Whether an improved poppy, a perfect poem, or a rescued soul; Who has always looked for the best in others and given them the best he had; Whose life was an inspiration; Whose memory a benediction.
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Bessie Anderson Stanley (More Heart Throbs Volume Two in Prose and Verse Dear to the American People And by them contributed as a Supplement to the original $10,000 Prize Book HEART THROBS)
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You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
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Olin Miller
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When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.
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Jimi Hendrix
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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George Carlin
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There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.
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Benjamin Disraeli
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
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George Bernard Shaw
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A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for.
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John A. Shedd
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Irina Dunn
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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
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Mark Twain
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Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.
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Edgar Allan Poe
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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George Carlin
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People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.
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Alan Moore (V for Vendetta)
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.
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Joseph Heller (Catch-22)
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The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.
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Daniel J. Boorstin
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It is not the size of the dog in the fight that counts, but the fight in the dog that wins.
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Arthur G. Lewis (Stub Ends of Thought and Verse (Classic Reprint))
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Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
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Mother Teresa
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Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
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Marilyn Monroe
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The earth has its music for those who will listen
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Reginald Vincent Holmes (Fireside Fancies)
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Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
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Henry Thomas Buckle
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But until a person can say deeply and honestly, "I am what I am today because of the choices I made yesterday," that person cannot say, "I choose otherwise.
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Stephen R. Covey (The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People: Powerful Lessons in Personal Change)
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There are perhaps many causes worth dying for, but to me, certainly, there are none worth killing for.
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Albert Dietrich (Army GI, Pacifist CO: The World War II Letters of Frank Dietrich and Albert Dietrich)
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The grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.
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George Washington Burnap (The Sphere and Duties of Woman: A Course of Lectures)
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Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it!
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John Anster (The First Part Of Goethe's Faust)
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We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorns have roses.
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Alphonse Karr (A Tour Round My Garden (1856))
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For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge you’ll never walk alone. ... We leave you a tradition with a future. The tender loving care of human beings will never become obsolete. People even more than things have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed and redeemed and redeemed. Never throw out anybody. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands: one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. Your β€œgood old days” are still ahead of you, may you have many of them.
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Sam Levenson (In One Era & Out the Other)
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Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
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Oliver Goldsmith (The Citizen of the World, Or, Letters from a Chinese Philosopher, Residing in London, to His Friends in the Country, by Dr. Goldsmith (Vol. 1 of 2))
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If you are depressed you are living in the past. If you are anxious you are living in the future. If you are at peace you are living in the present.
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Lao Tzu
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
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Ernest Benn
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You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
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Anne Lamott
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I alone cannot change the world, but I can cast a stone across the waters to create many ripples.
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Mother Teresa
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Look at how a single candle can both defy and define the darkness.
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Anne Frank
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Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is it wants. The way it stops and starts.
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Poe
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I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
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S.G. Tallentyre (The Friends of Voltaire)
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Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are
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Kurt Cobain
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
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Clare Boothe Luce
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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Sid Ziff
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War does not determine who is right β€” only who is left.
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Anonymous
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
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Jule Styne (The Songs of Jule Styne)
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A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
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Anonymous
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Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements in creation β€” the Apollonian and the Dionysian, or spontaneity and restraint, emotion and discipline.
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Peter De Vries (Reuben, Reuben)
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Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
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Laurence J. Peter (The Peter Principle)
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When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.
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Theodore Roosevelt
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You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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John Steinbeck once said that socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
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Ronald Wright (A Short History of Progress)
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Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
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Mother Teresa
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I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
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Lewis Carroll
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A friend said to me, β€œHey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, Bro.” It’s when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you’d be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
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Sheng Wang
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We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness β€” and call it love β€” true love.
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Robert Fulghum (True Love)
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I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought, there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do I would imagine her, and imagine that she must be out there thinking of me too. well, I hope that if you are out there you read this and know that yes, it’s true I’m here, and I’m just as strange as you.
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Rebecca Katherine Martin
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History is always written by the winners. When two cultures clash, the loser is obliterated, and the winner writes the history books-books which glorify their own cause and disparage the conquered foe. As Napoleon once said, 'What is history, but a fable agreed upon?
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Dan Brown (The da Vinci Code (Robert Langdon, #2))
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If you want to write, if you want to create, you must be the most sublime fool that God ever turned out and sent rambling. You must write every single day of your life. You must read dreadful dumb books and glorious books, and let them wrestle in beautiful fights inside your head, vulgar one moment, brilliant the next. You must lurk in libraries and climb the stacks like ladders to sniff books like perfumes and wear books like hats upon your crazy heads. I wish you a wrestling match with your Creative Muse that will last a lifetime. I wish craziness and foolishness and madness upon you. May you live with hysteria, and out of it make fine stories β€” science fiction or otherwise. Which finally means, may you be in love every day for the next 20,000 days. And out of that love, remake a world.
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Ray Bradbury
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The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less. These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete... Remember, to spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent. Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person might not be there again. Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
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Bob Moorehead (Words Aptly Spoken)