Migraine Funny Quotes

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But I saw your aura looking healthy again, then looking sick after a hunt. And you keep getting migraines. You should take better care of yourself,” he added mildly. β€œLook for ways to not be so tense – long walks, meditation, these things would help.” Alex suddenly felt like Seb was his therapist; he had to resist the urge to shake him.
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L.A. Weatherly (Angel Fire (Angel, #2))
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I just tried my powers and they didn't do shit for getting us out of here." Falcyn "Mine either, and I was hoping to keep you distracted so that you wouldn't beat my ass over this situation." Blaise What about you, Princess Pea? You got anything?" Falcyn "Besides a throbbing migraine? No. My teleportation isn't cooperating either." Urian "Really? If mine was working do you think I'd be here, listening to the lot of you? Promise, I'd have vanished long ago" Medea
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Sherrilyn Kenyon (Dragonsworn (Dark-Hunter, #26; Lords of Avalon, #6; Were-hunters, #10))
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(A man who traffics in words, I thought, should come up with better ones than that.) The note felt toxic; it left a funny taste in my mouth. Metallic, like lead paint, or the prodrome of a migraine. When had he written it? And why? Maybe someone else had done it for him. While I’d had my back turned, had he just been pretending to write? Everything about it made me ill. And then there was what the note said. What
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Alena Graedon (The Word Exchange)
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Another day, another migraine.
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Squidward Tentacles
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migraines, even if they only sleep for three hours in a cold tent, and they never burn in the sun.
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Emily Henry (Funny Story)
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310. Treat migraines with magnesium-rich foods, like spinach, instead of taking medicine
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Ivan Itsimple (Funny Books: 750 Mind Blowing Life Hacks you Never Knew!: An EZ Hacktastic list to up your + Health + Productivity + Cashflow + Comfort (Oddball Interests Book 4))
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Nah, cool, laid-back girls never face consequences for their spontaneity. It’s how they’re able to keep being cool and laid-back. They’re genetically predisposed to health. They’re not allergic to poison ivy or shellfish, and they never get migraines, even if they only sleep for three hours in a cold tent, and they never burn in the sun.” β€œHuh,” he says. β€œWhat?” I ask, right as I spot Julia in line at the food truck, waving us over. β€œI just realized I’m a cool, laid-back girl,” Miles says.
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Emily Henry (Funny Story)