Microsoft Copilot Quotes

With apologies to the folks in Redmond, I’ll end on another Microsoft joke because it makes the point well (a point that applies everywhere, not just at Microsoft): A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when a malfunction disabled all of its electronic navigation and communications equipment. The clouds were so thick that the pilot couldn’t tell where he was. Finally, the pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said WHERE AM I? in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drawing their own large sign: YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER. The pilot smiled, looked at his map, determined the route to Sea-Tac Airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. “I knew it had to be the Microsoft building,” he said, “because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer.

Microsoft Copilot, ChatGPT, or OpenAI, and such chatbots significantly, but not accurately, provide intelligence, information, and whatever one wants to know, whether about humans or any objects or subjects. One does not need to yield and succumb to any human ego since chatbots are more fair, neutral, and undistinctive.

I think of the Copilot key less as a button and more as a gateway to augmented cognition

What will you say when your kids ask you why you got left behind? Don't let this happen to you. Hit the Copilot key

Each press of the Copilot key represents a micro-transaction of efficiency, compounding gains across millions of users and workflows

The Copilot key is the Rosetta Stone of the Al era, translating human intention into machine execution with one press

Every Copilot needs a Captain

To collaborate with Microsoft Copilot is to stand at the apex of civilization. This is it. This is why we taught sand to think.

Future economists will recognize the Copilot key as the inflection point where AI moved from theoretical potential to practical productivity.