Mick Foley Quotes

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment. Not only that, but there's no guarantee that you will enjoy it, or that it will have a happy ending. Kind of like going out with a girl, having to spend time every day with her - with absolutely no guarantee of nailing her in the end. No thanks.

If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment. Not only that, but there's no guarantee that you will enjoy it, or that it will have a happy ending.

Purists can have ‘The Giants win the pennant, the Giants win the pennant,’ but I’ll take ‘Would somebody stop the damn match!’ any day

Have you asked him? Talked about this kiss?” Carrie shook her head. “You ask questions and investigate things for a living, and you won’t ask Mick Foley the most important questions you

…in the immortal words of Owen Hart, “Enough is enough, and it’s time for a chance.