Michael Holden Solitaire Quotes

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I have a pretty sad life as it is.” It takes a few seconds for the full impact of his final line to reach me. It’s the first time I’ve heard Michael Holden say something like that. Like something I would say. β€œHey,” I say. I nod at him, earnestly. β€œSo do I.
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Alice Oseman (Solitaire)
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Just a fairly capable Facebook stalker. You're all lucky I'm not a serial killer.
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Alice Oseman (Solitaire)
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He makes me believe that there are good prople in this world. When I met Michael Holden, I knew, deep down, that he was the best person you could possibly hope to be - so perfect that he was unreal. And it made me sort of hate him. However, rather than slowly learning more and more good things about him, I have come across flaw after flaw after flaw. And you know what? That's what makes me like him now. That's why he is a real perfect person. Because he is a real person.
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Alice Oseman (Solitaire)
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What are you? Gay, straight, all-around horny, what?” β€œEr, straight?” β€œAnd are you sure that you’re straight? Have you liked a boy before?” I actually haven’t. Ever. This is because I have a very low opinion of most people.
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Alice Oseman (Solitaire)
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I don't think anyone deserves disaster. I think a lot of people wish for disaster because it's the only thing left with the power to turn heads.
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Alice Oseman (Solitaire)