Melvin Udall Quotes

Receptionist: How do you write women so well? Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

Go sell crazy someplace else; we're all stocked up." (Melvin Udall aka Jack Nicholson, 1997)

Receptionist: How do you write women so well? Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. -As Good As it Gets (1997)

Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

Receptionist: How do you write women so well? Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.