Matthew Gray Gubler Quotes

I find it's perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately delusional.

i'm bad at reality

I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “will you Gogh to prom with me?

If you are ever lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.

take criticism, smash it into dust, add color & use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking thru endless fields of greatness

I feel like if you wake up in the morning and can breathe, things are sweet. You have nothing to complain about. We’re so lucky. You’re alive, so enjoy it.

For 27 days, I had to... sort of lick butter to stay alive

Everyone is weird

Everyone is weird!