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We're all travelling heavy with illusions.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.
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Dan Rather
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Your past is a skeleton walking one step behind you, and your future is a a skeleton walking one step in front of you. Maybe you don't wear a watch, but your skeletons do, and they always know what time it is.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?
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Robin McKinley (Sunshine)
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Humor was an antiseptic that cleaned the deepest of personal wounds.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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I used to sleep with my books in piles all over my bed and sometimes they were the only thing keeping me warm and always the only thing keeping me alive. Books are the best and worst defense.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Books and beer are the best and worst defense.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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But we danced, under wigs and between unfinished walls, through broken promises and around empty cupboards.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Summer coming like a car from down the highway.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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The ordinary can be like medicine.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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I once had to say this on a show many years ago, and I truly believe it: Loneliness is a choice. I like to be alone; I’m more comfortable alone. But I do recognize that I take it too far sometimes and so I try to force myself to keep up with being sociable. I just am a bit of a lone ranger; I always have been. But I don’t believe that necessarily has to translate to being lonely. You can be lonely in a crowd of a thousand people. I can be in a hotel room on my own and not feel lonely. It all comes down to how comfortable you are with who you are in the silence.
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Gillian Anderson
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Coyote, who is the creator of all of us, was sitting on his cloud the day after he created Indians. Now, he liked the Indians, liked what they were doing. This is good, he kept saying to himself. But he was bored. He thought and thought about what he should make next in the world. But he couldn't think of anything so he decided to clip his toenails. ... He looked around and around his cloud for somewhere to throw away his clippings. But he couldn't find anywhere and he got mad. He started jumping up and down because he was so mad. Then he accidentally dropped his toenail clippings over the side of the cloud and they fell to the earth. They clippings burrowed into teh ground like seeds and grew up to be white man. Coyote, he looked down at his newest creation and said, "Oh, shit.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Seems like the cold would never go away and winter would be like the bottom of my feet but then it is gone in one night and in its place comes the sun so large and laughable.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
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Billy Connolly
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it's way too early for him to be talking anyhow but I see in his eyes something and I see in his eyes a voice and I see in his eyes a whole new set of words
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger" - Billy Connolly
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Sherry Marie Gallagher (Boulder Blues: A Tale of the Colorado Counterculture)
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He looked into the crowd for approval, saw his mother and father. He waved and they waved back. Smiles and Indian teeth. They were both drunk. Everything familiar and welcome. Everything beautiful.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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He could see his uncles slugging each other with such force that they had to be in love. Strangers would never want to hurt each other that badly.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Imagination is the politics of dreams; imagination turns every word into a bottle rocket. . . . Imagine every day is Independence Day and save us from traveling the river changed; save us from hitchhiking the long road home. Imagine an escape. Imagine that your own shadow on the wall is a perfect door. Imagine a song stronger than penicillin. Imagine a spring with water that mends broken bones. Imagine a drum which wraps itself around your heart. Imagine a story that puts wood in the fireplace.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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How do you talk to the real person whose ghost has haunted you? How do you tell the difference between the two?
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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That's how I do this life sometimes by making the ordinary just like magic and just like a card trick and just like a mirror and just like the disappearing. Every Indian learns how to be a magician and learns how to misdirect attention and the dark hand is always quicker than the white eye and no matter how close you get to my heart you will never find out my secrets and I'll never tell you and I'll never show you the same trick twice.
I'm traveling heavy with illusions.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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All of us, I suppose, like to believe that in a moral emergency we will behave like the heroes of our youth, bravely and forthrightly, without thought of personal loss or discredit. Certainly that was my conviction back in the summer of 1968. Tim O'Brien: a secret hero. The Lone Ranger. If the stakes ever became high enough—if the evil were evil enough, if the good were good enough—I would simply tap a secret reservoir of courage that had been accumulating inside me over the years. Courage, I seemed to think, comes to us in finite quantities, like an inheritance, and by being frugal and stashing it away and letting it earn interest, we steadily increase our moral capital in preparation for that day when the account must be drawn down. It was a comforting theory. It dispensed with all those bothersome little acts of daily courage; it offered hope and grace to the repetitive coward; it justified the past while amortizing the future.
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Tim O'Brien (The Things They Carried)
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These are things you should learn. Your past is a skeleton walking one step behind you; your future is a skeleton walking one step in front of you. Maybe you don’t wear a watch, but your skeletons do, and they always know what time it is. Now, these skeletons are made of memories, dreams, and voices. And they can trap you in the in-between, between touching and becoming. But they’re not necessarily evil, unless you let them be.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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I got in a fight with my girlfriend," I said. "I was just driving around, blowing off steam, you know?"
Well, you should be more careful where you drive," the officer said. "You're making people nervous. You don't fit the profile of the neighborhood."
I wanted to tell him that I didn't fit the profile of the country but I knew it would just get me into trouble.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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At what point do we just re-create the people who have disappeared from our lives?
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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First: Character is king. There are probably fewer than six books every century remembered specifically for their plots. People remember characters. Same with television. Who remembers the Lone Ranger? Everybody. Who remembers any actual Lone Ranger story lines? Nobody.
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Lee Child (Killing Floor (Jack Reacher, #1))
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And I laughed because half of me was happy and half of me wasn't sure what else to do.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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They're all gone, my tribe is gone. Those blankets they gave us, infected with smallpox, have killed us. I'm the last, the very last, and I'm sick, too. So very sick. Hot. My fever burning so hot.
I have to take off my clothes, feel the cold air, splash water across my bare skin. And dance. I'll dance a Ghost Dance. I'll bring them back. Can you hear the drums? I can hear them, and it's my grandfather and grandmother singing. Can you hear them?
I dance one step and my sister rises from the ash. I dance another and a buffalo crashes down from the sky onto a log cabin in Nebraska. With every step, an Indian rises. With every other step, a buffalo falls.
I'm growing, too. My blisters heal, my muscles stretch, expand. My tribe dances behind me. At first they are no bigger than children. Then they begin to grow, larger than me, larger than the trees around us. The buffalo come to join us and their hooves shake the earth, knock all the white people from their beds, send their plates crashing to the floor.
We dance in circles growing larger and larger until we are standing on the shore, watching all the ships returning to Europe. All the white hands are waving good-bye and we continue to dance, dance until the ships fall off the horizon, dance until we are so tall and strong that the sun is nearly jealous. We dance that way.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Years ago, homosexuals were given special status within the tribe. They had powerful medicine. I think it's even more true today, even though our tribe has assimilated into homophobia. I mean, a person has to have magic to assert their identity without regard to all the bullshit, right?
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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The streetlight outside my house shines on tonight and I'm watching it like it could give me a vision. James ain't talked ever and he looks at that streetlight like it was a word and maybe like it was a verb. James wanted to streetlight me and make me bright and beautiful so all the moths and bats would circle me like I was the center of the world an held secrets.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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She shook my hand, loosely, like Indians do, using only her fingers. Not like those tight grips that white people use to prove something. She touched my hand like she was glad to see me, not like she wanted to break bones.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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And finally this, when the sun was falling down so beautiful we didn’t have time to give it a name, she held the child born of white mother and red father and said,’ Both sides of this baby are beautiful’.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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In the person of Quanah Parker, an extraordinary man in whom the blood of two strong peoples flowed, the Lone Star and the Comanche Moon at last found common ground.
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Thomas W. Knowles (They Rode for the Lone Star, Volume 1 (The Saga of the Texas Rangers, #1))
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The white people always want to fight someone and they always get the dark-skinned people to do the fighting.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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It's just me and James walking and walking except he's on my back and his eyes are looking past the people who are looking past us for the coyote of our soul and the wolverine of our heart and the crazy crazy man that touches every Indian who spends too much time alone.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Survival = Anger × Imagination. Imagination is the only weapon on the reservation.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Can you hear the dreams crackling like a campfire? Can you hear the dreams sweeping through the pine trees and tipis? Can you hear the dreams laughing in the sawdust? Can you hear the dreams shaking just a little bit as the day grows long? Can you hear the dreams putting on a good jacket that smells of fry bread and sweet smoke? Can you hear the dreams stay up late and talk so many stories?
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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5. Television is of great educational value. It teaches you while still really young how to (a) kill, (b) rob, (c) embezzle, (d) shoot, (e) poison, and generally speaking, (f) how to grow up into a Wild West outlaw or gangster by the time you leave school.
6. Television puts a stop to crime because all the burglars and robbers, instead of going to burgle and rob, sit at home watching The Lone Ranger, Emergency Ward Ten and Dotto.
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George Mikes (How to Be a Brit)
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But she was beautiful, with hair and eyes so dark and long. He imagined she was a reservation eclipse. Full. He needed special glasses to look at her; he could barely survive her reflection. “You’re a constellation,” he said.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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More and more, he heard his spine playing stick games through his skin, singing old dusty words, the words of all his years.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Imagine Columbus landed in 1492 and some tribe or another drowned him in the ocean. Would Lester FallsApart still be shoplifting in the 7-11?
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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The greatest thing about provable reality is that by definition reality is shared. Every argument is really an agreement—an agreement that there is a reality that can be shared, judged, and discussed. To argue over whether the speed of light is constant or Batman could beat up the Lone Ranger is to share the parameters. God is solipsistic; reality is shared.
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Penn Jillette (God, No! Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales)
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What's real? I ain't interested in what's real. I'm interested in how things should be.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Last night I missed two free throws which would have won the game against the best team in the state. The farm town high school I play for is nicknamed the "Indians," and I'm probably the only actual Indian ever to play for a team with such a mascot.
This morning I pick up the sports page and read the headline: INDIANS LOSE AGAIN.
Go ahead and tell me none of this is supposed to hurt me very much.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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James tells the crowd that the river is just a few yards from where we stand is all we ever need to believe in. One white woman asks how old James is and I tell her he's seven and she tells me that he's so smart for an Indian boy.
James hears this and tells the white woman that she's pretty smart for an old white woman.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Hey," Victor said. "Tell me a story."
Thomas closed his eyes and told this story: "There were these two Indian boys who wanted to be warriors. But it was too late to be warriors in the old way. All the horses were gone. So the two Indian boys stole a car and drove to the city. They parked the stolen car in front of the police station and then hitchhiked back home to the reservation. When they got back, all their friends cheered and their parents' eyes shone with pride. You were very brave, everybody said to the two Indian boys. Very brave."
"Ya-hey," Victor said. "That's a good one. I wish I could be a warrior.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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He says the earth is an oval marble that nobody can win. He says the sky is not blue and the grass is not green.
He says everything is a matter of perception.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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How can we imagine a new language when the language of the enemy keeps our dismembered tongues tied to his belt?
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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I heard it on the wind. I heard it from the birds. I felt it in the sunlight.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Judgmental, prophetic lone rangers do not last
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James W. Goll (The Lifestyle of a Prophet: A 21-Day Journey to Embracing Your Calling)
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Late one day James and I watch the sun fly across the sky like a basketball on fire until it falls down completely and lands in Benjamin Lake with a splash and shakes the ground and even wakes up Lester FallsApart who thought it was his father come back to slap his face again.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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I needed to get out of Dodge and I couldn’t depend on Tanto, my trusty sidekick, to help me. As usual, I was alone… and what the hell was the Lone Ranger doing with a sidekick anyway, come to think of it? Didn’t his name pretty much indicate that he was more the solitary type?
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Amy Sumida (Godhunter (The Godhunter, #1))
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.. but I know somebody must be thinking about us because if they weren't we'd just disappear just like those Indians who used to climb the pueblos. Those Indians disappeared with food still cooking in the pot and air waiting to be breathed and they turned into birds or dust or the blue of the sky or the yellow of the sun.
There they were and suddenly they were forgotten for just a second and for just a second nobody thought about them and then they were gone.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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The connection was good. I could hear her breathing in the spaces between our words. How do you talk to the real person whose ghost has haunted you? How do you tell the difference between the two?
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Everyone wanted to call her sweetheart. But she only danced for me. That’s how it was. She told me that every other step was just for me.” “But that’s only half of the dance,” I said. “Yeah,” my father said. “She was keeping the rest for herself. Nobody can give everything away. It ain’t healthy.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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I want to know I want I want ridiculous to know to know WHAT rotting ginsberg I want to know what happens after I rot because I’m already rotting my hair’s falling out I’ve got a belly I’m sick of sex my ass drags in the universe I know too much and not enough I want to know what happens after I die well I’ll find out soon enough do I really need to know now? is that any use at all use use use death death death death death god god god god god god god the Lone Ranger the rhythm of the typewriter
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Allen Ginsberg (Collected Poems, 1947-1997)
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Driving home, I heard the explosion and thought it was a new story born. But, Adrian, it’s the same old story, whispered past the same false teeth. How can we imagine a new language when the language of the enemy keeps our dismembered tongues tied to his belt? How can we imagine a new alphabet when the old jumps off billboards down into our stomachs? Adrian, what did you say? I want to rasp into sober cryptology and say something dynamic but tonight is my laundry night. How do we imagine a new life when a pocketful of quarters weighs our possibilities down?
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Charged with the mission of operating beyond the boundaries of civilization with minimal support and no communication from higher authority, they lived and often died by the motto, 'Order first, then law will follow.
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Thomas W. Knowles (They Rode for the Lone Star, Volume 1 (The Saga of the Texas Rangers, #1))
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Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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He said his prayers just in case his parents had been wrong about God all those years.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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There’s nothing more unattractive than a vain man,
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Elvis Presley is still showing up in 7-11 stores across the country, even though he’s been dead for years, so I figure music just might be the most important thing there is.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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People can do things completely against their nature, completely. It’s like some tiny earthquake comes roaring through your body and soul, and it’s the only earthquake you’ll ever feel. But it damages so much, cracks the foundations of your life forever.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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The contemporary motto for the mullet-wearer is "business in front, party in the back" but the Indian mullet warrior motto was "I don't want my hair to get in my eyes as I'm kicking your ass.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Imagination is the politics of dreams. Imagine an escape. Imagine that your own shadow on the wall is a perfect door. Imagine a spring with water that mends broken bones. Imagine a drum which wraps itself around your heart. Imagine a story that puts wood in the fireplace.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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My favorite summary of the concept of defining your own responsibility for the problems of others was given in a joke, current several years ago. After being surrounded by 10,000 hostile Indians, the Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and remarked, “I guess this is it, Kimo Sabe. It looks like we have had it,” whereupon Tonto, surveying the impending disaster, turned and replied, “What do you mean we, white man?
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Manuel J. Smith (When I Say No, I Feel Guilty: How to Cope, Using the Skills of Systematic Assertive Therapy)
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People can do things completely against their nature, completely. It’s like some tiny earthquake comes roaring through your body and soul, and it’s the only earthquake you’ll ever feel. But it damages so much, cracks the foundations of your life forever. So
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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In a world led with a herd mentality,
it takes immense courage, resolve and sacrifice
to maintain the purity of your form.
You have to be at peace with being misunderstood.
You have to be at peace with walking alone.
You have to be at peace with being judged.
In the end just remember,
"If the world is an array of art,
You are the Masterpiece
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Henna Sohail
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cry huge, gasping tears.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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But he wasn’t ugly, just misplaced and marked by loneliness.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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magical realism? Aren’t we all making shit up,
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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How much do we remember of what hurts us most? I’ve been thinking about pain, how each of us constructs our past to justify what we feel now.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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I want to rasp into sober cryptology and say something dynamic but tonight is my laundry night. How do we imagine a new life when a pocketful of quarters weighs our possibilities down?
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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You must be a rich man," she said. "Not much of a warrior, though. You keep letting me sneak up on you."
You don't surprise me," he said. "The Plains Indians had women who rode their horses eighteen hours a day. They could shoot seven arrows consecutively, have them all in the air at the same time. They were the best light cavalry in the world."
Just my luck," she said. "An educated Indian."
Yeah," he said. "Reservation University."
They both laughed at the old joke. Every Indian is an alumnus.
Where you from?" she asked.
Wellpinit," he said. "I'm a Spokane."
I should've known. You got those fisherman's hands."
Ain't no salmon left in our river. Just a school bus and a few hundred basketballs."
What the hell you talking about?"
Our basketball team drives into the river and drowns every year," he said. "It's a tradition."
She laughed. "You're just a storyteller, ain't you?"
I'm just telling you things before they happen," he said. "The same things sons and daughters will tell your mothers and fathers."
Do you ever answer a question straight?"
Depends on the question," he said.
Do you want to be my powwow paradise?
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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How much do we remember of what hurts us most? I've been thinking about pain, how each of us constructs our past to justify what we feel now. How each successive pain distorts the preceding.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Thomas Builds-the-Fire closed his eyes and told this story:
“I remember when I had this dream that told me to go to Spokane, to stand by the falls in the middle of the city and wait for a sign. I knew I had to go there but I didn’t have a car. Didn’t have a license. I was only thirteen. So I walked all the way, took me all day, and I finally made it to the falls. I stood there for an hour waiting. Then your dad came walking up. ‘What the hell are you doing here? He asked me. I said, ‘waiting for a vision.’ Then your father said, ‘All you’re going to get here is mugged.’ So he drove me to Denny’s, bought me dinner, and then drove me home to the reservation. For a long time I was mad because I thought my dreams had lied to me. But they didn’t. Your dad was my vision. ‘Take care of each other’ is what my dreams were saying. ‘Take care of each other.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Most people leaving church still see the need for some kind of community. We shouldn't think most of them as interested in lone-ranger Christianity. Often, these ex-churchgoers meet together for prayer, accountability, and encouragement.
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Kevin DeYoung (Why We Love the Church: In Praise of Institutions and Organized Religion)
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On a reservation, Indian men who abandon their children are treated worse than white fathers who do the same thing. It’s because white men have been doing that forever and Indian men have just learned how. That’s how assimilation can work.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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She thought she could be saved. She thought he could take her hand and owldance her around the circle. She thought she could watch him fancydance, watch his calf muscles grow more and more perfect with each step. She thought he was Crazy Horse.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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There are things you should learn. Your past is a skeleton walking one step behind you, and your future is a skeleton walking one step in front of you. Maybe you don’t wear a watch, but your skeletons do, and they always know what time it is. Now, these skeletons are made of memories, dreams, and voices. And they can trap you in the in-between, between touching and becoming. But they’re not necessarily evil, unless you let them be.
What you have to do is keep moving, keep walking, in step with your skeletons. They ain’t ever going to leave you, so you don’t have to worry about that. Your past isn’t going to fall behind, and your future won’t get too far ahead. Sometimes, though, your skeletons will talk to you, tell you to sit down and take a rest, breathe a little. Maybe they’ll make you promises, tell you all the things you want to hear.
Sometimes your skeletons will dress up as beautiful Indian women and ask you to slow dance. Sometimes your skeletons will dress up as your best friend and offer you a drink, one more for the road. Sometimes your skeletons will look exactly like your parents and offer you gifts.
But, no matter what they do, keep walking, keep moving. And don’t wear a watch. Hell, Indians never need to wear a watch because your skeletons will always remind you about the time. See, it is always now. That’s what Indian time is. The past, the present, the future, all of it is wrapped up in the now. That’s how it is. We are trapped in the now.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Through The Mecca I saw that we were, in our own segregated body politic, cosmopolitans. The black diaspora was not just our own world but, in so many ways, the Western world itself.
Now, the heirs of those Virginia planters could never directly acknowledge this legacy or reckon with its power. And so that beauty that Malcolm pledged us to protect, black beauty, was never celebrated in movies, in television, or in the textbooks I’d seen as a child. Everyone of any import, from Jesus to George Washington, was white. This was why your grandparents banned Tarzan and the Lone Ranger and toys with white faces from the house. They were rebelling against the history books that spoke of black people only as sentimental “firsts”—first black five-star general, first black congressman, first black mayor—always presented in the bemused manner of a category of Trivial Pursuit. Serious history was the West, and the West was white. This was all distilled for me in a quote I once read from the novelist Saul Bellow. I can’t remember where I read it, or when—only that I was already at Howard. “Who is the Tolstoy of the Zulus?” Bellow quipped. Tolstoy was “white,” and so Tolstoy “mattered,” like everything else that was white “mattered.” And this view of things was connected to the fear that passed through the generations, to the sense of dispossession. We were black, beyond the visible spectrum, beyond civilization. Our history was inferior because we were inferior, which is to say our bodies were inferior. And our inferior bodies could not possibly be accorded the same respect as those that built the West. Would it not be better, then, if our bodies were civilized, improved, and put to some legitimate Christian use?
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Ta-Nehisi Coates (Between the World and Me)
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Sometimes I caught my mother digging through old photo albums or staring at the wall or out the window. She’d get that look on her face that I knew meant she missed my father. Not enough to want him back. She missed him just enough for it to hurt. On
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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I'd only seen Julius play a few times, but he had that gift, that grace, those fingers like a goddamn medicine man. One time, when the tribal school traveled to Spokane to play this white high school team, Julius scored sixty-seven points and the Indians won by forty.
I didn't know they'd be riding horses," I heard the coach of the white team say when I was leaving.
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Hey," I asked Adrian. "Remember Silas Sirius?"
Hell," Adrian said. "Do I remember? I was there when he grabbed that defensive rebound, took a step, and flew the length of the court, did a full spin in midair, and then dunked that fucking ball. And I don't mean it looked like he flew, or it was so beautiful it was almost like he flew. I mean, he flew, period."
I laughed, slapped my legs, and knew that I believed Adrian's story more as it sounded less true.
Shit," he continued. "And he didn't grow no wings. He just kicked his legs a little. Held that ball like a baby in his hand. And he was smiling. Really. Smiling when he flew. Smiling when he dunked it, smiling when he walked off the court and never came back. Hell, he was still smiling ten years after that.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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The reservation doesn’t sing anymore but the songs still hang in the air. Every molecule waits for a drumbeat; every element dreams lyrics. Today I am walking between water, two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen, and the energy expelled is named Forgiveness.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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And there's the rub. He figures he has worked long and hard, and suffered much to become the asshole he is by now, and, since these solutions work for him after a lifetime of floundering grief, he is not about to change. He doesn't feel misunderstood, so much as non-understood.
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Steve Goldman (The Canon of The Lone Ranger: A Hymn in Dysfunction)
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In a society organized around a stable family unit, the choice to live alone is, by default, unconventional. At one end of the spectrum are those who are truly alone. The recluse or hermit—the secular person who shuns human society in all forms—tends to be regarded as eccentric, usually with disdain. The loner is romanticized as a rebel, as long as he’s a he (James Bond, the Lone Ranger, the Marlboro Man) and doesn’t reveal himself to be a psychopath. At the other end of the spectrum is the “gregarious recluse,” as the writer Annie Dillard calls herself.
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Kate Bolick (Spinster: Making a Life of One's Own)
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That’s how I do this life sometimes by making the ordinary just like magic and just like a card trick and just like a mirror and just like the disappearing. Every Indian learns how to be a magician and learns how to misdirect attention and the dark hand is always quicker than the white eye and no matter how close you get to my heart you will never find out my secrets and I’ll never tell you and I’ll never show you the same trick twice. I’m traveling heavy with illusions.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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But, no matter what they do, keep walking keep moving. And don't wear a watch. Hell, Indians never need to wear a watch because your skeletons will always remind you about the time. See, it is always now. That's what Indian time is. The past, the future, all of it is wrapped up in the now. That's how it is. We are trapped in the now.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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What’s real? I ain’t interested in what’s real. I’m interested in how things should be.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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swore he told us not to slow dance with our skeletons.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Because someone needs to help you die the right way,” she said. “And we both know that dying ain’t something you ever done before.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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He didn’t do much of anything except ride that bike and listen to music.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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Lone rangers, that's what we are. We see the world with our naked eyes, unabashed of the greed and ego. Our mind resides on our tongue and we stand for what's right. A little too much fun, and an exciting package. Raving for life and exploring possibilities is our goal. Travel far and wide and into the wild, we will go for it someday. Care so much that even gods would bow down. Love to the hilt and then let go, coz that's what this life is meant for. One life and we will live up to the hilt and leave no regrets. So, when we land into our graves with a satisfied smile, we big farewell to the meanness of this so-called universe.
With every journey there is a new lesson learned, every place traveled, explored; makes us in fall in love with the earth. Care less about our whereabouts; we keep the expedition going because we want to go far beyond the civilized, beyond the living, beyond the world of predictability, beyond u and I & into the wild. Feasting the eyes, rejuvenating the senses, every breath we take is a sigh of relief and we make peace.
Choosing the roads less traveled, our wandering souls makes our way towards the unknown destination not only to discover ourselves but to discover the wild, nature and the mother earth.
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Pushpa Rana (Just the Way I Feel)
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But whenever I started in on my crazy theories, Norma would put her finger to my lips really gently.
"Junior," she would say with gentleness and patience. "Shut the fuck up."
Norma always was a genius with words.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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There are things you should learn. Your past is a skeleton walking one step behind you, and your future is a skeleton walking one step in front of you. Maybe you don’t wear a watch, but your skeletons do, and they always know what time it is. Now, these skeletons are made of memories, dreams, and voices. And they can trap you in the in-between, between touching and becoming. But they’re not necessarily evil, unless you let them be.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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It’s hard to be optimistic on the reservation. When a glass sits on a table here, people don’t wonder if it’s half filled or half empty. They just hope it’s good beer. Still, Indians have a way of surviving. But it’s almost like Indians can easily survive the big stuff. Mass murder, loss of language and land rights. It’s the small things that hurt the most. The white waitress who wouldn’t take an order, Tonto, the Washington Redskins.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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In other nightmares, in his everyday reality, Victor watched his father take a drink of vodka on a completely empty stomach. Victor could hear that near-poison fall, then hit, flesh and blood, nerve and vein. Maybe it was like lightning tearing an old tree into halves. Maybe it was like a wall of water, a reservation tsunami, crashing onto a small beach. Maybe it was like Hiroshima or Nagasaki. Maybe it was like all that. Maybe. But after he drank, Victor’s father would breathe in deep and close his eyes, stretch, and straighten his neck and back. During those long drinks, Victor’s father wasn’t shaped like a question mark. He looked more like an exclamation point.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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A century ago she might have been beautiful, her face reflected in the river instead of a mirror. But all the years have changed more than the shape of our blood and eyes. We wear fear now like a turquoise choker, like a familiar shawl.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)
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I know who you are,” the Chicano said to Thomas. “You’re that Indian guy did all the talking.” “Yeah,” one of the African men said. “You’re that storyteller. Tell us some stories, chief, give us the scoop.” Thomas looked at these five men who shared his skin color, at the white man who shared this bus which was going to deliver them into a new kind of reservation, barrio, ghetto, logging-town tin shack. He then looked out the window, through the steel grates on the windows, at the freedom just outside the glass. He saw wheat fields, bodies of water, and bodies of dark-skinned workers pulling fruit from trees and sweat from thin air. Thomas closed his eyes and told this story.
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Sherman Alexie (The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven)