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Lilly says I have an overactive imagination and a pathological need to invent drama in my life.
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Meg Cabot (The Princess Diaries (The Princess Diaries, #1))
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I’m not going to tell anybody, not even Lilly. Lilly would NOT understand. NOBODY would understand. Because nobody I know has ever been in this situation before. Nobody ever went to bed one night as one person and then woke up the next morning to find out that she was somebody completely different.
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Meg Cabot (The Princess Diaries (The Princess Diaries, #1))
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Lilly: Mia, when I recognize a human soul crying out for self-actualization, I am powerless to stop myself. I must do what I can to see that that person’s dream is realized.
[Gee, I haven’t noticed Lilly doing all that much to help me realize my dream of
French-kissing her brother. But on the other hand, I have not exactly made that dream known to her.]
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Meg Cabot (Princess in the Spotlight (The Princess Diaries, #2))
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Hello," Lilly said."Movie. Of your life.You were portrayed as shy and awkward."
"I am shy and awkward," I reminded her.
"They made your grandmother all kindly and sympathetic to your plight," Lilly said."It was the grossest mischaracterization I've seen since Shakespeare in Love tried to pass off the Bard as a hottie with a six-pack and a full set of teeth.
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Meg Cabot (Princess in Waiting (The Princess Diaries, #4))
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Lilly asked me if i had to choose between Harrison Ford or George Clooney who would it be, and I said Harrison Ford even though he's so old, but the Harrison Ford from Indiana Jones, not Star Wars, and then Lilly said she'd choose Harrison Ford as Jack Ryan in those Tom Clancy movies, and then Michael goes, Who would you choose, Harrison Ford or Leonardo di Caprio? and we both chose Harrison Ford because Leonardo is so passe,
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Meg Cabot (The Princess Diaries (The Princess Diaries, #1))
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Yup. Lilly has her own channel and TV show. And she is awesome at it. And she loves doing it. And I help her with it. And also, I am her best friend.” (Page 16)
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Meg Cabot (The Princess Diaries (The Princess Diaries, #1))
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Survivor: Lilly: A sickening attempt by the media to draw viewers by pandering to the lowest common denominator and appealing to the public’s enjoyment of watching others being exploited and humiliated. 0/10 Mia: Yeah. And who wants to watch people eat bugs? Ew!!!! 0/10
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Meg Cabot (Princess in Training (The Princess Diaries, #6))
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I thought we could get Lana Weinberger to play her, but Lilly said that would be typecasting.
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Meg Cabot (The Princess Diaries (The Princess Diaries, #1))