Life Throws Lemons Quotes

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade...

When life gives you lemons you should freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies using some sort of trebuchet.

When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. That's for pantywaisters. No. You pucker up, suck them dry, then throw the used rinds back in life's face with a giant fuck-you and a gesture for more.

If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party.

When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE

When life gives you lemons...throw the lemons at people..it's hilarious!

When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic.

When life throws you lemons ... grab a bat and swing hard!