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I’m getting my cosmetologist’s license,” she told them, cigarette dangling from her lower lip while she worked, its ash somehow never falling. “That’s harder than law school. An esthetician has to know finger waving, back-combing, roller formations, comb-outs, cross-combing, skip waving, and shingling. All a lawyer does is say ‘Your Honor’ and sue people.
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