Liam Gallagher Quotes

He's like a man with a fork, in a world of soup. (about his brother Liam)

And what are we saying, anyway? That only old money is allowed to buy success? Isn’t that a little like telling Noel and Liam Gallagher that they aren’t allowed to make anything of themselves because they didn’t go to Eton?

I wouldn't like to interview John Lennon, no, because I'd ask him one question and it'd go to another thing and I'd end up licking his face.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a fucking good-looking fuck you are.' And then I brighten up.

Downloading's the same as what I used to do. I used to tape the charts of the songs I liked [off the radio]. I don't mind it. I hate all these big, silly rock stars who moan. At least they're fuckin' downloading your music, you cunt, and paying attention, know what I mean? You should fuckin' appreciate that, what are you moaning about? You've got fuckin' five big houses, so shut up.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, this is gonna be a good night.

Joe plays guitar. He says he doesn’t play well, but he does. My sister plays harp and my younger brother plays drums. I always thought it would be brilliant to make one album together and call it Fuck the Corrs. But the fights would have made Liam and Noel Gallagher seem like pussycats.

The dream is borrowed You give it back tomorrow

Planet Brilliant by Stewart Stafford Verse 1: This is a radio broadcast from Planet Brilliant, You can only hear it now because I'm so resilient, Don't you ever tell me now that it can't be done, I'll be laughing at you when I'm number one. Verse 2: A meteor invitation from Planet Brilliant, Your intergalactic pirate, one-in-a-trillion, Help me sort my Mars from my Milky Ways, An interstellar party with no nights or days. Chorus: Planet Brilliant, my cosmic dream, Eternal big bang of a winning team, Roaring through the stars, high and free, Planet Brilliant - the galaxy of me, Got the man on the moon's jealous spite, Of this rockstar strutting in bright starlight. Verse 3: Welcome aboard this rocketship ride, To Planet Brilliant, no gravity wild side, A case of open minds over dark matter, Breakfast with stardust pancake batter. © 2025, Stewart Stafford. All rights reserved.

Prima che prendiate il telefono per spedirmi lo psicologo in cucina, sappiate che sono nel pieno di una crisi di mezza età. Mi sento come Liam Gallagher dopo una notte di follie, sia dentro che fuori, e potrei dirvi quanti anni, mesi, giorni e minuti sono passati dalla mia ultima esperienza sessuale. A detta di una rispettabile (leggi “dozzinale”) rivista per signore, si tratta di un comportamento tipico delle donne single della mia età. L’avere una crisi di mezza età, intendo. Vi capita mai di pensare: “E se la vita fosse tutta qua?”. Vi capita mai di contemplare la vostra situazione e domandarvi perché non siete una top model a Milano?