Laughter Is The Best Medicine Quotes

If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together.

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine was right - it's also the glue that holds friendships together. To laugh together at life's ridiculous turn of events makes those events bearable. To laugh at the funny things in life makes life wonderful. The real gift is having a friend to share…laughter with.

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.

You're going to make it; You're going to be at peace; You're going to create, and love, and laugh, and live; You're going to do great things.

It’s true that laughter really is cheap medicine. It’s a prescription anyone can afford. And best of all, you can fill it right now.

Are you a doctor?’ she asked. He looked up at her and smiled that disarming smile again. ‘I’m a joker, my lady, which is even better.’ ‘How is that better than a doctor?’ ‘Haven’t you ever heard that laughter is the best medicine?

When people are doing their utmost to upset you, it's probably best to just laugh at them.

If laughter is the best medicine, then why do we all have medicine cabinets full of stuff?

They say laughter is the best medicine. They lie. Its brownies. -E-card Jack

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.

Comedy is the finest drug, laughter is the best medicine.

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree. Plus, it’s free, has no bad side effects and is available to EVERYONE.

Life in These United States. Laughter Is the Best Medicine.

Laughter is the best medicine.

How strange, thought Perdu, that one laugh can wipe away so much hardship and suffering. A single laugh. And the years flow together and…away.

Laughter IS the BEST medicine! It’s FREE! You can overdose on it! It helps you embrace the insanities of life! It reduces stress, heals your body and relieves pain! It fights disease and cancer and strengthens the immune system! It eases your mind, it protects your heart and soothes your soul!

My condolences, you're still alive.

Without a sense of humour one's wisdom is but a rumour.

After being diagnose as bi-polar...I feel that laughter is the best medicine for all. I find that I can't write humorously and be depressed at the same time.:)

My journey will hopefully help others. Laughter is the best medicine. Be strong.

The worst part about being sick is not getting any sympathy from my wife. She says I have the "man-flu." The Urban Dictionary defines "man-flu" as "an illness that causes the male to be completely helpless and sicker than any other family member." In females it is known as a cold.

I am not trying to be funny, it is just that you're a joke.

Panicking never helps.

A good laughter is as uplifting as a good teaching, for it is simply meditation.

Tis good to laugh. Yer gotta laugh and laugh out loud,” said the leprechaun. “You can cry if you want to but laughin’s better.

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

Comedy is not the opposite of darkness, but its natural bedfellow. Pain makes laughter necessary; laughter makes pain tolerable.

Laughter is much better than anger.

Her joyful spirit would bring laughter and happiness to anyone in her life with the same natural ease that a rose blooms and sheds its perfume.

You inspire, you put a smile on someone's face, you make someone laugh or deeply touch a person's heart. We all have that in ourselves no matter how tough our journeys are.

Laughter is a balm for the afflicted, the best defense against despair, the only medicine for melancholy.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Don't, and the world laughs at you.

Laughter is a balm for the afflicted, the best defense against despair, the only medicine for melancholy. -Groucho Marx

That laughter, thought Ciri watching swarms of black birds flying eastwards, that laughter, shared and sincere, really brought us together, her and me.

I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.

Progress is nothing but the victory of laughter over dogma.

laughter is the best medicine in life, chocolate is the substitute!

Guess it's true that human nature is programmed to fight. And laughter is the best medicine for almost every problem.

Laughter is the best medicine!!!!!!!!

They say laughter is the best medicine. They lie. Its brownies.

Laughing about your mistakes and disappointments brings sweet humility and self-acceptance as you explore your inner world through spirituality, therapy, writing, art, or other creative work.

The biology of emotional freedom depends on getting your endorphins flowing and turning off your stress hormones. How you achieve this? Laughter, exercise, meditation and doing anything that makes you loved.

May your home be so holy with laughter that wounded birds lean against your door to listen and heal. – Richard Van Camp's Twitter and Facebook Posts, July 22, 2017 (Ma traduction en français : Que votre maison soit si bénie par le rire que les oiseaux blessés s’appuient contre votre porte pour écouter et guérir.)

hiring new staff at her public library, my daughter always asks applicants what sort of supervision they’d be most comfortable with. One genius answered, “I’ve always thought Superman’s X-ray vision would be cool.” — DAVE GLAUSER

Laughter really is the best medicine and there are no strict lines to be drawn for its use. You shouldn't assume you understand why someone is joking about something and you should never ever rob somebody of their sense of humor. You might just be taking away their lifeline.

As wondrous as life was, it was also full of sadness, and the best way to get past the sad parts and enjoy all the rest was to find the humor in even the darkness. Laughter wasn’t just a medicine for melancholy, but also a sword raised against evil. A laugh said, You can’t scare me into surrender, I’ll fight you hard to the end.

My wife and I were living in Cambridge, Massachusetts—the quintessential college town. Rushing through the supermarket checkout, we didn’t notice we were in a 12-item line and what we had was way over the limit. The weary cashier looked at all our groceries. “Are you from Harvard and can’t count or from MIT and can’t read?” — BRADFORD

Quit acting like everything is so serious. Most situations aren’t as bad as you fear, and those that are might benefit from a little laughter.

Laughter is a balm for the afflicted, the best defense against despair, the only medicine for melancholy.”’ ‘Who said that?’ she asked. ‘Shakespeare?’ ‘Groucho Marx, I

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.

I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.

I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.

Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

When your parents tell you to act your age and you have a 8 year old brother; Just point over to him and say "Can I act his age instead?

Roses are Red Violets are Violet Shut the Frick up Before I make you be Quiet

I am really, truly dead serious when I am just joking. But only if you're a joke would you mind my poking.

Most people should laugh more; and, when they laugh, laugh heartily.

Joking in the midst of disaster,’ she said. ‘“Laughter is a balm for the afflicted, the best defense against despair, the only medicine for melancholy.

From my travel blog @http://www.lwmcferrin.com/travel When faced with disaster, the best medicine is laughter.

We laughed about a lot of things that we should have taken more seriously. But no matter how serious or dangerous the situation was, we always found something to laugh about later on. It always seemed better to laugh than to cry. We had to laugh to keep from crying.

Now that I've declared my religion, namely, NUTTISM; I anoint myself, Mr. NUTS, as its MESSIAH. And you damn well bow to our god, Mr. NOT. He reveals that your pal up there too is naught! Dare not criticize the messiah - me! Or you'll be kicked in the nuts by my pal Mr. NOT.

She (My Mom) taught me that health was my greatest wealth. We spent memorable times laughing — the best medicine. Her actions instilled in me how to be a loving and attentive parent. My mom’s genuine gifts have amplified throughout my life. What more could one ask from a mother?

A scholar came to me the other day and said "sir, why do you laugh so much - you are an eminent thinker of our century - you should appear more serious and composed" - hearing this, I burst out in yet another brief laughter and then said to him gently "my dear sir, why can't I laugh in front of my people, my own kind, my humanity, whom I hold most dear - what do I have to hide with the veil of seriousness - I would rather infect another person with a bit of joy through my laughter, than make them desperately serious, with pompous words - a good laughter is as uplifting as a good teaching, for it is simply meditation.

Ian's eyes settled on him, his expression grim. He bypassed everything, coming to a stop in front of the nervous young male. “I want all of your medicines to relieve fever, including liquids and capsules. Plus, I want a thermometer, the best one you have, and make sure it's not rectal.” He narrowed his eyes at the wide-eyed clerk in front of him. “I don't do rectal, and I won't use anything that involves an ass.

I wouldn’t have thought she had that much to say,” Pandora agreed. “Perhaps it’s just that she’s never able to slide a word in edgewise,” West remarked blandly. A few seconds later, he was pelted with a shower of sugar lumps. “Girls,” Kathleen exclaimed indignantly. “Stop that at once! West, don’t you dare encourage them by laughing!” She sent a threatening glance at Devon, who was desperately trying to suppress his amusement. “Or you,” she said severely. “I won’t,” he promised, wincing and reflecting ruefully that whoever said laughter was the best medicine had never broken a rib.

Zelna was forced to put Carlos in a care facility a couple of years ago, and when she moved to Philadelphia to live with her daughter, we lost touch. I miss her–I miss the care centre–being around other people who knew exactly what I was going through. We’d often laugh about the crazy things our respective spouses or parents did or said. I remember Zelna cracking up when I told her about Reuben insisting on wearing his boxer shorts over his trousers, like he was auditioning for the role of a geriatric Superman. It wasn’t funny of course, but laughter can be the best medicine, don’t you think? If you don’t laugh, you’d cry.

If laughter is one of the best medicines in life...laughing at yourself is a conducive pill.

My god, Mr. NOT, would like to kiss your inherited fancy, the only God. Could you forward the address of your pal up there? If you do not, then, my personal fancy says it is my fundamental religious duty to religiously kick yours, and his ass!

I'd have kicked your ass as too your head were both not full of shit, butthead.

People who do not love dogs, know! When you've bitten dust and lying in your grave, a dog will come by and either crap or piss on you. Of course dogs may do the same on my grave too! But in doing so they'll be embracing me, but oh! they will surely be defecating on you.

Religious fundamentalists make me scratch my nuts. Makes me wonder. Are my nuts religious, or are the religious nuts? Or what?

My pal up there, Mr. NOT, has anointed me as the latest messiah. Yeah, just like that! So, don't you dare utter a word against your newest boss, or I'm gonna whup your fat ass.

If I were not a Punjabi, I'd be a candy or jalebi.

Happy New Year! May we all stop being the assholes we were the past year.

Laughter is the best medicine but a smile a day keeps struggles at bay

Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.

How's your humor? What can you do to have more humorous lines to use in the right place at the right time? I highly recommend it! Laughter is the best medicine indeed. Not only will you enjoy the experience yourself, but the people around you will enjoy the entertainment.

Best Medicine.”30 “If laughing is so good,” Kataria says he thought to himself, “why not start a laughter club?” (Roughly one-fourth of the good doctor’s sentences seem to include some variation of the “Why not?” formulation.)

We need laughter. We need joy. As parents, we need to facilitate that or so much of regular life will simply steal it from us. Make a point to find things that are funny and laugh at them. Find ways to laugh at yourselves when things don’t go exactly as you planned. Watch a funny movie or read a funny story or tell a stupid dad joke, but find a way to bring laughter into your home as often as you can. Even in the hard times, laughter is good medicine.

Life is but a laughing matter, Better die laughing than live crying.

So this funny incident happened a week ago. I was in a Departmental Store and I couldn't find what I was looking for and so went to the shop assistants who were two girls. Me: Is Moustache and Beard Wax available at this store? The two girls looking at me with surprise and asked: To remove your moustache and beard?

So this funny incident happened a week ago. I was in a Departmental Store and I couldn't find what I was looking for and so went to the shop assistants who were two girls. Me: Is Moustache and Beard Wax available at this store? The two girls looked at me with surprise and asked: To remove your moustache and beard?

So this funny incident happened a week ago. I was in a Departmental Store, and I couldn't find what I was looking for. So I went to the shop assistants who were two girls. Me: Is Moustache and Beard Wax available in this store? The two girls looked at me with surprise and asked: to remove your moustache and beard?

I've always heard that laughter is the best medicine, but I didn't truly believe it until then, surrounded by some of the people that loved me the most.

Staying healthy is like playing the long game in Monopoly. You've got to make those strategic moves now if you want to build those fancy hotels on Park Place later. So, instead of Boardwalk, think salad bowl. Swap out those late-night snacks for some shut-eye, hydrate like you're a plant on the verge of wilting, and get those steps in like you're auditioning for 'Dancing with the Stars.' And hey, if all else fails, remember: laughter is the best medicine. Stay healthy, stay happy!

I laugh at all gods, including dogs.

One of the most important resiliencies for adoptive parents of toddlers is nurturing their own sense of humor and playfulness. Laughter is medicine for the soul; it serves a restorative function; it helps people keep their perspective; and it even enhances attachment. One of my most prized possessions is a poem my daughter wrote for Mother’s Day when she was 11. In her poem, titled, “Why I Love My Mother,” she describes me as having “laughing eyes filled with love.” I can’t think of a better compliment.

Sometimes Laughter Is Not the Best Medicine. Doctor: Laughter is the best medicine, so we're stopping the chemo. Patient: What is this, Doc ~ some kind of fucking joke?

She had no scars to show for her happiness except her laughter lines

Families and friends who laugh together...have fun! Laughter is the best medicine and does your heart good.

Reframing your past painful experiences and seeing them in a humorous light takes away the power and emotional charge attached to the memory of the hurtful event.