Koala Man Quotes

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Golf is probably a CIA psyop. Think about it. Golf is the only thing that tames the wild FloridaMan. It turns even the hilariously hostile into the docile.
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Jarod Kintz (To be good at golf you must go full koala bear)
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Golfers flexing on other golfers for having Androids will never not be inadvertently hilarious. iPhones are also owned by Janitors, the job that's at the bottom of the perceived status pile, and I'd rather golf with a man who spends his time cleaning than a dirty pseudo snob.
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Jarod Kintz (To be good at golf you must go full koala bear)
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Manly snores rumble from my big-ass koala, and I think he’s drooling on me. I grin because he’s cute when he’s not being all domineering as hell.
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K. Webster (Dane)
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If they can put a man on the moon, why can’t they put a koala on the moon?
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Nathan Rabin (Weird Al: The Book)