Koala Man Quotes

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Manly snores rumble from my big-ass koala, and I think he’s drooling on me. I grin because he’s cute when he’s not being all domineering as hell.
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K. Webster (Dane)
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If they can put a man on the moon, why can’t they put a koala on the moon?
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Nathan Rabin (Weird Al: The Book)