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Scott Bathroom Tissue Rebate
Scott was offering a rebate
on their One-Ply Bathroom Tissue
with proof of purchase.
So I took a shit, wiped my ass,
stuck it in an envelope and mailed it to:
Kimberly-Clark Corporation,
351 Phelps Drive,
Irving, Texas 75038, U.S.A.
Dagummit! It's been a month now
and I still haven't got my $5 rebate.
I just knew that rebate-offer was full of shit.
I wasted a stamp!
I'm on my way to Irving, Texas right now
to shoot them hoodwinking,
hornswoggling crooks,
Kimberly and Clark.
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