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I was wearing a colorful, short cover-up over a royal blue bikini. I had on gold strappy sandals and I looked cute-as-fuck. Did I, however, look like I was about to go yachting with New York City’s upper elite? No. I probably would have fit in better at the Jersey Shore between Snooki and JWoww.
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R.S. Grey (The Allure of Julian Lefray (The Allure, #1))
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A homemade Italian meal…for a guy, it can be just as good as sex. Serve up with a nice loaf of Italian bread, cut thin and buttered. You can be dessert.
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Jenni "Jwoww" Farley (The Rules According to JWOWW: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb)