Jwoww Quotes

I was wearing a colorful, short cover-up over a royal blue bikini. I had on gold strappy sandals and I looked cute-as-fuck. Did I, however, look like I was about to go yachting with New York City’s upper elite? No. I probably would have fit in better at the Jersey Shore between Snooki and JWoww.

A homemade Italian meal…for a guy, it can be just as good as sex. Serve up with a nice loaf of Italian bread, cut thin and buttered. You can be dessert.