John Cooper Clarke Quotes

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As they used to say on Stingray: 'Anything can happen in the next half-hour'. I've always tried to live with that thought in mind.
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John Cooper Clarke (Ten Years in an Open Necked Shirt)
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Two ugly sisters from Fordham Took a walk one day out of boredom On the way back A sex maniac Jumped out of a bush and ignored 'em.
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John Cooper Clarke
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Poetry is not something you have to retire from
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To freeze the moment In seventeen syllables Is very diffic - Haiku No. 1
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John Cooper Clarke (The Luckiest Guy Alive)
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people mention murder the moment you arrive i’d consider killing you if i thought you were alive you’ve got this slippery quality it makes me think of phlegm and a dual personality i hate both of them
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John Cooper Clarke (Ten Years in an Open Necked Shirt)
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Hooker goes up to a Yorkshireman and sez: "Will you sleep with me for a Β£100?" He sez: "I'm not tired but I could do with the money".
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John Cooper Clarke
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I don't have any lifestyle advice.
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If I have a cup of coffee I'll sit down at a table. I hate that idea: eating on the go. It's like men wearing short trousers. Where will it end?
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John Cooper Clarke (Ten Years in an Open Necked Shirt)
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I embraced the minimalist lifestyle. It's been a long road. I got it down to a George Foreman Grill and a bottle of disinfectant.
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Tripe stand bloody fell over.
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John Cooper Clarke (Ten Years in an Open Necked Shirt)
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Five a.m. and mooching round Compartments in my brain Every corner occupied By garbage and disdain Down all day - up all night Beneath that energy draining light The Paperboy's Wife
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John Cooper Clarke (The Luckiest Guy Alive)
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Gary Cooper called to invite me to a dinner party he was giving for Clark Gable at his house. When I accepted and he asked if I would mind picking up Barbara Stanwyck, I was delighted. I had always thought she was one of the greatest. The Lady Eve and Double Indemnity are two of my favorite films and feature two of the many terrific performances she gave through the years. I arrived at her door promptly at 6:30 P.M., a huge bouquet of pink peonies in hand. The maid said she would be right down, took the flowers, and offered me a glass of champagne. Barbara came down a few minutes later, looking terrific in something silver and slinky. She carried on about the flowers as the maid brought them in and joined me for some champagne. I was anxious to get things off to a good start with the right kind of small talk, but unfortunately I was out of touch with the latest gossip. I asked how and where her husband was. An expletive told me how she felt about her husband: β€œThat son of a bitch ran off with some kraut starlet.” As I struggled to pull my foot out of my mouth, she started to laugh and said, β€œDon’t worry about it, baby, he’s not worth sweating over,” and the rest of the evening went like gangbusters. We arrived at 7:30 on the dot and were met at the door by Rocky, Mrs. Gary Cooper, who hugged Barbara and said, β€œHe’s going to be so glad to see you.” Cooper and Stanwyck had made a couple of great films together, Meet John Doe and Ball of Fire, the latter for Sam Goldwyn, whom she liked even though she referred to him as β€œthat tough old bastard.” Rocky sent Barbara out to the garden to see Coop, took my arm, and showed me around their lovely home. As we walked into the garden, I spotted him laughing with Barbara. Rocky took me over to meet him. He was tall, lean, warm, and friendly. The thing I remember most about him is the twinkle in his deep blue eyes, which were framed by thick dark lashes. He was a movie star.
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Farley Granger (Include Me Out: My Life from Goldwyn to Broadway)
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Without sounding arrogant, A Crafty Cigarette is keeping the spirit of The Jam alive, self-belief, being imaginative and having Mod sensibilities
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Matteo Sedazzari (A Crafty Cigarette – Tales of a Teenage Mod: Foreword by John Cooper Clarke)
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You Ain't Nothing but a Hedgehog'' You aint nothing but a hedge- hog Foragin' all the time You aint nothing but a hedge- hog Foragin' all the time You aint never pricked a predator You aint no porcupine.
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John Cooper Clarke
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To any old punks who’re reading this: yes, Chickentown is a shout-out to John Cooper Clark’s memorable song, β€œEvidently Chickentown,” a striking evocation of heroin withdrawal in small-town/suburban England in the 1970s and 1980s.
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Charles Stross (Quantum of Nightmares (Laundry Files #11; The New Management, #2))
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I can’t believe what I am seeing, a Vicar dancing like a lunatic to Madness, and no one apart from me finds this funny.
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Matteo Sedazzari (A Crafty Cigarette – Tales of a Teenage Mod: Foreword by John Cooper Clarke)