Jeff Dunham Walter Quotes

Jeff: You know, you don't have to do this. Walter: Yeah, I could get a real job. Jeff: What would you do? Walter: I wanna be a greeter at Wal-Mart. Walter: What the hell's so funny? Jeff: At Wal-Mart, what would be your opening line? Walter: Oh. Walter: Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your shit and get out! Walter: Have a nice day!

Walter: Do you see this lovely young lady sitting right here in the front row? Do you see her? Do you see her? Jeff: Yeah. Walter: Oh well!

Jeff Dunham- "Happy Holidays!" Walter the puppet- "You know, I've been wanting to say this for a few years: screw you it's merry Christmas." Jeff- "You know Walter, there are people of other faiths." Walter- "And their wrong!

Jeff- "A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet potato. Anything you'd like to add, Walter?" Walter- "Accept Jesus as your Savior or you'll burn in Hell for all eternity.