Jack Handey Quotes

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. —JACK HANDEY, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE WRITER
Sendhil Mullainathan (Scarcity: Why Having Too Little Means So Much)
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Jack Handey
Rohi Shetty (200 Humorous Tweetable Quotations: Funny Quotations to Cheer You Up and Make You Laugh)
A joke by fellow Texan and humorist Jack Handey sprang to mind: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did—in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
Jinx Schwartz (Just The Pits (Hetta Coffey Mystery, #5))
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that’s another weakness. - Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
David J. Rendall (The Freak Factor: Discovering Uniqueness by Flaunting Weakness)
As Jack Handey advised in one of his “Deep Thoughts” on Saturday Night Live, before you criticize people, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Adam M. Grant (Originals: How Non-Conformists Move the World)
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.
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If we’re friends, I’m only the funniest guy you know because you don’t know John Cleese.
Or Steve Martin. Or Jack Handey. Or, or, or, I could go on for Orafoura.
Jarod Kintz (At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.)