Iv Funny Quotes

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Thou mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!
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William Shakespeare
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Thou art a very ragged Wart.
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William Shakespeare (Henry IV, Part 2)
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Tobin," Mom said disapprovingly. She wasn't a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don't want your cancer surgeon to walk into the examination room and be like, "Guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'What'll ya have?' And the guy says, 'Whaddya got?' And the bartender says, 'I don't know what I got, but I know what you got: Stage IV melanoma.
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John Green (Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances)
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How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is't ago, Jack, since thou saw'st thien own knee?
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William Shakespeare (King Henry IV, Part 1)
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Hark, how hard he fetches breath.
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William Shakespeare (King Henry IV, Part 1)
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She wasn't a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don't want your cancer surgeon to walk into the examination room and be like, "Guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'What'll ya have?' And the guy says, 'Whaddaya got?' And the bartender says, 'I don't know what I got, but I know what you got: Stage IV melanoma.
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John Green (Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances)
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I have no idea what kind of weapon will be used in World War III. But World War IV will be fought with tentacles." - Koro Sensei
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Yusei Matsui (ๆš—ๆฎบๆ•™ๅฎค 1 [Ansatsu Kyoushitsu 1] (Assassination Classroom, #1))
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I've never understood America,"said the king. "Neither do we, sir. You might say we have two governments, kind of overlapping. First we have the elected government. It's Democratic or Republican, doesn't make much difference, and then there's corporation government." "They get along together, these governments?" "Sometimes," said Tod. "I don't understand it myself. You see, the elected government pretends to be democratic, and actually it is autocratic. The corporation governments pretend to be autocratic and they're all the time accusing the others of socialism. They hate socialism." "So I have heard," said Pippin. "Well, here's the funny thing, sir. You take a big corporation in America, say like General Motors or Du Pont or U.S. Steel. The thing they're most afraid of is socialism, and at the same time they themselves are socialist states." The king sat bolt upright. "Please?" he said. "Well, just look at it, sir. They've got medical care for employees and their families and accident insurance and retirement pensions, paid vacations -- even vacation places -- and they're beginning to get guaranteed pay over the year. The employees have representation in pretty nearly everything, even the color they paint the factories. As a matter of fact, they've got socialism that makes the USSR look silly. Our corporations make the U.S. Government seem like an absolute monarchy. Why, if the U.S. government tried to do one-tenth of what General Motors does, General Motors would go into armed revolt. It's what you might call a paradox sir.
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John Steinbeck (The Short Reign of Pippin IV)
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Breathe, Cassie, breathe. He has a good face. Not the face of someone who wants to hurt you. If he wanted to hurt you, he wouldn't have brought you here and stuck an IV in you to keep you hydrated, and the sheets feel nice and clean, and so what took your clothes and dressed you in this cotton nightie, what did you expect him to do? Your clothes were filthy, like you, only you're not anymore, and your skin smells a little like lilacs, which means holy Christ he BATHED you.
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Rick Yancey (The 5th Wave (The 5th Wave, #1))
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Si fortune me tormente, sperato me contento
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William Shakespeare (Henry IV, Parts One and Two (No Fear Shakespeare))
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Its funny how a chat with your best friend can alter the way you think about things. I really need to take a step back and re think some of my choices and how ivโ€™e handled some situations. I realize that I let too much slide by because I donโ€™t like to fight but somethings are just worth fighting for.
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Nitya Prakash
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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
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M. Prefontaine (The Big Book of Quotes: Funny, Inspirational and Motivational Quotes on Life, Love and Much Else (Quotes For Every Occasion 1))