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ARTIFACT ACCIDENTS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ground Floor (Cauldron explosion, wand backfiring, broom crashes, etc.) CREATURE-INDUCED INJURIES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . First Floor (Bites, stings, burns, embedded spines, etc.) MAGICAL BUGS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Second Floor (Contagious maladies, e.g., dragon pox, vanishing sickness, scrofungulus) POTION AND PLANT POISONING . . . . . . . . . . . . Third Floor (Rashes, regurgitation, uncontrollable giggling, etc.) SPELL DAMAGE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fourth Floor (Unliftable jinxes, hexes, and incorrectly applied charms, etc.) VISITORS’ TEAROOM AND HOSPITAL SHOP . . . Fifth Floor
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J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter, #5))