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If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husbandβs murder.β¨
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Dark Jar Tin Zoo (Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.)
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A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathersβ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana (The Use and Misuse of Children)
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A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it.
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Pawan Mishra (Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy)
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Some people will hate you for not loving them.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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True love is jealousy in disguise: A man cannot restrict his lover from going to the club because he hates her, he actually hates the men who would come around and touch her.
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Michael Bassey Johnson
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Most of a husbandβs life is spent in doing research on his wife.
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Pawan Mishra (Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy)
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Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Most women sell sex; most of them just donβt take cash (nor do they each sell to more than one βclientβ at a time).
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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You don't appreciate a faithful husband when you've got one,' said Tommy.
'All my friends tell me you never know with husbands,' said Tuppance.
'You have the wrong kind of friends,' said Tommy.
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Agatha Christie (Postern of Fate (Tommy and Tuppence Mysteries, #5))
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Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love, only because they do not want to have a reason or another reason to be jealous of the person who would eventually be their lover if they let go of them.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The easiest way to remember your future wifeβs birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some peopleβs self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid sheβll end up taking over.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when youβre right.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
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Ljupka Cvetanova (The New Land)
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An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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If God gives you a gift and you don't know what to do with it, it won't make you happy. Some of you God gave a wonderful husband but you can't make a home and some of you God gave a wonderful wife but you can't make a good husband. Some of you can't even unwrap the gift so that you can appreciate it.
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Patience Johnson (Why Does an Orderly God Allow Disorder)
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Why do people go to church on Sundays? A question that is very complicated because I know what the answer is supposed to be but I do not really know the answer.
. I think people go because it is a kind of tradition
. I think some goes because someone told them if tgey do not they might go to hell
. Maybe some go to look for a wife or husband βΊ
. Maybe some go to church to display their latest designer shoes or handbags
. Some goes just to please their Pastor
. Some people go to church because they love the music or the preaching
. Some goes because of some social reasons and friendship
. Some have it in their mind that they will experience the presence of God in the church
. Some goes to church because of miracle
. Some goes to church when they are expecting something maybe child, comfort, marriage, work etc.
. Some felt it is an obligation to give God a day out of the seven days he created
Let me tell you that church is not there to entertain you, Ephesians 3:20... there are things going on in the church that some people barely know about.
Ask yourself today why do I go to church. I am sure a sincere answer will help you.
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Patience Johnson (Why Does an Orderly God Allow Disorder)
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She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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Be calm on your wedding day; she wonβt kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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Money can't buy love, except on Valentineβs Day.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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Unless it is you, finding out who your loverβs dream lover is is a nightmare.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit sheβs right.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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Opposities are married.
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Ljupka Cvetanova (The New Land)
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The worldβs most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.
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Matshona Dhliwayo
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Animals tend to be the most sensitive to the supernatural. They're usually the first family members to detect a haunting, followed by the kids, the wife, and the husband, in that order.
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J.L. Bryan (Maze of Souls (Ellie Jordan, Ghost Trapper #6))
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Gossiping with Aparna Mahadani is great. I can tell her whatever I want and she won't tell anyone because she never listens to me.
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Bhushan Mahadani
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Women come and go. The wives stay.
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Ljupka Cvetanova (Yet Another New Land)
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Happiness knocks on her door every time her husband is not at home.
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Ljupka Cvetanova (Yet Another New Land)