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My spouse is my shield, my spouse is my strength.
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Amit Kalantri (Wealth of Words)
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We had more fun waiting in line together at the Department of Motor Vehicles than most couples have on their honeymoons. We gave each other same nickname, so there would be no separation between us. We made goals, vows, promises and dinner together. He read books to me...
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Elizabeth Gilbert (Eat, Pray, Love)
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You're perfect for each other, she had insisted. "both of you act like you're already retired, always stuck at home reading books.
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Azadeh Moaveni (Honeymoon in Tehran: Two Years of Love and Danger in Iran)
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I'm not afraid of death, I'm just not sure there is life after the honeymoon.
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Jarod Kintz (This Book is Not for Sale)
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Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
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James Evans (My Zombie Honeymoon: Love in the Age of Zombies Book One)
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I expected to feel only empty and heartbroken after Paul died. It never occurred to me that you could love someone the same way after he was gone, that I would continue to feel such love and gratitude alongside the terrible sorrow, the grief so heavy that at times I shiver and moan under the weight of it. Paul is gone, and I miss him acutely nearly every moment, but I somehow feel I’m still taking part in the life we created together. “Bereavement is not the truncation of married love,” C. S. Lewis wrote, “but one of its regular phases—like the honeymoon. What we want is to live our marriage well and faithfully through that phase too.” Caring for our daughter, nurturing relationships with family, publishing this book, pursuing meaningful work, visiting Paul’s grave, grieving and honoring him, persisting…my love goes on—lives on—in a way I’d never expected.
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Paul Kalanithi (When Breath Becomes Air)
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Still, he stats, thrashing his head around like he's arguing. His squeals sound contrary even to Galen's untrained ears. The poor creature doesn't realize how close to foot tapping Emma is, but Galen recognizes that stiff stance of impatience. It's the same one she directed at him when they first met on this very beach. The same one she directed at Toraf when she informed him that Rayna could live with her. The same one she directed at Rachel when she booked the honeymoon suite for the two of them.
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Anna Banks (Of Poseidon (The Syrena Legacy, #1))
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Does it please you?” Christopher asked, smiling as he saw Beatrix’s excitement.
“How could it not?” she asked, turning a slow circle to view everything.
“It’s a rather humble place for a honeymoon,” Christopher said, smiling as she bounded to him and threw her arms around his neck. “I could take you anywhere--Paris, Florence--”
“As I told you before, I want a quiet, snug place.” Beatrix pressed impulsive kisses on his face. “Books…wine…long walks…and you. It’s the most wonderful place in the world. I’m already sorry to leave.”
He chuckled, endeavoring to catch her mouth with his own. “We don’t have to leave for two weeks.” After he captured her lips in a long, searing kiss, Beatrix melted against him and sighed.
“How could ordinary life possibly compare to this?”
“Ordinary life will be just as wonderful,” he whispered. “As long as you’re there.
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Lisa Kleypas (Love in the Afternoon (The Hathaways, #5))
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If you wish to go. And I suspect you do, if only to castigate me on other continents. There’s an idea. Come with me to Tahiti and insult me on a white sand beach. Berate me on a South American mountaintop—so loudly, the echo sets off an avalanche.”
Despite all her intentions to dampen it, a flame of excitement kindled in her heart. And then he threw a log on the fire. “Aside from a thrilling honeymoon, you must admit it would make quite a book.”
Curse the man. He understood exactly how to tempt her.
“Just imagine the memoir. You could call it Lord Ashwood’s Ship Has Sailed. I’m certain the reading public would be fascinated.
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Tessa Dare (Lord Dashwood Missed Out (Spindle Cove, #4.5))
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But the launching had been a great success and now that the Space Hotel was safely in orbit, there was a tremendous hustle and bustle to send up the first guests. It was rumored that the President of the United States himself was going to be among the first to stay in the hotel, and of course there was a mad rush by all sorts of other people across the world to book rooms. Several kings and queens had cabled the White House in Washington for reservations, and a Texas millionaire called Orson Cart, who was about to marry a Hollywood starlet called Helen Highwater, was offering one hundred thousand dollars a day for the honeymoon suite. But you cannot send guests to a hotel unless there are lots of people there to look after them, and that explains why there was yet another interesting object orbiting the earth at that moment. This was the large Commuter Capsule containing the entire staff for Space Hotel “U.S.A.” There were managers, assistant managers, desk clerks, waitresses, bellhops, chambermaids, pastry chefs and hall porters. The capsule they were traveling in was manned by the three famous astronauts, Shuckworth, Shanks and Showler, all of them handsome, clever and brave. “In exactly one hour,” said Shuckworth,
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Roald Dahl (Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator (Charlie Bucket, #2))
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Fresh start. Day two, socks around my ankles, way down, two Maori boys approached me before I could get to my desk. Probelm solved. That day and in the many enjoyable ones that followed, my classmates asked me dozen of questions about America, while detailing essential subjects for a New Zealand boy in 1976, including lollies, meat pies and chips, cricket and rugby, ABBA and Tintin comic books, and why their relatives with tattoos on their face did that funy dance while sticking out their tounges.
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Franz Wisner (Honeymoon with My Brother)
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We went to Paris for our honey—” I trail off. God. I cannot believe I just said that out loud.
He stops. “You’re telling me you dreamed about our honeymoon?”
I should be too upset by what this MRI might uncover to be capable of humiliation right now, but I’m not. I feel the heat in my face and there is no way to stop it. “No comment.”
He raises a brow, holding the elevator door open and following me in. “Oh, you’re not getting off that easily. If we had a honeymoon in Paris, I need to hear all about it. What did we do?”
I roll my eyes, trying hard not to smile. “It was December and cold as hell, and we were there on our honeymoon. What do you think we did?”
He laughs. “Wow. Any other glamorous trips where we never left the hotel?
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Elizabeth O'Roark (Parallel (The Parallel Duet Book 1))
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The Clipper pulled away from its moorage, entered Long Island Sound off Queens, and began its takeoff run, bumping across a mile-long fetch of open water before at last lifting off, shedding water like a breaching whale. With a cruising speed of 145 miles per hour, the plane would need about six hours to reach its first stop, Bermuda. It flew at eight thousand feet, which pretty much ensured that it would encounter every cloud and storm in its path. There would be turbulence but also luxury. White-jacketed stewards served full meals on china in a dining compartment with tables, chairs, and tablecloths. At dinner men wore suits, women dresses; at night the stewards made up beds in curtained berths. Honeymooners could book a private suite in the plane’s tail and swoon at the moonglade on the sea below.
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Erik Larson (The Splendid and the Vile: A Saga of Churchill, Family, and Defiance During the Blitz)
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He had only three days off, which meant our honeymoon was only two days. We went to Lake Tahoe, and one of the highlights was a snowmobile tour in the mountains. In theory, we had to ride our separate vehicles very placidly, with no horsing around. But Chris-or maybe it was me-discovered that by maneuvering carefully, it was possible to splash up a lot of snow, and as we went up to the top we managed to cover each other with snow. It was the sort of simple joy you vow to repeat as often as you can, even as you realize the moment will be impossible to duplicate.
They were a great two days, though I wished there were more.
I happened to be reading a book around that time that theorized that humans live through many lives. I asked Chris what he thought about the concept. Did he think he had many past lives?
“Oh, I don’t know,” he said. “That’s not in the Bible.”
“No, it’s not.”
“I guess anything’s possible,” he told me after a little thought. “I don’t think we have all the answers. But I do know this: if we get more than one life, I can’t wait to spend the rest of them with you.
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Taya Kyle (American Wife: Love, War, Faith, and Renewal)
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When the attendant at Britz Rentals of Australia whipped around in our prepaid-in-full honeymoon car, my eyes grew wide and I knew we were in trouble. It was an SUV, yes, and a Toyota Land Cruiser at that--just as Marlboro Man had ordered. It was white and clean and very shiny. And painted in huge bright orange and royal blue lettering across the hood, the roof, all four doors, and the tailgate of the vehicle, were scrawled the enormous words: BRITZ RENTALS OF AUSTRALIA.
I could see Marlboro Man’s jaw muscles flex as he beheld his worst nightmare playing out in front of his eyes. He could hardly even bear to gaze upon such an attention-grabbing abomination, let alone conceive of driving it all over an entire continent. Unfortunately, our last-minute attempts to trade to another vehicle proved to be futile; even if Britz hadn’t been completely booked that week, it wouldn’t have mattered anyway. Every single car in their fleet was smeared with the exact same orange and blue promotional graffiti.
Having no other transportational alternative, we set off on our drive, a black cloud of conspicuousness and, in Marlboro Man’s case, dread following us everywhere we went. Being an attention-seeking middle child, I didn’t really mind it much. But for Marlboro Man, this was more than his makeup was programmed to handle. As far as he was concerned, we were the Griswolds, and the Land Cruiser was our Family Truckster.
It was a pox on what might have been the perfect honeymoon.
Except for my inner ear disturbance. And the vomiting. And the slightly marsupial undertone to the hamburgers.
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Ree Drummond (The Pioneer Woman: Black Heels to Tractor Wheels)
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Today—June the first—Robin was able to say for the first time: “I’m getting married next month.” July the second suddenly seemed very close. The dressmaker back in Harrogate wanted a final fitting, but she had no idea when she would be able to fit in a trip home. At least she had her shoes. Her mother was taking the RSVPs and updating her regularly on the guest list. Robin felt strangely disconnected from it all. Her tedious hours of surveillance in Catford Broadway, staking out the flat over the chip shop, were a world away from queries on the flowers, who should sit beside whom at the reception, and (this last from Matthew) whether or not she had yet asked Strike for the fortnight off for the honeymoon, which Matthew had booked and which was to be a surprise
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Robert Galbraith (Career of Evil (Cormoran Strike, #3))
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back, change into something formal. I’m taking you out to the most famous restaurant in all of Paris,’ he said proudly. She giggled. Listening to him make every effort to be the romantic tickled her to bits. Though she was a seasoned and toughened law enforcement agent, she still wasn’t beyond feeling giddy when it came to Pope’s courting efforts. For their long overdue holiday, a honeymoon-before-the-wedding kind of thing, Pope splashed out. The sky was the limit. Five months ago, when he asked her where she wanted to go, she had said Paris. So, Paris it had to be. There were no ifs or buts. And they were going to do it in style. He booked them a room at the Banke Hôtel for the entire duration of their stay. Luckily, he got it at a special rate, otherwise a Federal employee like him wouldn’t have been able to stretch the budget that far. Housed in a former bank, the Baroque revival hotel had an ornate columned façade. The interior was grand in scale and lavishly decorated. The room didn’t disappoint. Charming period detailing had been retained; in their
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Jack O. Daniel (Scorched)
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Where then did I get my longing to see the world, my fetish for printed paper, my love of books, and above all that burning desire to leave Florence, to travel, to go to the ends of earth? Where did I get this yearning for always being somewhere else?
Certainly not from my parents, with their deep roots in the city where they were born and grew up, which they had left only once, for their honeymoon in Prato -- ten miles away.
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Tiziano Terzani
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Briefly, this human belief in a sexual bond rests on a principle of which the modern mind has made a very inadequate study. It is, perhaps, most nearly paralleled by the principle of the second wind in walking. The principle is this: that in everything worth having, even in every pleasure, there is a point of pain or tedium that must be survived, so that the pleasure may revive and endure. The joy of battle comes after the first fear of death; the joy of reading Virgil comes after the bore of learning him; the glow of the sea–bather comes after the icy shock of the sea bath; and the success of the marriage comes after the failure of the honeymoon. All
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G.K. Chesterton (The G.K. Chesterton Collection [34 Books])
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When she met and fell in love with Paulo, a fellow student in grad school, Lima wasn’t interested in becoming a wife; she wanted to build an empire. She wrote in her bestselling book Believe IT, “I grew up believing that men hold women back, and that belief transitioned into the conviction that I didn’t want to get married.”17 Yet she was so in love with Paulo that, sensing deeply that she belonged with him, she surprised herself by answering yes when he proposed. “My intuition [to marry Paulo] shocked the heck out of me. . . . I set aside my fear and doubt to follow it.”18 Together, they worked on the business plan for her company while traveling for their honeymoon in 2007.
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Josh Axe (Think This, Not That: 12 Mindshifts to Breakthrough Limiting Beliefs and Become Who You Were Born to Be)
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The next morning, while everyone else sat in the waiting area, Mia and I met with the doctor.
“Well, I have good news and bad news,” Dr. Genecov said. “The bad news is that she needs this surgery, and we need to get it on the books right now. The good news is that I’ve worked with a company to invent a new device. Instead of using the halo, I can now do everything internally.”
What? Did I just hear what I think I heard?
He continued talking, but I honestly didn’t hear anything for the next few seconds while I tried to process this new information.
Seriously? I can’t believe this! I thought. Where did this come from? I knew he was working on a better bone graft procedure before we needed it, but this just came out of nowhere! I tried my best to hold myself together. All I wanted to do was call Jase and tell him this news. Actually, I wanted to climb the nearest mountain (if there were mountains in Dallas) and shout it from the top of my lungs!
After thanking him profusely, Mia and I walked down the hall for our appointment with Dr. Sperry.
“Do you know what you just avoided?” Dr. Sperry asked, grinning from ear to ear. “A shaved head, the intensive care unit for a week, and a much longer recovery period.”
That was it. I couldn’t hold back any longer and let my tears flow. Mia looked at me in surprise. If I was embarrassing her, I didn’t care. It was for a good reason.
“Dr. Genecov has been working hard to perfect this procedure, and he has done it one time so far.” She looked right at Mia and said, “And I’m convinced he did that one to get ready for you.”
Mia smiled and said, “Cool.”
Mia had enjoyed her honeymoon period. She felt no stress or anxiety about the future, which was a great blessing. I was thankful that I had not told her about the distraction surgery and glad that my eleven-year-old daughter didn’t understand all that she had been spared because of this development.
When I filled in my mom, Bonny, and Tori on this unexpected and exhilarating news, they all gasped, then shouted and hugged me.
All I could think of was how grateful I was to my Father in heaven. He had done this. Why? I don’t know. But I knew He had chosen this moment for Dr. Genecov to perfect a new invention that would spare my daughter, at this exact time in her life, the ordeal of a device that would have been surgically screwed into her skull.
After getting to the parking lot, I immediately called Jase with this incredible news. Like me, he was having a hard time wrapping his head around it.
“How many of these has he done?”
I hesitated, then said, “One.”
“One? He’s done one? I don’t know about this, Missy.”
I quickly reminded him of Dr. Genecov’s success in the new bone graft surgery and said, “Babe, I think it’s worth the risk. He’s proven to us just how good he is.”
Jase is not one to make a quick decision about anything, but before our phone call ended, he agreed that we should move forward with the surgery.
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Missy Robertson (Blessed, Blessed ... Blessed: The Untold Story of Our Family's Fight to Love Hard, Stay Strong, and Keep the Faith When Life Can't Be Fixed)
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He was like the Great Santini of the Strand. Few people could take him on; he was so well-read and had a memory that could retain every detail of everything he'd ever read, as well as jokes, lyrics, arias, names of store owners he'd met on his honeymoon in Paris, names of restaurants where gangsters were gunned down in 1924. He could quote lines from books he disliked better than you could quote lines from what you claimed was your favorite book of all time.
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Jeanne Darst (Fiction Ruined My Family: A Memoir)
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I took out my Kindle and began to read one of my many books. I often couldn’t help myself when BookBub sent me those daily emails with bargain books. I’d almost become a book addict. I personally liked to have my Kindle read my books to me.
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Madison Johns (High Seas Honeymoon (Agnes Barton Senior Sleuths Mystery, #7))
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We have met the enemy and he is us.”—Walt Kelly (Pogo)
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James Evans (My Zombie Honeymoon: Love in the Age of Zombies Book One)
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The day after our wedding, we flew off on honeymoon. I had recklessly waited until two days before our wedding to book the holiday, in the hope that I would get some great last-minute deal somewhere.
Always a dangerous tactic.
I pretended to Shara that it was a surprise.
But, predictably, those “great deals” were a bit thin on the ground that week. The best I could find was a one-star package holiday, at a resort near Cancun in Mexico.
It was bliss being together, but there was no hiding the fact that the hotel sucked. We got put in a room right next to the sewer outlet--which gave us a cracking smell to enjoy every evening as we sat looking out at the…maintenance shed opposite.
As lunch wasn’t included in the one-star package, we started stockpiling the breakfasts. A couple of rolls down the jersey sleeve, and a yogurt and banana in Shara’s handbag. Then back to the hammock for books, kissing, and another whiff of sewage.
When we returned to the UK it was a freezing cold January day. Shara was tired, but we were both excited to get onto our nice, warm, centrally heated barge.
It was to be our first night in our own home.
I had asked Annabel, Shara’s sister, to put the heating on before we arrived, and some food in the fridge. She had done so perfectly.
What she didn’t know, though, was that the boiler packed in soon after she left.
By the time Shara and I made it to the quayside on the Thames, it was dark. Our breath was coming out as clouds of vapor in the freezing air. I picked Shara up and carried her up the steps onto the boat.
We opened the door and looked at each other. Surprised.
It was literally like stepping into a deep freeze. Old iron boats are like that in winter. The cold water around them means that, without heating, they are Baltically cold. We fumbled our way, still all wrapped up, into the bowels of the boat and the boiler room.
Shara looked at me, then at the silent, cold boiler.
No doubt she questioned how smart both choices had really been.
So there we were.
No money, and freezing cold--but happy and together.
That night, all wrapped up in blankets, I made a simple promise to Shara: I would love her and look after her, every day of our life together--and along the way we would have one hell of an adventure.
Little did either of us realize, but this was really just the beginning.
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Bear Grylls (Mud, Sweat and Tears)
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The rogue band attacked at dawn. By then we had hidden the children in the top limbs of the tallest trees we could find and sent out a group to hide, a group which included half the Russians. The plan was for them to flank the attackers. Jeannie and Robert led them; that was their honeymoon, I guess.
Slatton, Traci L. (2011-07-12). Fallen (After Book 1) (p. 206). Parvati Press. Kindle Edition.
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Traci L. Slatton (Fallen (The After Series))
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To love someone is to set yourself up for heartache. It
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James K. Evans (My Zombie Honeymoon: Love in the Age of Zombies Book One)
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the water sounds like fall. Less celebratory, more resigned.
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James Evans (My Zombie Honeymoon: Love in the Age of Zombies Book One)
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if we had some bacon, we could have some bacon and eggs, if we had some eggs!
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James Evans (My Zombie Honeymoon: Love in the Age of Zombies Book One)
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I’d rather have the memories and be sad than to not have the memories at all.
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James Evans (My Zombie Honeymoon: Love in the Age of Zombies Book One)
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if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone?
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James Evans (My Zombie Honeymoon: Love in the Age of Zombies Book One)
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I don’t want to start speculating. First we need facts.” I
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James Evans (My Zombie Honeymoon: Love in the Age of Zombies Book One)
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The fatality rate is 100%. But then things get very weird.
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James Evans (My Zombie Honeymoon: Love in the Age of Zombies Book One)
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Zombie Blood hot sauce (“Reanimate Your Taste Buds”). He
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James K. Evans (My Zombie Honeymoon: Love in the Age of Zombies Book One)
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The darkness took on that shade of muted blue particular to snowy nights.
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James K. Evans (My Zombie Honeymoon: Love in the Age of Zombies Book One)
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You’re hard again.” “Is that a problem?” “No. I was just thinking the amount of sex we have is disgusting. Maybe we should get a hobby.” “You are my favorite disgusting hobby,” I tell her as I slide into my favorite place, my home.
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Chelle Rose (Liam and Mercy: The Wedding, Honeymoon and Beyond... (Forbidden Desires Book 3))
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Listen to me, baby girl. Hear me. From the first time I was inside you there could be no other woman even when we were not together. I’ve never wanted another woman since I saw you in the On-Call Room. There is no other, there will be no other.” I thrust into her slowly, and she moans. “You own my heart, my body, my soul. My wife, you are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, inside and out. This pussy is home to me. You are home to me. I never want to be anywhere else.
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Chelle Rose (Liam and Mercy: The Wedding, Honeymoon and Beyond... (Forbidden Desires Book 3))
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The bee flew past, buzzing loudly. They could feel the wind from its wings as it zoomed into the bee nest. Kate furrowed her brow. “I don’t know, they seem to ignore us like regular bees would.” “Yeah,” Jack said, “they are bee-having normally.” Kate giggled. “Bee-hiving normally.” “But they DO have red eyes,” Mom said, “maybe they’ve been bee-witched!” Dad groaned at Mom. “You too?” “What's wrong hub-bee?” Mom asked with a smirk. Dad rolled his eyes. “No more please!” “What?” Mom said, “can’t you tell that I’ve POLLEN in love with you?” Dad covered his ears, and the kids laughed. Mom continued. “Because you’re my honey.” Dad cringed again. “Dad,” Jack said, “if you don’t like her jokes tell her to buzz off.” Kate laughed. “Yeah, maybe you guys aren't in the... HONEY-moon phase anymore.” “Don’t be a bay-bee,” Mom said to Dad, “bee positive!” “AAAH!” Dad yelled. “Stop, stop!” “What’s wrong?” Mom asked, “Do these jokes sting?” Jack and Kate cracked up and even Mom started laughing her head off while Dad stood there with his hands over his ears saying, “Lalala! I can’t hear you!” When he noticed they had all stopped talking, he took his hands down. “Finally. You guys were bee-ing annoying.” They had a final laugh, then walked closer to the bee nest, to get a better look. Mom tapped Dad on the shoulder. “Do you like my hair today?” Dad looked confused for a moment. “Uh... yes? It's very nice. You always look nice.” Mom smiled at him. “Thank you dear, I just wanted to know if I needed to honeycomb it.
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Pixel Ate (The Accidental Minecraft Family: MegaBlock 3 Edition (Books 9-12) (The Accidental Minecraft Family Megablock))
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If there’s an opposite of a honeymoon, it’s the week after a couples first child is born. No matter how hard they try, no matter how pure their intentions... everything will go wrong.
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Brian K. Vaughan (Saga, Book One)
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The first step began in the Caribbean when I experienced the scientific epiphany I described in my first book, The Biology of Belief. While mulling over my research on cells, I realized that cells are not controlled by genes and neither are we. That eureka instant was the beginning of my transition, as I chronicled in that book, from an agnostic scientist into a Rumi-quoting scientist who believes that we all have the capacity to create our own Heaven on Earth and that eternal life transcends the body.
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Bruce H. Lipton (The Honeymoon Effect: The Science of Creating Heaven on Earth)
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By the time we get back from our honeymoon, you’re going to be growing our first little devil. It’s going to be so fucking beautiful.
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Tracy Lorraine (Knight's Ridge Destiny (Knight's Ridge Empire Book 19))
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I liked that used books brought with them their own history—every dog-ear, every stain, every crease. Maybe a book was slightly faded because someone had left it in the sun on their honeymoon. Maybe page ninety-eight was turned at the corner because it contained a glorious insult, or the perfect romantic turn of phrase. Maybe the person who’d highlighted nearly every line had graduated at the top of her class. Secondhand books could have lived in tiny walk-ups or hotel rooms or the White House—or, here, even in Balmoral Castle itself. Each book was a mystery, its secrets hidden in plain sight.
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Heather Cocks (The Heir Affair (Royal We, # 2))
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even in our late forties, we get to be the glamorous young couple on board, like newlyweds on honeymoon. Human beings never were more lovely, more perfect in motion.
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Tim Kreider (I Wrote This Book Because I Love You: Essays)
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Nora rambled and, a few times, corrected herself. Other times she spoke with great clarity. As she’d read in books on forensic psychology, the major similarity among “grief-stricken” people was their ever-shifting cognitive and emotional states.
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James Patterson (Honeymoon (Honeymoon #1))
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Books, counsellor, experience advice, and ancient wisdom are nuggets that will revitalise your love life.
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Wisdom Kwashie Mensah (THE HONEYMOON: A SACRED AND UNFORGETTABLE SAVOUR OF A BLISSFUL MARITAL JOURNEY)
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What's wrong hub-bee?” Mom asked with a smirk. Dad rolled his eyes. “No more please!” “What?” Mom said, “can’t you tell that I’ve POLLEN in love with you?” Dad covered his ears, and the kids laughed. Mom continued. “Because you’re my honey.” Dad cringed again. “Dad,” Jack said, “if you don’t like her jokes tell her to buzz off.” Kate laughed. “Yeah, maybe you guys aren't in the... HONEY-moon phase anymore.” “Don’t be a bay-bee,” Mom said to Dad, “bee positive!” “AAAH!” Dad yelled. “Stop, stop!” “What’s wrong?” Mom asked, “Do these jokes sting?” Jack and Kate cracked up and even Mom started laughing her head off while Dad stood there with his hands over his ears saying, “Lalala! I can’t hear you!
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Pixel Ate (The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 11)
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Yeah,” Jack said, “they are bee-having normally.” Kate giggled. “Bee-hiving normally.” “But they DO have red eyes,” Mom said, “maybe they’ve been bee-witched!” Dad groaned at Mom. “You too?” “What's wrong hub-bee?” Mom asked with a smirk. Dad rolled his eyes. “No more please!” “What?” Mom said, “can’t you tell that I’ve POLLEN in love with you?” Dad covered his ears, and the kids laughed. Mom continued. “Because you’re my honey.” Dad cringed again. “Dad,” Jack said, “if you don’t like her jokes tell her to buzz off.” Kate laughed. “Yeah, maybe you guys aren't in the... HONEY-moon phase anymore.” “Don’t be a bay-bee,” Mom said to Dad, “bee positive!” “AAAH!” Dad yelled. “Stop, stop!” “What’s wrong?” Mom asked, “Do these jokes sting?” Jack and Kate cracked up and even Mom started laughing her head off while Dad stood there with his hands over his ears saying, “Lalala! I can’t hear you!
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Pixel Ate (The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 11)
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It’s Room 525 that has been said to be most haunted. Two brides who were on their honeymoon both killed themselves in the bathtub of Room 525. These incidents allegedly took place twenty years apart. The “suicide brides” are said to haunt the room, causing flickering lights, random noises, knocking, and other disturbances that have seriously creeped out guests. Some have even claimed to see apparitions. Are you still wondering if it’s haunted? The best way to find out is to stay there for yourself.
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Bill O'Neill (The Great Book of Texas: The Crazy History of Texas with Amazing Random Facts & Trivia (A Trivia Nerds Guide to the History of the United States 1))
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She knew he was sounding out the hard words—they practiced that every night, and he was getting better and better. Now he had actually picked up a book by himself and started reading. It was a breakthrough, and she should be thrilled for him. But the thrill was tempered by the sour-looking woman behind the shop's counter. "It'll be a little while," the
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Barbara Cool Lee (The Honeymoon Cottage (Pajaro Bay, #1))