Holly Jolly Christmas Quotes

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It's supposed to be jolly, with mistletoe and holly... and other things ending in olly.
Terry Pratchett (Hogfather)
As she stood there looking about, that radio sound resolved into the bluff baritone of Burl Ives, encouraging all the world to have a holly jolly Christmas, and never mind it was the third week of March. The voice was coming from the attached garage, a dingy building with a single roll-up door and four square windows looking into it, milky with filth.
Joe Hill (NOS4A2)
Gingerbread had always been Helen’s favorite. And that made sense. After all, Christmas was Helen’s favorite time of year.
J.K. Franko Jr. (Holly Jolly: Campfire Stories)
thought it was Mike who was sobbing. The poor guy! And then there was the time the magic wind switcherooed Katie into Slinky, class 4A’s pet snake. Just thinking about shedding Slinky’s skin still made her itch. Most fourth-grade girls don’t shed. The magic wind was the reason Katie didn’t make wishes anymore. She knew what kinds of weird things could happen if they came true. But she still really, really wanted a Christmas tree, even if she couldn’t wish for one. Luckily, Katie didn’t have to wish this time. Instead, Nick said, “I think we should go to a tree farm and pick one out.
Nancy E. Krulik (Holly's Jolly Christmas (Katie Kazoo, Switcheroo, Super Special))
A Holly Jolly Christmas by Burl Ives was playing from a plugged-in plastic radio behind the counter, but the tune did nothing to ease the tension in the room.
Sergio Gomez (The Visitor)
Holly Berries A Confederate Christmas Story by Refugitta There was, first, behind the clear crystal pane, a mammoth turkey, so fat that it must have submitted to be killed from sheer inability to eat and move, hung all around with sausage balls and embowered in crisp white celery with its feathered tops. Many a belated housekeeper or father of a family, passing by, cast loving glances at the monster bird, and turned away with their hands on depleted purses and arms full of brown paper parcels. Then there were straw baskets of eggs, white and shining with the delightful prospect of translation into future eggnogs; pale yellow butter stamped with ears of corn, bee hives, and statuesque cows with their tails in an attitude. But these were all substantials, and the principal attraction was the opposition window, where great pyramids of golden oranges, scaly brown pineapples, festoons of bananas, boxes of figs and raisins with their covers thrown temptingly aside, foreign sauces and pickles, cheeses, and gilded walnuts were arranged in picturesque regularity, jut, as it seemed, almost within reach of one’s olfactories and mouth, until a closer proximity realized the fact of that thick plate glass between. Inside it was just the same: there were barrels and boxes in a perfect wilderness; curious old foreign packages and chests, savory of rare teas and rarer jellies; cinnamon odors like gales from Araby meeting you at every turn; but yet everything, from the shining mahogany counter under the brilliant gaslight, up to the broad, clean, round face of the jolly grocer Pin, was so neat and orderly and inviting that you felt inclined to believe yourself requested to come in and take off things by the pocketful, without paying a solitary cent. I acknowledge that it was an unreasonable distribution of favors for Mr. Pin to own, all to himself, this abundance of good things. Now, in my opinion, little children ought to be the shop keepers when there are apples and oranges to be sold, and I know they will all agree with me, for I well remember my earliest ambition was that my papa would turn confectioner, and then I could eat my way right through the store. But our friend John Pin was an appreciative person, and not by any means forgetful of his benefits. All day long and throughout the short afternoon, his domain had been thronged with busy buyers, old and young, and himself and his assistant (a meager-looking young man of about the dimensions of a knitting needle) constantly employed in supplying their demands. From the Southern Illustrated News.
Philip van Doren Stern (The Civil War Christmas Album)
I know that many people including our President insist that it be called the Christmas Season. I’ll be the first in line to say that it works for me however that’s not what it is. We hint at its coming on Halloween when the little tykes take over wandering the neighborhood begging for candy and coins. In this day and age the idea of children wandering the streets threatening people with “Trick or Treat!” just isn’t a good idea. In most cases parents go with them encouraging their offspring’s to politely ask “Anything for Halloween.” An added layer of security occurs when the children are herded into one room to party with friends. It’s all good, safe fun and usually there is enough candy for all of their teeth to rot before they have a chance to grow new ones. Forgotten is the concept that it is a three day observance of those that have passed before us and are considered saints or martyrs. Next we celebrate Thanksgiving, a national holiday (holly day) formally observed in Canada, Liberia, Germany Japan, some countries in the Caribbean and the United States. Most of these countries observe days other than the fourth Thursday of November and think of it as a secular way of celebrating the harvest and abundance of food. Without a hiccup we slide into Black Friday raiding stores for the loot being sold at discounted prices. The same holds true for Cyber Monday when we burn up the internet looking for bargains that will arrive at our doorsteps, brought by the jolly delivery men and women, of FedEx, UPS and USPS. Of course the big days are Chanukah when the Maccabean Revolt against the Seleucid Empire, regained control of Jerusalem. It is a time to gather the family and talk of history and tell stories. Christmas Eve is a time when my family goes to church, mostly to sing carols and distribute gifts, although this usually continued on Christmas day. This is when the term “Merry Christmas” is justified and correct although it is thought that the actual birthday of Christ is in October. The English squeezed another day out of the season, called Boxing Day, which is when the servants got some scraps from the dinner the day before and received a small gift or a dash of money. I do agree that “Xmas” is inappropriate but that’s just me and I don’t go crazy over it. After all, Christmas is for everyone. On the evening of the last day of the year we celebrate New Year’s Evening followed by New Year’s Day which many people sleep through after New Year’s Eve. The last and final day of the Holiday Season is January 6th which Is Epiphany or Three Kings Day. In Tarpon Springs, the Greek Orthodox Priest starts the celebration with the sanctification of the waters followed by the immersion of the cross. It becomes a scramble when local teenage boys dive for the cross thrown into the Spring Bayou as a remembrance of the baptism of Jesus Christ in the Jordan River. This tradition is now over a century old and was first celebrated by the Episcopal Church by early settlers in 1903.
Hank Bracker (Seawater One: Going to Sea! (Seawater Series))
Our presents on Christmas morning were minimal, our school supplies the generic brand, our extracurricular activities limited to those freely available through the community center or local Y.
Sonya Lalli (A Holly Jolly Diwali)
There’s more riding on this particular Christmas than ever before, and I’m coming apart at the seams. I need you to find my stolen property before Christmas Eve, or there’ll be no joy to the world, no ho-ho-ho, no holly jolly, no Feliz in the Navidad, no Frohe in the Weihnachten, no Merry in the Christmas.
Kevin J. Anderson (A Fantastic Holiday Season: The Gift of Stories)
Cinnamon, folks. That’s the key to triggering my happiest memories, and if there is one thing I’ve found in my thirty years on earth, it’s that cinnamon is also the key to unlocking almost anyone’s holly jolly side,
M.J. Padgett (Merry Takes Main Street (Life With the Thomas Brothers #0.5))
Little do they know, I caught them on camera, reported them to their parents, and quickly turned their holly jolly Christmas into a stocking full of coal.
Meghan Quinn (Resting Scrooge Face)
Be a good girl and tell Santa what you need. This Christmas, Santa aims to please. —INK, "All BeClaus of You," Merry INKmas (Bootcamp Records)
Julie Murphy (A Holly Jolly Ever After)
The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more readily than generosity. Any Santa who tried it would have gotten a bullet in his holly, jolly keister.
Thomm Quackenbush (Of Christmas Present)
I don’t know what kind of magic she did, but Holly went from being someone who interrupted my peace and quiet with endless questions and a joy that suffocated me, to someone I look forward to seeing. I crave her company, her questions, her texts, calls, practice dates. Whatever it is, I can’t wait to see her. Jesus. I’m so fucked.
Stephanie Alves (Holly's Jolly Christmas)
She's everything I never knew I needed. Everything I thought I would hate but can't get enough of. She's light and laughter, smiles and joy.
Stephanie Alves (Holly's Jolly Christmas)
I've been on date after date, but it never turned into much. Either they didn't like me, or I didn't like them. But with Mark, I wasn't even trying. He just fell into my life, and I fell for him.
Stephanie Alves (Holly's Jolly Christmas)
You want to jump his holly jolly boner, then do it. You want to tongue him down under the mistletoe, do that too. You want him to be your lay in a manger? My vote is yes. Yes, to all of it!
K.C. Mills (Christmas in Spite of You)
Your resting Grinch Face is showing, Liv." I chuckle. "And your Holly Jolly Weirdo Face is showing, Marino.
Katie Bailey (Holiday Hostilities (Cyclones Christmas #2))
Oh, and you think you’ll be able to shed the grumpiness and become a holly jolly asshole?
Meghan Quinn (How My Neighbor Stole Christmas)
It’s not going to be a tragedy, because you’re going to enter the competition with me as my holly jolly sidekick.
Meghan Quinn (How My Neighbor Stole Christmas)
He reaches his hand out and says, “I’m Atlas, but this big lug calls me Max. I’m his best friend and his holly jolly sidekick. Don’t think we ever officially met.” “Atlas, it’s so nice to meet you.” Storee shakes his hand. “I’m Storee, and apparently a thorn in the big lug’s side. Not sure how that happened, but it seems over time he developed a strong distaste for little ol’ me.” “A strong distaste?” Max asks as Bob Krampus dribbles on about the tradition of the Christmas Kringle, acting like it dates back to the 1800s for the people who have gathered around, when in reality, we haven’t even reached a decade. “How could he have developed a strong distaste? I didn’t even know he tasted you, unless . . . dude, did you not tell me something?” “I never once tasted her,” I say, the words feeling really stupid as they fly out of my mouth. “What a loss,” Storee says. “He could have had a real feast.” “Jesus,” I mutter. “We are in public.” “And if you were in private, would this conversation be different?” Max asks, a little waggle of his brows.
Meghan Quinn (How My Neighbor Stole Christmas)
If I’d made myself uncomfortable for him, for my parents, for my old agent, then why couldn’t I make myself uncomfortable for myself? For something that I wanted to do? The new Winnie Baker had herself under control. The new Winnie Baker had her shit together. And she was going to make a sexy Santa movie and show the world that she was here on her own terms, dang it.
Sierra Simone (A Holly Jolly Ever After (A Christmas Notch, #2))