Hobbs Quotes

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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
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Bill Watterson
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.
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Bill Watterson
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I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Bill Watterson
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Bill Watterson (The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book)
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Home is people. Not a place. If you go back there after the people are gone, then all you can see is what is not there any more.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Fate (Tawny Man, #3))
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?
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Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages, 1985-1995: An Exhibition Catalogue)
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
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Bill Watterson
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That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Bill Watterson (Weirdos From Another Planet: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Six (Calvin and Hobbes))
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Bill Watterson (The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book)
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I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
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Bill Watterson (The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury)
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I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
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Bill Watterson (The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes)
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I'm a misunderstood genius." "What's misunderstood?" "Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
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Bill Watterson
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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Bill Watterson
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Bill Watterson (The Essential Calvin and Hobbes)
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Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!
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Bill Watterson
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When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron instead.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1))
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I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose
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Bill Watterson
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CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it? And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this? HOBBES: I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN: Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.
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Bill Watterson
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Bill Watterson
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Don’t do what you can’t undo, until you’ve considered what you can’t do once you’ve done it.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1))
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The man who must brag for himself knows that no one else will
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Robin Hobb (Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2))
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CALVIN: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think it's funny. Don't you think it's odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does it benefit us? HOBBES: I suppose if we couldn't laugh at the things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
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Bill Watterson
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I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Bill Watterson
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Curiosity is the lust of the mind.
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Thomas Hobbes
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You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.
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Bill Watterson (Scientific Progress Goes "Boink" (Calvin and Hobbes, #6))
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Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new! A new year ... a fresh, clean start! It's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on! A day full of possibilities! It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy ... let's go exploring!
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Bill Watterson (It's a Magical World (Calvin and Hobbes, #11))
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I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
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Bill Watterson
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Calvin: I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! Want to see my book report? Hobbes: (Reading Calvin's paper) "The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender modes." Calvin: Academia, here I come!
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Bill Watterson (Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat (Calvin and Hobbes, #9))
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Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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Bill Watterson (It's a Magical World (Calvin and Hobbes, #11))
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The world isn't fair, Calvin." "I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
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Bill Watterson (The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury)
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Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
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Bill Watterson (The Essential Calvin and Hobbes)
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Bill Watterson (The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes)
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I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.
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Bill Watterson (The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury)
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Everyone thinks that courage is about facing death without flinching. But almost anyone can do that. Almost anyone can hold their breath and not scream for as long as it takes to die. True courage is about facing life without flinching. I don't mean the times when the right path is hard, but glorious at the end. I'm talking about enduring the boredom, the messiness, and the inconvenience of doing what is right.
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Robin Hobb (The Mad Ship (Liveship Traders, #2))
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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Death is not the opposite of life, but the opposite of choice.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Errand (Tawny Man, #1))
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Now what state do you live in?' 'Denial.
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Bill Watterson (The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury)
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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Hell is truth seen too late.
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Thomas Hobbes (Leviathan)
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When you spring to an idea, and decide it is truth, without evidence, you blind yourself to other possibilities.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1))
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Leave the pain behind and let your life be your own again. There is a place where all time is now, and the choices are simple and always your own. Wolves have no kings
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Robin Hobb
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Bill Watterson (The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: a Calvin and Hobbes Treasury)
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From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.
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Bill Watterson (Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat (Calvin and Hobbes, #9))
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Bill Watterson (The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury)
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I'd hate to have a kid like me.
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Bill Watterson (The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury)
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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Very little worth knowing is taught by fear.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1))
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Bill Watterson (It's a Magical World (Calvin and Hobbes, #11))
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Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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Stop longing. You poison today’s ease, reaching always for tomorrow.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Errand (Tawny Man, #1))
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A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
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Bill Watterson (There's Treasure Everywhere (Calvin and Hobbes, #10))
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If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?
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Bill Watterson (It's a Magical World (Calvin and Hobbes, #11))
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse
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Bill Watterson (It's a Magical World (Calvin and Hobbes, #11))
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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
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Bill Watterson (The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury)
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must've hit a window. Calvin: Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh... once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is. You realize that nature is ruthless and our existence is very fragile, temporary, and precious. But to go on with your daily affairs, you can't really think about that...which is probably why everyone takes the world for granted and why we act so thoughtlessly. It's very confusing. I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up. Hobbes: No doubt.
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Bill Watterson (There's Treasure Everywhere (Calvin and Hobbes, #10))
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Tomorrow owes you the sum of your yesterdays. No more than that. And no less.
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Robin Hobb (The Mad Ship (Liveship Traders, #2))
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The fight isn't over until you win.
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Robin Hobb (Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2))
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Phil, we're the laughing stock of the nation," Β  Β  said Hobbs Creek mayor to police chief, "We Β  Β  have a cop who faints at the sight of blood!
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Kyle Keyes (Under the Bus)
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HOBBES: All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.
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Bill Watterson
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Bill Watterson (The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury)
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Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous. ---Hobbes
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Bill Watterson
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Nothing takes the heart out of a man more than the expectation of failure.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1))
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Stop thinking of what you intend to do. Stop thinking of what you have just done. Then, stop thinking that you have stopped thinking of those things. Then you will find the Now, the time that stretches eternal, and is really the only time there is.
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Robin Hobb (Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2))
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Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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Girls are like slugsβ€”they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.
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Bill Watterson (The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury)
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Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.
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Bill Watterson (The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes)
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HOBBES: If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.
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Bill Watterson
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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
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Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes, #1))
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Scientia potentia est. Knowledge is power.
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Thomas Hobbes (Leviathan)
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In that last dance of chances I shall partner you no more. I shall watch another turn you As you move across the floor. In that last dance of chances When I bid your life goodbye I will hope she treats you kindly. I will hope you learn to fly. In that last dance of chances When I know you'll not be mine I will let you go with longing And the hope that you'll be fine. In that last dance of chances We shall know each other's minds. We shall part with our regrets When the tie no longer binds.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Fate (Tawny Man, #3))
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I thought we had lost you. I thought we'd done something worse than let you die.' His old arms were tight and strong about me. I was kind to the old man. I did not tell him they had.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Quest (Farseer Trilogy, #3))
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Not being able to think of a reply is not the same thing as accepting another's words.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Quest (Farseer Trilogy, #3))
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Bill Watterson
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HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.
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Bill Watterson
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Thinking is not always...comforting. It is always good, but not always comforting.
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Robin Hobb (Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2))
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I healed. Not completely. A scar is never the same as good flesh, but it stops the bleeding.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Quest (Farseer Trilogy, #3))
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I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
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Bill Watterson (The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury)
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Bill Watterson (There's Treasure Everywhere (Calvin and Hobbes, #10))
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Bill Watterson
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Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house?
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Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes, #1))
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For such is the nature of man, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; Yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves: For they see their own wit at hand, and other mens at a distance.
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Thomas Hobbes (Leviathan)
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Death is always less painful and easier than life! You speak true. And yet we do not, day to day, choose death. Because ultimately, death is not the opposite of life, but the opposite of choice. Death is what you get when there are no choices left to make.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Errand (Tawny Man, #1))
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It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!
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Bill Watterson (It's a Magical World (Calvin and Hobbes, #11))
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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
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Bill Watterson (Something Under the Bed is Drooling (Calvin and Hobbes, #2))
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People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something.
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Bill Watterson (The Days Are Just Packed: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Twelve)
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?
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Bill Watterson
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Learning is never wrong. Even learning how to kill isn't wrong. Or right. It's just a thing to learn, a thing I can teach you. That's all.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1))
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Too late to apologize, I've already forgiven you.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1))
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Life is nasty, brutish, and short
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Thomas Hobbes
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Wait for you? Not likely. I've always had to run ahead of you and show you the way.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Errand (Tawny Man, #1))
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I told you I set no limits on my love for you. I don't. Yet I have never expected you to offer me your body. It was the whole of your heart, all for myself, that I sought. Even though I've never had a right to it. For you gave it away ere ever you saw me.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Fate (Tawny Man, #3))
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A woman of many talents. And intelligent, too. He'd probably have to kill her soon.
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Robin Hobb
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Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you'd cheat! I knew you'd win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaa", then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it's just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Bill Watterson
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Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.” β€œThat’s thoughtful of you.” "See, on the front it says, β€˜Get Well Soon’ … and on the inside it says,’Because my bed isn’t made, my clothes need to be put away and I’m hungry. Love Calvin.’ Want to sign it?” β€œSure, I’m hungry too
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Bill Watterson
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I say, if your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Bill Watterson
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Sometimes a man doesn't know how badly he's hurt until someone else probes the wound.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Quest (Farseer Trilogy, #3))
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box! Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I'm looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What's your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Bill Watterson (Scientific Progress Goes "Boink": A Calvin and Hobbes Collection)
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It's too late to apologize for I have already forgiven you." -FitzChivalry Farseer
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Robin Hobb
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Come, hunt with me, the invitation whispers in my heart. Leave the pain behind and let your life be your own again. There is a place where all time is now, and the choices are simple and always your own. Wolves have no kings.
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Robin Hobb (Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2))
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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People are intimidated by a man who acts with no apparent regard for consequences. Behave as if you cannot be touched and no one will dare to touch you.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1))
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Wolves have no kings.
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Robin Hobb (Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2))
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if love doesnt come first and linger after, if love cant wait and endure disappointment and seperation, then its not love.
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Robin Hobb (Golden Fool (Tawny Man, #2))
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I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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Evil is not man-made. Evil is natural, like the sun rising each morning, the moon revolving around the earth, and the strong eating the weak. Jeremiah Hobb
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Frank Lambert (Cult of the Clan)
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Covenants, without the sword, are but words and of no strength to secure a man at all.
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Thomas Hobbes (Leviathan)
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No man is so dangerous as the man who cannot decide what he fears.
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Robin Hobb (Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2))
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Time is an unkind teacher, delivering lessons that we learn far too late for them to be useful. Years after I could have benefited from them, the insights come to me.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Assassin (The Fitz and The Fool Trilogy, #1))
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When you fear to fail, you fear something that has not happened yet. You predict your own failure, and by inaction, lock yourself into it.
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Robin Hobb (Ship of Destiny (Liveship Traders, #3))
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Homo homini lupus
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Thomas Hobbes (Leviathan)
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You seek a false comfort when you demand that I define myself for you with words. Words do not contain or define any person. A heart can, if it is willing.
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Robin Hobb (Golden Fool (Tawny Man, #2))
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The second thing you have to do to be a writer is to keep on writing. Don't listen to people who tell you that very few people get published and you won't be one of them. Don't listen to your friend who says you are better that Tolkien and don't have to try any more. Keep writing, keep faith in the idea that you have unique stories to tell, and tell them. I meet far too many people who are going to be writers 'someday.' When they are out of high school, when they've finished college, after the wedding, when the kids are older, after I retire . . . That is such a trap You will never have any more free time than you do right now. So, whether you are 12 or 70, you should sit down today and start being a writer if that is what you want to do. You might have to write on a notebook while your kids are playing on the swings or write in your car on your coffee break. That's okay. I think we've all 'been there, done that.' It all starts with the writing.
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Robin Hobb
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No arts; no letters; no society; and which is worst of all, continual fear and danger of violent death; and the life of man solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
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Thomas Hobbes (Leviathan)
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Men cannot grieve as dogs do. But they grieve for many years.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1))
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To recognize you are the source of your own loneliness is not a cure for it. But it is a step toward seeing that it is not inevitable, and that such a choice is not irrevocable.
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Robin Hobb (Golden Fool (Tawny Man, #2))
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You're ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Bill Watterson (The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury)
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It's all connected. When you save any part of the world, you've saved the whole world. In fact, that's the only way it can be done.
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Robin Hobb (Golden Fool (Tawny Man, #2))
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Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension.
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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When considering a man's motives, remember you must not measure his wheat with your bushel. He may not be using the same standard at all.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1))
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The condition of man . . . is a condition of war of everyone against everyone
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Thomas Hobbes
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Most prisons are of our own making. A man makes his own freedom, too.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1))
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I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Bill Watterson (The Revenge of the Baby-Sat (Calvin and Hobbes, #5))
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You can present the material, but you can't make me care.
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Bill Watterson (Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat (Calvin and Hobbes, #9))
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We are the sum of all we have done added to the sum of all that has been done to us.
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Robin Hobb (Golden Fool (Tawny Man, #2))
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One must plan for the future and anticipate the future without fearing the future.
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Robin Hobb (Ship of Magic (Liveship Traders, #1))
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Look forward, not back. Correct your course and go on. You can't undo yesterday's journey.
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Robin Hobb (The Mad Ship (Liveship Traders, #2))
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Diplomacy is the velvet glove that cloaks the fist of power.
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Robin Hobb
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Anticipating pain was like enduring it twice. Why not anticipate pleasure instead?
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Robin Hobb (Renegade's Magic (Soldier Son, #3))
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I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification. -Calvin
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.
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Bill Watterson (The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury)
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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That is the trick of good government. To make folk desire to live in such a way that there is no need for its intervention.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1))
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That is the challenge Companion. To take what has happened to you and learn from it. Nothing is quite so destructive as pity, especially self-pity. No event in life is so terrible that one cannot rise above it.
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Robin Hobb (Ship of Destiny (Liveship Traders, #3))
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I think life should be more like TV. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothing, and men should carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think?... Then again, if real life was like that, what would we watch on television?
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Bill Watterson (The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes)
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The salpinx is not simply an instrument of summoning. It is also an instrument of binding. Since you followed its sorrowful tones to my side, you are now bound to me like man is bound to treachery.” Jeremiah Hobb
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Frank Lambert (Cult of the Clan)
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Bill Watterson (The Days Are Just Packed: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Twelve)
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Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
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Bill Watterson (The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury)
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Leisure is the mother of Philosophy
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Thomas Hobbes
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History is no more fixed and dead than the future. The past is no further away than the last breath you took.
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Robin Hobb
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My silences he mistook for a lack of wit rather than a lack of any need to speak.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1))
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There is a dead spot in the night, that coldest, blackest time when the world has forgotten evening and dawn is not yet a promise. A time when it is far too early to arise, but so late that going to bed makes small sense.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Quest (Farseer Trilogy, #3))
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I'M SIGNIFICANT!!! ... Say's the dust speck.
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Bill Watterson (The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury)
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Sometimes it seems unfair that events so old can reach forward through the years, sinking claws into one's life and twisting all that follows it. Yet perhaps that is the ultimate justice: we are the sum of all we have done added to the sum of all that has been done to us. There is no escaping that, not for any of us.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Fate (Tawny Man, #3))
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Someday is someday, and maybe it will be or maybe it won't. This is a human thing, to worry about things that may or may not come to be. You can't eat meat until you've killed it.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Quest (Farseer Trilogy, #3))
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Silence can ask all the questions, where the tongue is prone to ask only the wrong one.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Errand (Tawny Man, #1))
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?
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Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes, #1))
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Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet
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Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages, 1985-1995: An Exhibition Catalogue)
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His absence seemed a solid thing, a burden I must carry in addition to my grief... Yet I knew I would continue to live. Sometimes that knowledge seemed the worst part of my loss.
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Robin Hobb (Golden Fool (Tawny Man, #2))
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The source of every crime, is some defect of the understanding; or some error in reasoning; or some sudden force of the passions. Defect in the understanding is ignorance; in reasoning, erroneous opinion.
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Thomas Hobbes (Leviathan)
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Never do what you can’t undo until you’ve considered well what you can’t do once you’ve done it.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Fate (The Fitz and the Fool, #3))
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Men of passion and vision are often seen as mad.
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Robin Hobb (Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2))
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But a living is not a life.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Quest (Farseer Trilogy, #3))
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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Bill Watterson (The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury)
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Every small, unselfish action nudges the world into a better path. An accumulation of small acts can change the world.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Fate (Tawny Man, #3))
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I never confuse the cost of something with its value
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Robin Hobb (The Mad Ship (Liveship Traders, #2))
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You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.
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Bill Watterson (Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection)
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The past is no further away than the last breath you took.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Errand (Tawny Man, #1))
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The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)
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I wonder where we go when we die?” β€œβ€¦Pittsburgh?” β€œYou mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Bill Watterson
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Force and fraud are in war the two cardinal virtues.
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Thomas Hobbes
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I will always take your part, Bee. Right or wrong. That is why you must always take care to be right, lest you make your father a fool.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Assassin (The Fitz and The Fool Trilogy, #1))
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This is our last hunt, old wolf. And as we have always done, we go to it together.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Fate (The Fitz and the Fool, #3))
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The fight isn't over until you win it, Fitz. That's all you have to remember. No matter what the other man says.
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Robin Hobb (Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2))
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Love isn't just about feeling sure of the other person, knowing what he would give up for you. It's knowing with certainty what you are willing to surrender for his sake. Make no mistake; each partner gives up something. Individual dreams are surrendered for a shared one.
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Robin Hobb (The Mad Ship (Liveship Traders, #2))
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Words are the counters of wise men, and the money of fools.
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Thomas Hobbes
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For the weakest has but to try his strength to find it, and then he shall be strong.
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Robin Hobb (Ship of Magic (Liveship Traders, #1))
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All events, no matter how earthshaking or bizarre, are diluted within moments of their occurrence the the continuance of the necessary routines of day-to-day. -Fitz Most prisons are of our own making. A man makes his own freedom, too. -Chade When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool, you end up sounding like a moron instead. -Burrich We left. Walking uphill and into the wind. That suddenly seemed a metaphor for my whole life. -Fitz
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1))
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Reading list (1972 edition)[edit] 1. Homer – Iliad, Odyssey 2. The Old Testament 3. Aeschylus – Tragedies 4. Sophocles – Tragedies 5. Herodotus – Histories 6. Euripides – Tragedies 7. Thucydides – History of the Peloponnesian War 8. Hippocrates – Medical Writings 9. Aristophanes – Comedies 10. Plato – Dialogues 11. Aristotle – Works 12. Epicurus – Letter to Herodotus; Letter to Menoecus 13. Euclid – Elements 14. Archimedes – Works 15. Apollonius of Perga – Conic Sections 16. Cicero – Works 17. Lucretius – On the Nature of Things 18. Virgil – Works 19. Horace – Works 20. Livy – History of Rome 21. Ovid – Works 22. Plutarch – Parallel Lives; Moralia 23. Tacitus – Histories; Annals; Agricola Germania 24. Nicomachus of Gerasa – Introduction to Arithmetic 25. Epictetus – Discourses; Encheiridion 26. Ptolemy – Almagest 27. Lucian – Works 28. Marcus Aurelius – Meditations 29. Galen – On the Natural Faculties 30. The New Testament 31. Plotinus – The Enneads 32. St. Augustine – On the Teacher; Confessions; City of God; On Christian Doctrine 33. The Song of Roland 34. The Nibelungenlied 35. The Saga of Burnt NjΓ‘l 36. St. Thomas Aquinas – Summa Theologica 37. Dante Alighieri – The Divine Comedy;The New Life; On Monarchy 38. Geoffrey Chaucer – Troilus and Criseyde; The Canterbury Tales 39. Leonardo da Vinci – Notebooks 40. NiccolΓ² Machiavelli – The Prince; Discourses on the First Ten Books of Livy 41. Desiderius Erasmus – The Praise of Folly 42. Nicolaus Copernicus – On the Revolutions of the Heavenly Spheres 43. Thomas More – Utopia 44. Martin Luther – Table Talk; Three Treatises 45. FranΓ§ois Rabelais – Gargantua and Pantagruel 46. John Calvin – Institutes of the Christian Religion 47. Michel de Montaigne – Essays 48. William Gilbert – On the Loadstone and Magnetic Bodies 49. Miguel de Cervantes – Don Quixote 50. Edmund Spenser – Prothalamion; The Faerie Queene 51. Francis Bacon – Essays; Advancement of Learning; Novum Organum, New Atlantis 52. William Shakespeare – Poetry and Plays 53. Galileo Galilei – Starry Messenger; Dialogues Concerning Two New Sciences 54. Johannes Kepler – Epitome of Copernican Astronomy; Concerning the Harmonies of the World 55. William Harvey – On the Motion of the Heart and Blood in Animals; On the Circulation of the Blood; On the Generation of Animals 56. Thomas Hobbes – Leviathan 57. RenΓ© Descartes – Rules for the Direction of the Mind; Discourse on the Method; Geometry; Meditations on First Philosophy 58. John Milton – Works 59. MoliΓ¨re – Comedies 60. Blaise Pascal – The Provincial Letters; Pensees; Scientific Treatises 61. Christiaan Huygens – Treatise on Light 62. Benedict de Spinoza – Ethics 63. John Locke – Letter Concerning Toleration; Of Civil Government; Essay Concerning Human Understanding;Thoughts Concerning Education 64. Jean Baptiste Racine – Tragedies 65. Isaac Newton – Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy; Optics 66. Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz – Discourse on Metaphysics; New Essays Concerning Human Understanding;Monadology 67. Daniel Defoe – Robinson Crusoe 68. Jonathan Swift – A Tale of a Tub; Journal to Stella; Gulliver's Travels; A Modest Proposal 69. William Congreve – The Way of the World 70. George Berkeley – Principles of Human Knowledge 71. Alexander Pope – Essay on Criticism; Rape of the Lock; Essay on Man 72. Charles de Secondat, baron de Montesquieu – Persian Letters; Spirit of Laws 73. Voltaire – Letters on the English; Candide; Philosophical Dictionary 74. Henry Fielding – Joseph Andrews; Tom Jones 75. Samuel Johnson – The Vanity of Human Wishes; Dictionary; Rasselas; The Lives of the Poets
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Mortimer J. Adler (How to Read a Book: The Classic Guide to Intelligent Reading)
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He shook his head pityingly. β€œThis, more than anything else, is what I have never understood about your people. You can roll dice, and understand that the whole game may hinge on one turn of a die. You deal out cards, and say that all a man's fortune for the night may turn upon one hand. But a man's whole life, you sniff at, and say, what, this naught of a human, this fisherman, this carpenter, this thief, this cook, why, what can they do in the great wide world? And so you putter and sputter your lives away, like candles burning in a draft.” β€œNot all men are destined for greatness,” I reminded him. β€œAre you sure, Fitz? Are you sure? What good is a life lived as if it made no difference at all to the great life of the world? A sadder thing I cannot imagine. Why should not a mother say to herself, if I raise this child aright, if I love and care for her, she shall live a life that brings joy to those about her, and thus I have changed the world? Why should not the farmer that plants a seed say to his neighbor, this seed I plant today will feed someone, and that is how I change the world today?” β€œThis is philosophy, Fool. I have never had time to study such things.” β€œNo, Fitz, this is life. And no one has time not to think of such things. Each creature in the world should consider this thing, every moment of the heart's beating. Otherwise, what is the point of arising each day?
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Robin Hobb (Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2))
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When people look most vicious, what you are seeing is not their animal side. It is the savagery that only humans can muster.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Fate (Tawny Man, #3))
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You know what I feel for you. You have known it for years. Let us not, you and I, alone here, pretend that you don’t. You know I love you. I always have. I always will
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Robin Hobb (Golden Fool (Tawny Man, #2))
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Whatsoever therefore is consequent to a time of war, where every man is enemy to every man, the same consequent to the time wherein men live without other security than what their own strength and their own invention shall furnish them withal. In such condition there is no place for industry... no knowledge of the face of the earth; no account of time; no arts; no letters; no society; and which is worst of all, continual fear, and danger of violent death; and the life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
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Thomas Hobbes
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Calvin: Trick or Treat! Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak! ...Boy, am I scary or what?
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Bill Watterson (It's a Magical World (Calvin and Hobbes, #11))
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One can only walk so far from one's true self before the bond either snaps, or pulls one back.
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Robin Hobb (Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2))
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I lived my grief; I slept mourning and ate sorrow and drank tears. I ignored all else.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Assassin (The Fitz and the Fool, #1))
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But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains!
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Bill Watterson (The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes)
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To Fitz and the Fool. My best friends for over twenty years.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Fate (The Fitz and the Fool, #3))
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I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
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Bill Watterson (The Days Are Just Packed (Calvin and Hobbes, #8))
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Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call destiny.
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John Hobbes
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The first and fundamental law of Nature, which is, to seek peace and follow it.
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Thomas Hobbes
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Innocent?” He was incensed at her suggestion he was somehow responsible for this mess. β€œI’ve done nothing wrong, I intend nothing wrong. I am innocent!” β€œHalf the evil in this world occurs while decent people stand by and do nothing wrong. It’s not enough to refrain from evil, Trell. People have to attempt to do right, even if they believe they cannot succeed.” β€œEven when it’s stupid to try?” he asked with savage sarcasm. β€œEspecially then,” she replied sweetly. β€œThat’s how it’s done, Trell. You break your heart against this stony world. You fling yourself at it, on the side of good, and you do not ask the cost. That’s how you do it.
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Robin Hobb (The Mad Ship (Liveship Traders, #2))
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One does not need the size of a dragon to have the soul of a dragon.
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Robin Hobb (Ship of Destiny (Liveship Traders, #3))
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The art of diplomacy is the luck of knowing more of your rival's secrets than he knows of yours.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, #1))
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Sorrow and loss never die. We can put them away in a chest and lock it tight, but whenever it is opened, even a crack, the aroma of lost sweetness will rise to fill our lungs to heaviness.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Quest (The Fitz and The Fool, #2))
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Since September it's just gotten colder and colder. There's less daylight now, I've noticed too. This can only mean one thing - the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn't going out. He says its colder because the earth's orbit is taking us farther from the sun. He says winter will be here soon. Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes, #1))
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The knowledge that he had left me with no intent ever to return had come over me in tiny droplets of realization spread over the years. And each droplet of comprehension brought its own small measure of hurt...He had wished me well in finding my own fate to follow, and I never doubted his sincerity. But it had taken me years to accept that his absence in my life was a deliberate finality, an act he had chosen, a thing completed even as some part of my soul still dangled, waiting for his return.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Assassin (The Fitz and the Fool, #1))
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Leave off sniffing the carcass of your old life-do you enjoy unending pain? There is no shame in walking away from bones. Nor is there any special wisdom in injuring oneself over and over. What is your loyalty to that pain? To abandon it will not lessen you.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Errand (Tawny Man, #1))
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There are endings. There are beginnings. Sometimes they coincide, with the ending of one thing marking the beginning of another. But sometimes there is simply a long space after an ending, a time when it seems everything else has ended and nothing else can ever begin.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Assassin (The Fitz and the Fool, #1))
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If a man does not die of a wound, then it heals in some fashion, and so it is with loss. From the sharp pain of immediate berevement, both the Prince and I passed into the gray days of numb bewilderment and waiting. So grief has always seemed to me, a time of waiting not for the hurt to pass, but to become accustomed to it.
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Robin Hobb (Fool's Errand (Tawny Man, #1))
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Why can't people love one another and still remain free?" Althea demanded suddenly. Amber paused to rub her eyes, then tug thoughtfully at her earring. "One can love that way," she conceded regretfully. "But the price on that kind of love may be the highest of all." She strung her words together as carefully as she strung her beads. "To love another person like that, you have to admit that his life is as important as yours. Harder still, you have to admit to yourself that perhaps he has needs you cannot fill, and that you have tasks that will take you far away from him. It costs loneliness and longing and doubt and...
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Robin Hobb (The Mad Ship (Liveship Traders, #2))
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But change proves that you are still alive. Change often measures our tolerance for folk different from ourselves. Can we accept their languages, their customs, their garments, and their foods into our own lives? If we can, then we form bonds, bonds that make wars less likely. If we cannot, if we believe that we must do things as we have always done them, then we must either fight to remain as we are, or die
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Robin Hobb (Golden Fool (Tawny Man, #2))
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Six Wisemen came to Jhaampe-town Climbed a hill, and never came down Found their flesh and lost their skins Flew away on stony wings. Five Wisemen came to Jhaampe-town Walked a road not up nor down Were torn to many and turned to one, In the end, left a task half-done Four Wisemen came to Jhaampe-town They spoke in words without a sound They begged their Queen to let them go And what became of them, no one can know. Three Wisemen came to Jhaampe-town They’d helped a king to keep his crown. But when they tried to climb the hill Down they came in a terrible spill. Two Wisemen came to Jhaampe-town Gentle women there they found. Forgot their quest and lived in love Perhaps were wiser than ones above. One Wiseman came to Jhaampe-town. He set aside both Queen and Crown Did his task and fell asleep Gave his bones to the stones to keep. No wise men go to Jhaampe-town, To climb the hill and never come down. β€˜Tis wiser far and much more brave To stay at home and face the grave.
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Robin Hobb (Assassin's Quest (Farseer Trilogy, #3))
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So that in the nature of man, we find three principal causes of quarrel: First, Competition; Secondly, Dissidence; Thirdly, Glory. The first, maketh men invade for Gain; the second, for Safety; and the third, for Reputation. The first use Violence, to make themselves Masters of other men's persons, wives, children and cattle; the second, to defend them; the third, for trifles, as a word, a smile, a different opinion, and any other sign of undervalue, either direct in their Persons, or by reflexion in their Kindred, their Friends, their Nation, their Profession, or their Name.
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Thomas Hobbes (Leviathan)