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Miss Brood is my right hand,” he told them. “She’s here seven days a week sometimes, and it’s only a part-time position. Avis, this is my niece Kate, who’s getting married today, and her sister, Bunny, and my brother-in-law, Louis Battista.”
“Congratulations,” Miss Brood said, rising from her chair. She had turned a bright pink, for some reason. She was one of those people who look teary-eyed when they blush.
“Tell them how you got the name ‘Avis,’ ” Uncle Theron said. Then, without waiting for her to speak, he said to the others, “She was delivered in a rental car.”
“Oh, Reverend Dell,” Miss Brood said with a tinkly laugh. “They don’t want to hear about that!”
“It was an unexpected birth,” Uncle Theron explained. “Unexpectedly rapid, that is. Of course the birth itself was expected.”
“Well, naturally! It’s not as if Mama intended to have me in the car,” Miss Brood said.
Dr. Battista said, “Thank God it wasn’t a Hertz.
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