Heater Funny Quotes

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I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.
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Amy Sommers (I Had a Dream About You)
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but only after our own respective prides slowly melted away, like a lion family ice sculpture being left near those restaurant heaters that a maรฎtre dโ€™ was going to have to blame a waiter for so she could keep her job and he could lose his as payback for him dumping her for the ice sculptor.
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J.S. Mason (The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats)