Heater Funny Quotes

I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.

but only after our own respective prides slowly melted away, like a lion family ice sculpture being left near those restaurant heaters that a maître d’ was going to have to blame a waiter for so she could keep her job and he could lose his as payback for him dumping her for the ice sculptor.

There comes a point where terrible things are funny. It's the point where the furnace is broken and the hot water heater is leaking and your dog comes in smelling of skunk and the check engine light has come on when you go to get the tomato juice. You stop crying and you stop being frustrated because none of that will help. All you can do is start laughing hysterically because that's the only thing that's left.