Hans Gruber Quotes

I am a Conservative: Barack Obama is the Hans Gruber of American politics. #caring

When Alexander saw the depth of his empire he wept for there were no more worlds to concquer. Benefits of a classical education.

I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.

I could talk about industrialization and men's fashion all day, but work must intrude.

cursing the physical therapist they’d sent him. Hans. Rooker thought he was just as evil as that other Hans. Hans Gruber. The villain in the greatest Christmas classic ever made—Die Hard.

Hans. Rooker thought he was just as evil as that other Hans. Hans Gruber. The villain in the greatest Christmas classic ever made—Die Hard.

I have a soft spot for minions. Lackeys. Henchmen. The sycophantic underlings who make a good villain great. Who would the Joker be without his flunkies? Hans Gruber without his crack team of gun-toting criminals? Sauron without his Uruk-hai?

Suave, edgy, witty, flippant, sophisticated to a ‘T’, poised, cool gaze, that purring voice, waltzing stylishly in that sharp suit and Tag Heuer watch to match, citing Plutarch like the fine man he is, Hans Gruber is every girl’s dream BadBoy (minus the sociopathic undertones) with a dark sense of humor to crown it all. Swoon.