Hannah Montana Quotes

Pink isn't just a color it's an Attitude too!

Lana says J.P. makes Matt Damon from the Bourne movies look like Oliver from Hannah Montana

When I was in Nashville, I went to our Macy's and went and tried on all the Hannah Montana stuff. Then I said, 'This is weird, I'm wearing my face.

When you ask "Do you wanna dance, my barefoot Cinderella? Don't need no slippers or a party dress,the way you're lookin' right now is what I like the best", and then you... Say "do you wanna take a chance? Stay with me forever, no one will ever be more beautiful my barefoot, my barefoot Cinderella.

It was the equivalent of asking a little girl not to scream the first time she was personally introduced to Hannah Montana.

Miley Cyrus made some chinky eyes Standing behind an Asian guy I don’t know if this should fly As if there wasn’t enough to despise I wasn’t necessarily a fan of Her, her dad, or Hannah Montana I tend to prefer the songs of Rihanna Racism against Asians is simply bananas! Oh Miley! Chinky eyes make you look wily prejudice isn’t thought of so highly it doesn’t make us all smiley Why is there nothing that Asians can do? To make fun of other races as easily as you Why isn’t racism against Asians taboo? Why are we always so racially screwed! All you have to do is pull at your face To make your eyelids resemble our race This kind of joke has no proper place Miley Cyrus is a disgrace!

God, what is wrong with me? I've been watching too much Gossip Girl. Reading too many snarky books. Maybe I should listen to a bunch of Christian music or watch some Hannah Montana with Budge. I know, I'll view VeggieTales until the evil is purged out of me, and all the comes out of me is goodness, light, and songs about cucumbers.

loneliness has its roots in words,in internal conversation that nodbody answers,solitude has it's roots in the great silence of eternity.

I stared straight ahead like a gangsta, never acknowledging the cast of Hannah Montana sitting next to me, and fantasized that they were staring at me out of the corners of their eyes thinking, Who is that woman with The Suit? Is she playing with his hair? Oh my God, she’s such a badass. He looks like some rich business executive, but Rocker Chick has her arm around him like he’s her fucking bitch. I’ll bet she has tattoos. And rides a motorcycle. And keeps a pair of brass knuckles in her vagina.

Whereas I could conform to an emo crowd easily enough, pretending to matriculate from upper crust asshats was too surreal. Goose insisted my stellar attitude and superb language skills had to be put on hold while we were inside the building, which meant to had to keep my big fat cow shut. It was the equivalent of asking a little girl not to scream the first time she was personally introduced to Hannah Montana.

Whoa, you got my head in the clouds Whoa, you got me thinking out loud The more you dream about me the more I believe That nothing's ever out of reach So dream, dream, dream

New Rule: You can't bum-rush the president for autographs after he just lectured you for an hour about how you have to grow up. Have some dignity, for Christ's sake. He's your coworker, not Hannah Montana. If you're this crazy about him now, what are you going to do if he turns the country around, ask him to sign your tit?

If it weren’t so off-putting for my co-workers. I’d wear my flannel, one-piece 'Hannah Montana' pajamas, like, all the time!

Because in our never-ending search for the next destination, we miss out on one of life’s great truths, which is, just as the legendary philosopher Hannah Montana said, “It’s all about the climb.

The only thing comparable to the passengers’ reaction when the captain takes centre stage is a Miley Cyrus meet-and-greet at the height of her Hannah Montana years.

At that, the band started playing “Hoedown Throwdown” from Hannah Montana: The Movie. “This is what you requested over and over?” Stevie asked me.

How was that?” He grins. She kisses her teeth. “Like a drunk deer, misguidedly stepping onto a frozen lake.” “Do they have a lot of drunk deer in Montana, Coach?

The first choice of a name for Disney’s Hannah Montana was Alexis Texas, but it was already taken by a porn star.

window and began to daydream again. Even though she had to be Hannah Montana for part of the time, she hoped that there would still be plenty of time to be Miley. And plenty of opportunities to have fun.

raspberry cobbler,

gaving

I’ve never performed at an opera house before,” said Miley. “It’s quite an honor.” And she really meant it. The opera house was a modern white building that appeared to be rising from the glimmering turquoise water of Sydney Harbor. Wow, thought Miley, actually gulping for breath. The building was exquisite. And to think she’d be performing there! Sometimes Miley

When Hannah got her, he was so happy. Yeah, he

had had

into her ravioli. “You know we’ll help you in any way we can, right?” “Thanks. I appreciate it.” “Do you think you’ll get the votes to win?” Rylee asked. “Sure, she will,” Jazmyn replied. “Nobody wants that fake, lying, witch to be president. Can you imagine?” Rylee shrugged. “I know, but Montana has a way of always getting what she wants and she’s going to use all her daddy’s resources to win people over.” “Not to worry,” Abby said. “We’re not underestimating our opponent but we’re going to make sure Montana doesn’t even stand a chance. I’d wouldn’t be surprised if we can even get the rest of the Shinies to vote for Ava.” Jaz took a sip of her iced tea. “I’m glad you’re her campaign manager.” She raised her glass to me. “Abby Kline will get it done.” Abby grinned, then her smile fell a little. “Yeah, that’s if Hannah Grace doesn’t get in my way.” “What does she have to do with anything?” Camilla asked. Abby stabbed her ravioli with a fork. “Oh, she’s just Ava’s other campaign manager. It’s going to be a pain to work with her, but I keep telling myself that it’s only two weeks.

Hannah Montana. I get it. Good one.

Ellie, we will figure all that out later. For now, you rest. Look. They brought a few DVDs up from the lending library.” I flip through them. Frozen. Hannah Montana. The Muppet Christmas Carol. I am six again.

It was like Work Cade was his Hannah Montana alter ego, but around me he could just be Miley.