Haha Lol Quotes

I hate when couples fight and change their status to 'single' when they're still together and are just mad at one another. Do you see me changing my status to 'orphan' after I fight with my parents?

Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they'll start using it.

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.

Well,” I said, needing to lighten the mood for him, “next time Kai tries to, um, bust your balls, you can give it right back to him, because he's got a girlfriend now, too.

Sorry. Sorry. Don't hit. Bitches be scary when they hit.

You know when you feel really bad and someone says, "Suck it up"? This only makes me want to break their legs and tell them to "Walk it off".

Handle every stressful situation like a dog; if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away.

I sort of fell." "Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet?

Easy for you to say. You're the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing." Cam's mouth opened. Oh my God, did I really just say that? I had.

Night.Owl: So what are you wearing? Little.Bird: Lol! All the walls are coming down tonight... Night.Owl: Haha. God, sorry. I have no idea why I just typed that. Ignore that. Such a creeper right now.

Oh, god…” I whimper. “I haven’t done anything yet, baby,” Colton growls. “I know,” I pant. “I was just saying your name.

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked.

Your name. That’s all I want.” I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours.

Dan moans behind me, reminding her of the problem. She straightens in fear at the sound of his voice, peers over my shoulder at the chunk of bloody beef that is Dan Sikorsky. She looks slowly from him to me. “What did you do?” I duck my head, embarrassed. “I sort of lost my temper.

I stop stretching and face him, unwilling to back down from this visual standoff. I'm not going to let him perform his little Jedi mind tricks on me, no matter how much I wish I could perform them on him. He’s completely unreadable and even more unpredictable. It pisses me off.

I didn't want to miss out on a chance to congratulate you on your bouncing baby boy.” Garrett’s eyes trailed over to Milo who stood tall with an arrogant smile on his face next to his father. “I’m not sure on the protocol over here, though, is it customary to celebrate bastards?” Garrett’s comment hit the mark just like he knew it would. The smile was wiped from Milo’s face, and he stalked right up to Garrett and threw a punch at his jaw.

Jackson: Relax lol I’m not asking you out. He’s not? Well this is awkward. And why does it bother me that he’s not asking me out? Me: Oh, haha. Sorry. Jackson: Unless you want me too haha. Me: I don’t. haha. Jackson: haha then I won’t. Me: We’re going to haha ourselves into an idiot coma

You hit me!” I yelled at the sky, and it was almost humorous to hear Rome’s deep voice so full of feminine outrage. “Oh.” Yael sounded genuinely shocked. “It really is her. Rome just dropped like a bag of rocks.

Is she trying to communicate?" "Of course she is," I say and roll my eyes at Blanche. "Men, you'd think they'd never met a female capable of talking. Let me tell you something very important, Blanche. Most men won't understand you. Hang on to the ones who can." "Are you talking about wraiths or about me and the guys?

They hate me. They are mad at me. They hate me. They are mad at me. Why did I say that? Why did I do that? Do they hate me? Are they mad at me? Oh wait, they messaged back. No, “haha” or “LOL.” They only said, “Sounds good.” So all must be well, right? Or are they mad at me? -what my anxiety makes me think