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I had received a t-shirt from my best friend Veronica at my police academy graduation. It reads, ‘Throw your donut in the opposite direction and the cops won’t get you.’ I love wearing that t-shirt.
Suzie Ivy (Bad Luck Officer)
Rather, part of the argument is that with so much graduate unemployment, juvenile delinquency and high-school absenteeism, there could be practical alternatives to what we have now. A case could be made for a return to apprenticeships in trades such as car mechanics. Another would be to rearrange our priorities during workplace hiring. Less dependency might be placed on easily-achieved academic certificates - and more public recognition be given to hard-won experience. Other possibilities include early entry into the armed forces or police - via military finishing schools or junior police academies, instead of book-obsessed senior high schools and colleges of the woolly-minded humanities. But, for sure, a campaign of objections to this broader model would be publicly raised by the very groups who stand to lose financially from the decrease in municipal funding. That is, well-heeled academics and comfortably-off teaching unions.
Jon Lee Junior (England's Rise and Decline: And What It Means, Today)
I attended the College of Political Fraud. I graduated from Hebrew University, How To Make Mankind Our Obedient Servant and eventually the State Police Academy for Sheriffs and of course the CIA and KGB… My name is Agent Bat Roscoe PoetЪ
Росен Марков