Golf Game Funny Quotes

If you have ever seen a dragon in a pinch, you will realize that this was only poetical exaggeration applied to any hobbit, even to Old Took's great-grand-uncle Bullroarer, who was so huge (for a hobbit) that he could ride a horse. He charged the ranks of the goblins of Mount Gram in the Battle of the Green Fields, and knocked their king Golfimbul's head clean off with a wooden club. It sailed a hundred yards through the air and went down a rabbit-hole, and in this way the battle was won and the game of Golf invented at the same moment.

Excitable little fellow,” said Gandalf, as they sat down again. “Gets funny queer fits, but he is one of the best, one of the best—as fierce as a dragon in a pinch.” If you have ever seen a dragon in a pinch, you will realize that this was only poetical exaggeration applied to any hobbit, even to Old Took’s great-grand-uncle Bullroarer, who was so huge (for a hobbit) that he could ride a horse. He charged the ranks of the goblins of Mount Gram in the Battle of the Green Fields, and knocked their king Golfimbul’s head clean off with a wooden club. It sailed a hundred yards through the air and went down a rabbit-hole, and in this way the battle was won and the game of Golf invented at the same moment.

12th or 13th birthday, I don’t remember which it was. ICYDK, my buds were, in no particular order, my cousin Zoe, my crush Faith, and my ninjas Naomi, Brayden, Gidget, and Slug. Also – please don’t tell anyone I called Faith my crush. Everybody already knows anyway, so they’d just be like, “Uh, yeah, duh-doy.” Anyhow, Games-R-Great is a massive, TWO-STORY arcade/amusement park that’s PACKED with all the coolest stuff. Videogames, bowling, electric go-karts, a bounce house mushroom forest, rollercoasters, a blacklight mini golf course, and a rock wall that spans both floors of the building with a GINORMOUS Games-R-