Gilmore Girls Funny Quotes

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I didn’t think it was possible for so many words to come out of somebody’s mouth that quickly,” he said. β€œAnd I auditioned for Gilmore Girls.
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Elissa Sussman (Funny You Should Ask)
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The funny part is my gut reaction is to come up with something to say next that won't make him uncomfortable. What would I do otherwise? Cause a scene? Claim harassment by a man who likely helped pay for the open bar I'm drinking at because he tapped my hip and clavicle? I hate myself a little for the passivity of it, but in professional situations like this, with my literal livelihood at stake, I revert to a sacred little girl who has internalized that under no circumstances should she ruffle affluent society's feathers.
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Clare Gilmore (Love Interest)
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I personally didn't care if you saw us or not but hey, Women right? You can't live with em and you can't keep em from jumping in the closet.
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Jess Mariano, Gilmore Girls
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... I don't drink soda cause carbonation freaks me out.
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Dave Rygalski, Gilmore Girls