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You will never overhear the following conversation in a fine-dining establishment. WAITER: Today’s specials. We have Chilean sea bass, which is sautéed in a lemon beurre blanc, and we have a Hot Pocket that is cooked in a dirty microwave. And that comes with a side of Pepto. PATRON: Is your Hot Pocket cold in the middle? WAITER: It’s frozen. But it can be served boiling-lava hot. PATRON: Will it burn my mouth? WAITER: It will destroy your mouth. Everything will taste like rubber for a month. PATRON: Oh, I’ll get the Hot Pocket.
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