Futurama Quotes

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

You watched it! You can't unwatch it!

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate

One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!

Aim for their power lines! They're the devil's veins and electricity is his blood."   – Futurama

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus; All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

Feministas unite!

I hate everyone who loves me and they hate me too.

order to preserve freedom, we must allow for unpopular ideas and forms of expression.

You know what the worst thing about being a slave is? They make you work all day but they don't pay you or let you go.

I say the world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force!

Bender: Ah, the crossbow. A pitiless, elegant killing machine. The Bender of the 15th century. Fry: Not big enough. We need something that can take out an entire army. Something you could commit a war crime with--

The truth is Matt Groening and David X. Cohen created a program that was much more than your typical cartoon. In fact, they created the gold standard of high-quality TV. The quality of Futurama has been recognized both by its fans and its peers. It has won five Emmys, seven Annie Awards, and two Writers Guild of America Awards, as well as receiving two Environmental Media Awards. With crisp 3-D animation and challenging storylines that engage issues in philosophy, mathematics, physics, normalcy, and the environment, Futurama has forever changed the public’s perception of what’s possible with a TV cartoon.

be apart. Despite getting rejected by my top-choice school, I was starting to really believe in myself again based on all the positive feedback we continued to get on our videos. And besides, I knew I could always reapply to Emerson the following year and transfer. • • • College started out great, with the best part being my newly found freedom. I was finally on my own and able to make my own schedule. And not only was Amanda with me, I’d already made a new friend before the first day of classes from a Facebook page that was set up for incoming freshmen. I started chatting with a pretty girl named Chloe who mentioned that she was also going to do the film and video concentration. Fitchburg isn’t located in the greatest neighborhood, but the campus has lots of green lawns and old brick buildings that look like mansions. My dorm room was a forced triple—basically a double that the school added bunk beds to in order to squeeze one extra person in. I arrived first and got to call dibs on the bunk bed that had an empty space beneath it. I moved my desk under it and created a little home office for myself. I plastered the walls with Futurama posters and made up the bed with a new bright green comforter and matching pillows. My roommates were classic male college stereotypes—the football player and the stoner. Their idea of decorating was slapping a Bob Marley poster and a giant ad for Jack Daniels on the wall.

BENDER: Dying sucks butt! How do you living beings cope with mortality? LEELA: Violent outbursts. AMY: General sluttiness. FRY: Thanks to denial, I’m immortal! BENDER: Damn it, I’m supposed to be perfect. Inspector 5 gave me his blessing! [He pulls out his scrap of paper and looks at it.] How could he bring me into this world knowing I’m gonna die? ZOIDBERG: So you wish you were never born, maybe? BENDER: Yes, anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time! ZOIDBERG: Then suicide it is. Step into my office. I’ll give you a nice Kervorking.   This

Aim for their power lines! They’re the devil’s veins and electricity is his blood.”   – Futurama

Futurama has prominently engaged some of the toughest and most controversial environmental issues of our time, and it’s given us a glimpse of how twenty-first-century damage done by society to the environment will affect the thirty-first century.

You know what else stinks about being a slave? The hours.

You know what else sucks about being a slave? The hours.

I need plenty of wholesome nutritious alcohol. The chemical energy keeps my fuel cells charged. —BENDER, FUTURAMA