Frog And Toad Funny Quotes

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After I put on my bathing suit, you must not look at me until I get into the water.' 'Why not?' asked Frog. 'Because I look funny in my bathing suit. That is why.' said Toad.
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Arnold Lobel (Frog and Toad are Friends)
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Marty shrugs. β€œHave to kiss some toads before I meet my prince.” There’s that damn mouthy attitude that I somehow find charming. β€œI’m pretty sure if you kiss toads, you hallucinate. They have that poison-y thing on their back. I think you mean frogs.
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Eden Finley (Fake Boyfriend Breakaways (Fake Boyfriend, #2.5, 3.5, 4.5))
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During the rainy seasons, life sprang up all over the place, and in the ponds and rivers life was abundant. Hoppy was born on a day in May in what was considered to be spring rain. Early in his froghood, Hoppy's identity was like all others, and what he wanted most was to have his own identity.
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Ronald Destra (Hoppy The Frog)