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Grandpa Joe sat up in the recliner, lowering the leg rest, and jumping to his feet in one motion. Grandma Pearl sat her cake down before she pretended to faint. Grandpa tried to get Pearlie Jean off the floor while at the same time, grabbing at his heart, Fred Sanford style, bellowing, “we are being invaded by the Japanese again, Pearlie Jean!” The
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